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I'm hoping the trial has the defense strategy of, "My client literally thought that this was all a video game and all the laws he broke was him thinking he was merely 'exploiting a bug'. It's really very similar to when kids used to buy stuff on eBay thinking it was a game."
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PITY BONER posted:DEEPEN YOUR VOICE!!! so that means the Theranos Blood lady will have no problem.
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Look, he had weeks to look in to whether what he did was going to land him in prison or not and he had yet to do a "deep dive" on that hours before his arrest. It's debatable if he knows how to lace and tie his own shoes. Do you really think that this is a guy that can learn about all the gangs of america and rap music????
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I like how he gets to call himself "Entrepreneur and Investor" instead of "convicted conman"
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CannonFodder posted:I like how he gets to call himself "Entrepreneur and Investor" instead of "convicted conman" Obviously step one in the cunning plan was missed, far too difficult: IE: don't try to break laws especially blatantly.
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My apes have been slurped.
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PyPy posted:My apes have been slurped. Lotta you don't know! I'm bankrupt.
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knox_harrington posted:One Vitalik is probably no more mechanical stress than 440 squirrels That's almost as many squirrels as that TCC goon who dosed them with phenazepam and threw them off his roof.
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Boxturret posted:Look, he had weeks to look in to whether what he did was going to land him in prison or not and he had yet to do a "deep dive" on that hours before his arrest. why bother with a lawyer and all their books when you could just read a blog post about crimes
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They shoulda just put all those squirrels on the blockchain, that would have solved it.
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If you mint 440 squirrel-based NFTs you can safely shred them into a soup-like homogenate, their squirrelly essence will forever be preserved on the blockchain.
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who should play sam bankman in the eventual 'the
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halokiller posted:who should play sam bankman in the eventual 'the Michael Cera.
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I was gonna say Jonah Hill, expecting him to still look something like this: When in actual fact he looks like this: 
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What is worse? Pirates of the Caribbean tattoo or Naval tattoos on people who don’t sail
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I thought his ship tattoo was cool 
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King Carnivore posted:I was gonna say Jonah Hill, expecting him to still look something like this: lol was thinking jonah hill too maybe josh gad, but i want him to also play elon musk *exactly* like he does on avenue 5
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halokiller posted:lol was thinking jonah hill too He can just play every role. They’ll composite it together.
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🤣: A one-man play
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What about Joaquin or Aston Kutcher as SBF? Also, the fun continues: https://www.mediapart.fr/en/journal/france/251222/french-crypto-investors-file-complaint-against-binance-over-24m-euro-losses article posted:A group of 15 French cryptocurrency investors have filed a legal complaint against Binance, the world’s largest cryptocurrency exchange, which they accuse of marketing its services in France before it received official approval to do so, of using misleading commercial practices and receiving the proceeds of fraud. notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Dec 26, 2022 |
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HAmbONE posted:What is worse? Pirates of the Caribbean tattoo or Naval tattoos on people who don’t sail This is why I have posting related tattoos on my chest (Red Dragon on my back iyww).
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CannonFodder posted:I like how he gets to call himself "Entrepreneur and Investor" instead of "convicted conman" "Banned Investor"
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notwithoutmyanus posted:What about Joaquin or Aston Kutcher as SBF? "For you, the day
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King Carnivore posted:I was gonna say Jonah Hill, expecting him to still look something like this: So Hill will play post-prison SBF.
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Hill did a similar role in Wolfstreet so he has experience doing some drugged out finbro.
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The guy who wrote the Big Short was literally an embedded reporter following SBF for the last six months leading up to his arrest so we're sure to get some INCREDIBLE books and movies out of this fiasco.
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Any of the white stranger things kids would work. The monster could play Catherine.
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SBF is like 30 years old but he looks like such dogshit that all the actor suggestions are like 40.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:The guy who wrote the Big Short was literally an embedded reporter following SBF for the last six months leading up to his arrest so we're sure to get some INCREDIBLE books and movies out of this fiasco. That dude is amazing. If Jon Ronson, Woodward or Michael Lewis are just casually hanging around you, it should count as probable cause for felony indictment. No felony in particular, just you're probably the kind of person who should be kept away from everyone else.
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Ohthehugemanatee posted:That dude is amazing. If Jon Ronson, Woodward or Michael Lewis are just casually hanging around you, it should count as probable cause for felony indictment. No felony in particular, just you're probably the kind of person who should be kept away from everyone else. But, yeah, if you get a phone call from either Chotiner or Ronan Farrow, change your name and move to El Salvador.
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"Well, sure, everyone else that they covered collapsed in a spectacular fashion, but this time they want to cover me because of how great I am!" SBF, probably, mouth full of shrimp, shoes tied together
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My dad thought he didn't understand crypto then I explained that yes, people trade real money for fake money.
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it's high stakes monopoly for losers.
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LifeSunDeath posted:it's high stakes monopoly for losers. Thread title?
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Dad, it's high stakes monopoly for losers.
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I think people are focusing too much on SBFs appearance for the movie casting, and not enough on the voice. Some of you may have never heard him talk. https://mobile.twitter.com/AlexSanKri/status/1606338357172342799 You would need a character actor in a helium enviromentt to get it right.
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Gonna be that weird looking kid from Stranger Things playing SBF. They'll get a cartoon turtle to play Caroline.
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LifeSunDeath posted:it's high stakes monopoly for losers. Monopoly games last longer than most crypto scams.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cw6BnNugHc Inshallah.
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Powershift posted:I think people are focusing too much on SBFs appearance for the movie casting, and not enough on the voice. Some of you may have never heard him talk. They can put Aziz Ansari in a doughy little robot he can pilot around like the alien prince in Men in Black
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