Jordan Peterson is Back: Incelsior!

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Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Offler posted:

Just how deep was that elective coma nap he took in Russia?

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1607595457294770177

hot take. i think he is a stupid enough gently caress to not realize he helped cause it. i think he legit thinks his bullshit uber bigotry trad poo poo is mainstream and nazism is "too extream about jews" or some poo poo. will he change, gently caress no.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 20:53

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 05:20

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

PITY BONER posted:

Jordan is right. Very interesting! I didn't know Bitcoin saved Texas. Wow!

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1607633428492451840

How do those even correlate?! Putting an unneeded burden on the power grid seems like it would make it worse. How were there no BTC miners in 2021?

# ? Dec 27, 2022 20:57

Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

BTC miners physically made changes to the grid, for you see...

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:04

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Dapper_Swindler posted:

hot take. i think he is a stupid enough gently caress to not realize he helped cause it. i think he legit thinks his bullshit uber bigotry trad poo poo is mainstream and nazism is "too extream about jews" or some poo poo. will he change, gently caress no.

He�s screwed up and said �fourth reich� before. He is well informed about this poo poo on some level.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:05

NGDBSS: Dec 30, 2009

He was also asked about the (ugh) "Jewish question" on a stream and waffled rather than explicitly calling the person out. Peterson has always been a weasel.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:10

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Pennywise the Frown posted:

How do those even correlate?! Putting an unneeded burden on the power grid seems like it would make it worse. How were there no BTC miners in 2021?

Peterson has been bought by oil companies and has been saying really stupid poo poo about renewable energy.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:16

Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

NGDBSS posted:

He was also asked about the (ugh) "Jewish question" on a stream and waffled rather than explicitly calling the person out. Peterson has always been a weasel.

I thought we established he was a rat as far back as 1995.

TontoCorazon posted:

Peterson has been bought by oil companies and has been saying really stupid poo poo about renewable energy.

The cheapest purchase.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:17

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

TontoCorazon posted:

Peterson has been bought by oil companies and has been saying really stupid poo poo about renewable energy.

I doubt he needs to be bought, fighting renewable energy to own the libs is the generic right wing position

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:20

Ferdinand Bardamu: Apr 30, 2013

the record cold in Texas in 2021 was more severe and lasted for a week. This year's version was only for a day or two and not nearly as cold. Maybe that could be the difference.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:35

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

No. It was the miners who saved us.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:40

The Butcher: Apr 20, 2005; Well, at least we tried.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

No. It was the miners who saved us.

Bless the Miner and his heat.

Bless the sitting and staying of Him.

May His passage not curse the world.

May He win the next round of the video game of His choice.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:49

Offler: Mar 27, 2010

"This award is for the miners, thank you for helping us survive these cold winter months."

The guys from West Virginia and Kentucky start going toward the stage, but get cut off by Vitalik Buterin and his buddies as they push up to the stage to bask in the applause from the crowd.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 21:54

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

The logic is even dumber than that

They are claiming bitcoin miners are a battery that stores excess energy when times are good for power generation, and then they can shut the crypto farms down when the electricity is needed

Bitcoin and crypto adds literally nothing to the situation, but they are so desperate to be able to say neener neener at the folks who correctly said that crypto is a massive source of pollution and energy waste, they will take anything

# ? Dec 27, 2022 22:07

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Dapper_Swindler posted:

hot take. i think he is a stupid enough gently caress to not realize he helped cause it.

Buddy this entire thread is about how Jordan Peterson is a dumb motherfucker who knows nothing aside from meat sweats and benzos.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 22:08

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

rotinaj posted:

The logic is even dumber than that

They are claiming bitcoin miners are a battery that stores excess energy when times are good for power generation, and then they can shut the crypto farms down when the electricity is needed

Pennywise the Frown posted:

# ? Dec 27, 2022 22:19

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Energy is stored in the bitcoins.

# ? Dec 27, 2022 22:20

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Piss is stored in the bitcoins, energy is stored in the �not texas�

# ? Dec 27, 2022 22:28

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

As this year ends, let's look back at the good times from the last year

https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1608254834700058626
https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1608254841209622528
https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1608254848369315840

# ? Dec 29, 2022 16:13

ELTON JOHN: Feb 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1608545120345026560

# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:30

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

ELTON JOHN posted:

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1608545120345026560

???

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# ? Dec 29, 2022 20:54

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

ELTON JOHN posted:

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1608545120345026560

finally hes becoming a top 5 listicles account

# ? Dec 29, 2022 21:01

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

ELTON JOHN posted:

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1608545120345026560

I don't get it. It's kind of like watching snippets of How It's Made? And the guys balancing on pipes and tubing were cool. Thanks, Jordan?

# ? Dec 29, 2022 21:14

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Robo Reagan posted:

finally hes becoming a top 5 listicles account

I mean he got his start as a Quora poster.

# ? Dec 29, 2022 22:10

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Piell posted:

https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1608254848369315840

# ? Dec 29, 2022 22:17

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1608579030554660864

This is the guy who was dating Jorps daughter and arranged for him to go into Russian coma rehab, correct?

# ? Dec 30, 2022 00:18

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Another Bill posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1608579030554660864

This is the guy who was dating Jorps daughter and arranged for him to go into Russian coma rehab, correct?

Not sure about the Russia part but he was the guy Mikhaila was going to nightclubs with and caught covid which she then passed on to Jorty in Serbia.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 00:35

PITY BONER: Oct 18, 2021

Another Bill posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1608579030554660864

This is the guy who was dating Jorps daughter and arranged for him to go into Russian coma rehab, correct?

That was Mikhaila's ex-husband. Since we're coming up on a new year in this thread, I might as well repost Mikhaila's story and how Jorp ended up in a coma.

PITY BONER posted:

The Fattest PI posted:
Does Peterson have any connections to russia? Maybe he's benzo prescription just got cut off

He's a famous guy, regardless of how we view him, and I wonder if it made any difference with connections in Russia, considering his ex-son-in-law.

EDIT: Ok, Google keeps mixing up Mikhaila's NOT ex-husband?? (they separated???) with an old rower of the same name, also from Russia. The actual husband is a young guy, but he also has his own host of mental issues, from what I found:

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Peterson and Korikov met when they were both students at Ryerson University. Speaking of her first impression of Korikov, she said she was first scared of him.

He told her he had been shot at as a kid, he was a black belt, he had a demon in him named Igor, and he also practiced sword work. However, he also intrigued her and the pair eventually started dating.

That definitely sounds intriguing and like a normal person that other normal people would like to date. Mikhaila herself also allegedly has all sorts of issues:

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Peterson struggled with various health ailments since she was 7 years old. By the age of 22, she had been diagnosed with depression, bipolar type II, idiopathic hypersomnia, Lyme disease, and more.

Google also showed me that there's an anti-Peterson reddit, and it has a summary of the Jorp Benzo coma and Mikhaila's life that mocks Jorp's idea of discipline, control, and the natural hierarchy of the world. I added some paragraphing and formatting so it's not a wall of text:

https://www.reddit.com/r/enoughpetersonspam/comments/q53ppd/previous_post_has_been_removed_at_the_request_of/

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She was hooking up with demon-possesed russian guy, called Andrey Korikov (check out his instagram, last picture is pure gold). Since Mikhaila stopped taking pill and kept having sex....she got knocked up after few months of dating. These two married wnen Mikhaila was 9 month pregnant due to intense pressure from her family. In her podcast, she declared she never wanted any of this to happen, but at the time felt she has no other choice (she couldn't bring herself to abort it, and being a single mother was unacceptable in Jordan Peterson's household). Funny thing, Andrey russian family hated her with passion and was strongly oppose them getting married.

Once married, couple moved to a penthause in downtown Toronto that Jordan has purchased for Mikhaila. During this time Mikhaila was managing Jordan's calendar and was his only point of contact with external world, as she said it "no-one could reach my father without passing through me". She declared herself to be a CEO of his company and also pretended to be him when running his twitter, instagram and other social media channels while he was drifting away from reality into a benzo haze.

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It seems that it's the instagram where she met Andrew Tate, who helped her to prepare and sell her subscription program called "Lion's Lair" - for only 600 dollars per year you could get access to Mikhaila and receive daily advises on how to eat nothing but beef, what a treat.

Seriously, google this Andrew Tate's guy- he is even crazier than her. He is british, ex mma fighter and big brother participant, he fled Police from UK to Romania (not sure what was it about- taxes, domestic violence or other offences). In Romania, he made a living by engaging in human trafficking and selling subscription programs of "how to be a man" while driving rented Porshe. Mikhaila was clearly impressed by him, becasue she left her baby and ex husband in order to hook up with Tate in Romania. She was already planning on moving to Romania and shared those plans via her social media.

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After full year of simping, Mikhaila's separated husband, Andrey, decided to give her what she wanted. He agreed to find a hospital in Moscow that will put Jordan Peterson in medically induced coma. At this point Mikhaila had made few hundred calls trying to arrange coma-on-demand for her dad but was told off by all medical facilities in the West.

Her husband was usefull again so Mikhaila took him back, packed her kid and barely conscious father and headed to Russia. For a year and half, four of them was traveling between Russia, Florida and Serbia. It's in Serbia where Mikhaila went partyng laughing off the covid scare, contracted covid, passed it to her dad which almost killed him, and then blamed it on her toddler ("my child must have caught the covid on the playground and passed it to the rest of the family").

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After traveling, partying and experimenting with drugs (Mikhaila is advertising thai drug called Kratom and fed her father with it while he was recovering) the family moved back to Canada. Mikhaila left her brain-damaged and still taking benzos dad with her mother, Tammy, to be his care giver for life. She herself moved back to her penthouse with husband and child and started her career of a podcaster. It seems she was also pregant with her second child and gave birth this summer, but unlike with the first born, she is hiding the toddler from her social media and pretending it doesnt exist.

Lockdown was imposed on Canada due to another wave of covid. Staying locked in appartment with her husband and children made Mikhaila suffer greatly, so she packed them up and went partying again, first to Saudi Arabia, then Croatia and finally to Russia. In Moscow she has caught covid again (this time Delta variant). She went back to Canada, not sure whether she has passed it again to her dad or not.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 02:09

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

trainwreck.txt

# ? Dec 30, 2022 07:44

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Both he and his daughter sound like real terrible people

# ? Dec 30, 2022 07:56

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

So many metaphorical unmade beds

# ? Dec 30, 2022 15:07

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Private Cumshoe posted:

Both he and his daughter sound like real terrible people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J24PETNpak8

# ? Dec 30, 2022 15:39

Shartin Mad: Nov 23, 2022; by Hand Knit

Pennywise the Frown posted:

How do those even correlate?! Putting an unneeded burden on the power grid seems like it would make it worse. How were there no BTC miners in 2021?

in 2021 I lived in Texas: record cold, grid destabilized, people died

in 2022 I had moved out of Texas: record cold, grid stable, no deaths

I would like to apologize for my obvious hand in those many deaths last year.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 15:42

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Private Cumshoe posted:

Both he and his daughter sound like real terrible people

Seems they're all perfect for each other and I enjoy the thought of them all getting exactly as much happiness from their relationships as they deserve.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 16:04

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

jorps daughter cannibalizing his corpse and estate in a failed effort to keep the grift going the second he dies will be funny

# ? Dec 30, 2022 17:37

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

It is very funny that Peterson keeps going on about women are chaotic dragons and then lets his daughter get him lobotomised in backalleygrad and then drag his dying husk to Serbia only to give him covid and gently caress him up even worse.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:03