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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Down down down

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

learnincurve posted:

Look at the stock price figures you unnecessary aggressive weirdos, the Tesla bubble started to inflate last quarter of 2019, it was on a normal steady trajectory till then. It may all have seemed to start earlier because of 2020 warping everyone’s perception of time though.

Look at the market cap and compare it to other automakers you dope.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

please folks do not channel your negative energy into your goon friends

Iskanderson
Apr 16, 2009
Below 116 for right now, do I dare dream of a sub 100 before year's end? Or would that be greedy?

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Holy poo poo $115??

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Iskanderson posted:

Below 116 for right now, do I dare dream of a sub 100 before year's end? Or would that be greedy?

You rolling puts or something?

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

StrangersInTheNight posted:

it is because they hate women. bros before hos etc etc. thus, techbros.

techhos rise up

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

pixaal posted:

You rolling puts or something?

Someone nailed it earlier with "like watching a race with the lap times getting lower and lower" imo

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Iskanderson posted:

Below 116 for right now, do I dare dream of a sub 100 before year's end? Or would that be greedy?

I think the only way that happens is if the margin call fires off. It could, but I think that's more likely to happen when the year ticks over. My wild rear end guess is $105 on Friday.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Random Stranger posted:

I think the only way that happens is if the margin call fires off. It could, but I think that's more likely to happen when the year ticks over. My wild rear end guess is $105 on Friday.

Looking like 105 today lol

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

learnincurve posted:

Look at the stock price figures you unnecessary aggressive weirdos, the Tesla bubble started to inflate last quarter of 2019, it was on a normal steady trajectory till then. It may all have seemed to start earlier because of 2020 warping everyone’s perception of time though.

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the stock market and the concept of value. I’m sorry to be one of the ones to break this to you

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Musk fans on stocktwits currently justifying the drop as a whole stock market crash.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Does the math work out for Elon to have sold Tesla shares to pay for margin call on a loan backed by said shares? Seems like that would be a pretty big gamble.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Tiny Timbs posted:

Does the math work out for Elon to have sold Tesla shares to pay for margin call on a loan backed by said shares? Seems like that would be a pretty big gamble.

Last time was the 15th
Elon Musk sells another 22 million Tesla shares for $3.6 billion
https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/15/investing/elon-musk-tesla-stock-sale/index.html

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AJD OPEN APPLE STOCKS TO SEE NEG TEALA NEG TESLA SO I GRAB MY CONSTITUION AND LOOK FOR A CHEAT CODE

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1607747325589331978?s=20&t=q_rxsaC-_hXPn4uK0byBJA

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


omg the disco Stu graph irl

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

learnincurve posted:

Look at the stock price figures you unnecessary aggressive weirdos, the Tesla bubble started to inflate last quarter of 2019, it was on a normal steady trajectory till then. It may all have seemed to start earlier because of 2020 warping everyone’s perception of time though.

I’m not a stock person, but this sounds a lot like cope

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



learnincurve posted:

Looking like 105 today lol

This is supposed to be a slow week where no one wants to get business done and Elon hasn't done anything to burn down his companies in days. If it's still free falling, then it would be a hundred times worse on a week when things were operating.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I enjoy when number goes down.

HungryHungryHobo
Jan 4, 2020
Elon finally hit his favorite number

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i just enjoy looking at the whole picture



it's beautiful to see

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I bought puts at 110 because I overestimated the number of true believers. I should have gone much lower.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Bloomberg saying that Tesla is crashing harder than their own car today because they're gonna be closing a Gigawatt plant in China to deal with COVID.

Edit: Have a Reuters article about the production halt.

Robviously fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Dec 27, 2022

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Anyway lmao @ him being a born salesman and marketer. Having heard him talk recently it's beyond obvious that he couldn't sell ice water to a man dying in the desert. He's just a guy with a lot of money and a big vocabulary of worthless factoids that make him sound smart, someone who can wander into a board room and mumble incoherently for a while and barf out some incomprehensible theory and everyone just assumes they're in the presence of brain genius royalty and nobody is willing to admit they had no idea what the gently caress he was talking about and look stupid in front of everyone else.

Just like none of those New Jersey politicians or lenders wanted to be the one to not have Donald Trump running their Atlantic City casinos and attracting the tourists to the golden trash riviera, so they all just rubber-stamped more enormous loans to dump in a hole

It's like when an imperial court prefers it when an emperor is mentally incapable or a child

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Random Stranger posted:

This is supposed to be a slow week where no one wants to get business done and Elon hasn't done anything to burn down his companies in days. If it's still free falling, then it would be a hundred times worse on a week when things were operating.

i believe the week before christmas and through to new years is supposed to be pretty chill week with most companies being happy with holiday profits and bonuses and poo poo. lol at musk loving that up.

Nasty Old Randy
Sep 5, 2017

Im Nasty
I hope he doesnt have that plastic Deus Ex gun in his mouth when he sees the price today.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

HungryHungryHobo posted:

Elon finally hit his favorite number



:discourse:

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Robviously posted:

Bloomberg saying that Tesla is crashing harder than their own car today because they're gonna be closing a Gigawatt plant in China to deal with COVID.

Edit: Have a Reuters article about the production halt.

Elon's recent "TWITTER FILZES: COVID EDITION" making a little more sense now.

I didn't realize evil Dr. Fauci was in charge of China too!!!

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

E the Shaggy posted:

Elon's recent "TWITTER FILZES: COVID EDITION" making a little more sense now.

I didn't realize evil Dr. Fauci was in charge of China too!!!

Oh god, there is this whole conspiracy theory knocking about that says that he is employed by big China and that he owned the labs and deliberately released the virus so China could take control of America.

Yeh,

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Imagine buying a bunch of tesla stock at $15 and selling two years later at $400 and watching all of this.

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
odd that Tesla and bitcoin are both down 67% for 2022

I think Tesla owns a bunch of bitcoins also

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


HungryHungryHobo posted:

Elon finally hit his favorite number



I could watch billionaires lose money all day

I don't give a gently caress about the welfare of billionaires

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i believe the week before christmas and through to new years is supposed to be pretty chill week with most companies being happy with holiday profits and bonuses and poo poo. lol at musk loving that up.

It’s a meme stock and should be treated like one imo

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

E the Shaggy posted:

Elon's recent "TWITTER FILZES: COVID EDITION" making a little more sense now.

I didn't realize evil Dr. Fauci was in charge of China too!!!

Though I don’t know what that accomplishes I doubt China gives even a little shot about that stuff

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Tai posted:

Imagine buying a bunch of tesla stock at $15 and selling two years later at $400 and watching all of this.

Here are those people right now: :jackin:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Tiny Timbs posted:

It’s a meme stock and should be treated like one imo

i know. like even meme stock usually does ok during these 3 weeks or so but lol at musk loving up the game because he wants to play shitposter.

Shannow
Aug 30, 2003

Frumious Bandersnatch
He sure is demonstrating how going woke = going broke huh?

jeffreyw
Jan 20, 2013

Robviously posted:

Bloomberg saying that Tesla is crashing harder than their own car today because they're gonna be closing a Gigawatt plant in China to deal with COVID.

Edit: Have a Reuters article about the production halt.

There's another Reuters article that claims that there's some evidence that a not insignificant number of people ordered 2022 Teslas to flip, as they were the default option for an EV in the mind of a lot of people.

Now, there are apparently a lot of "used" 2022 Teslas sitting in used car lots that difficult to move and are rapidly depreciating since Musk burst the Tesla bubble. Which is also apparently tanking new Tesla sales because why buy new when you can buy a used Tesla that is for all intents and purposes new.

Edit: Previously I was wondering why they were discounting their cars by the entire EV credit amount since guys like Ford are just jacking up the price of their in-demand models. This really explains why they doubled the discount to over $7000, which is just a mind boggling amount for a for-profit company to just hand out. They're not just competing with EVs that Musk inadvertently helped advertise but also the "used" Tesla market.

jeffreyw fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Dec 27, 2022

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Robviously posted:

Bloomberg saying that Tesla is crashing harder than their own car today because they're gonna be closing a Gigawatt plant in China to deal with COVID.

Edit: Have a Reuters article about the production halt.

Should be close to zero new cases by April

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