|
Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
|||
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes |
|
420 | 4.43% |
| No |
|
69 | 0.73% |
| Goku |
|
9001 | 94.85% |
| Total: | 9490 votes | ||
|
They all look like soulless approximations of a fake human, because they are.
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 01:49
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 28, 2024 12:21 |
|
|
PhazonLink posted:kay but what about the skin around the skeleton structure? pork skin that smells like nickels
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 01:50
|
|
|
Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Previously unseen levels of cope: 
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 01:50
|
|
|
E the Shaggy posted:The hits keep coming: Lol... ran into the back of a stopped AZ Trooper SUV behind an ambulance on the shoulder of the road. I'm sure that went well for the Tesla driver.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 01:50
|
|
|
careful posting pictures of teslas wrecking cops in this forum, you might start to turn peoples' opinions around
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 01:52
|
|
|
I would blow Dane Cook posted:Is that a Tesla that crashed into a police car that then crashed into an ambulance? If so that's impressive.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 01:54
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 01:58
|
|
|
Tiny Timbs posted:careful posting pictures of teslas wrecking cops in this forum, you might start to turn peoples' opinions around Nah it just gives them increased and deadlier replacement cars budgets when that happens
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 01:59
|
|
|
Wait, are the markets still open?
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:02
|
|
|
Nope this is after hours. You do not usually see much movement in that time so this could legit be margin calls for once
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:04
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:05
|
|
|
If it's dropping that much after hours, it's loving toast when markets open.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:08
|
|
|
Bottom Liner posted:If it's dropping that much after hours, it's loving toast when markets open. Concerning
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:08
|
|
|
Much like Bob Page Elon Musk will one day be the head of FEMA. It makes sense since we live in the hell dimension.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:09
|
|
|
Better unplug some more server racks to be safe
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:10
|
|
|
TSLA @ <100 before Jan 1 let's goooooo
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:15
|
|
|
Away all Goats posted:TSLA @ <69 before Jan 1 let's goooooo
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:16
|
|
|
what is the possible floor on tsla stock before NYE? i guess if i was elon my resolution might be to 'tweet less'
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:18
|
|
|
The funny thing is I don’t think elon behaving himself at this point would stop the slide. The bloom is off the rose and people woke up to how overvalued it is along with a probable slowdown due to the predicted recession tacked on for funsies.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:21
|
|
|
more like rear end onion.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:23
|
|
|
At 106.69 now. Nice.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:23
|
|
|
Dang It Bhabhi! posted:more like rear end onion. kek
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:24
|
|
|
PhazonLink posted:kay but what about the skin around the skeleton structure? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcMydq6vGW8
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:30
|
|
|
priznat posted:The funny thing is I don’t think elon behaving himself at this point would stop the slide. The bloom is off the rose and people woke up to how overvalued it is along with a probable slowdown due to the predicted recession tacked on for funsies. I think this past couple months on twitter has really exposed how much of a dumbass Elon is, not just the always online folks. People who don't even have Twitter have heard enough of the antics on Twitter that even those folks that thought Elon was a genius are coming around to the fact he's just a rich dumbass rear end in a top hat and don't want to go near Tesla ever again
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:33
|
|
|
It's funny that Jason Calcanis easily convinced Musk to utterly destroy his own wealth and companies and musk probably thinks he's his only friend in the world
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:36
|
|
|
Kashuno posted:I think this past couple months on twitter has really exposed how much of a dumbass Elon is, not just the always online folks. People who don't even have Twitter have heard enough of the antics on Twitter that even those folks that thought Elon was a genius are coming around to the fact he's just a rich dumbass rear end in a top hat and don't want to go near Tesla ever again Early on you saw some "Elon needs to leave twitter and focus on Tesla full time" people, but I think that's gone too outside of a few people.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:38
|
|
|
The entire Tesla board seems thrilled that Elon is losing them money.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:39
|
|
|
Tiny Timbs posted:The entire Tesla board seems thrilled that Elon is losing them money. I think the remaining shareholders will be pushing to reverse Elon and the Board's "we get to do what we want lmao gently caress the shareholders" rule. I'll put in a buy for Tesla at a buck though, I'd be thrilled to wait until some dipshits do the GameStop Meme Stock bullshit and pump it back up to $200 for absolutely zero reason.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:42
|
|
|
PITY BONER posted:It's also a weird spelling. In Romanized Hebrew, Slavic languages, and pretty much anywhere in Europe where people use the name, it's spelled "Ilan." the E is for Einstein, a clever reference you may recognize as one of the seminal inspirational historical scientific figures used to build and humanize the character who delivers a barrage of personal, philosophical, and sometimes downright hilarious observations of the world we live in today (as well as many we don't!) we've all enjoyed while accompanying the profanity-spewing mad scientist protagonist of Cartoon Network's® Rick and Morty™ on his adventures, along with the straight-man(or, kid) Morty, who earnestly offers a voice of reason and moderation to balance out Rick's impulsive and short-sighted sprints towards hedonism, avoidance of consequence and other relatable foibles that his advanced technology and intellect enable, at often interdimensional scales! FirstnameLastname fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Dec 28, 2022 |
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:43
|
|
|
xpost from pos: 
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:46
|
|
|
Tiny Timbs posted:xpost from pos: I hooot I holler I hope those shares get smaller
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:48
|
|
|
Kashuno posted:I think this past couple months on twitter has really exposed how much of a dumbass Elon is, not just the always online folks. People who don't even have Twitter have heard enough of the antics on Twitter that even those folks that thought Elon was a genius are coming around to the fact he's just a rich dumbass rear end in a top hat and don't want to go near Tesla ever again Every single tweet Elon made on twitter was promoted... including all his replies that put right-wing dreck on everyones timeline and showed how he was fine letting nazis back on and trying to allow revenge porn on twitter. So everyone could see every promise he made, and how he acted when things didn't go his way, and easily screenshot his tweets. All the media people on twitter were forcefully exposed to Elon like all the other users, so now they are talking about how awful he is.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:49
|
|
|
Tiny Timbs posted:xpost from pos: Anyone with over a million dollars in the market all in 1 stock deserves the destruction of their portfolio.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:50
|
|
|
I feel like I need to learn how to short a stock.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:51
|
|
|
funeral home DJ posted:I think the remaining shareholders will be pushing to reverse Elon and the Board's "we get to do what we want lmao gently caress the shareholders" rule. I really honestly think that it can't get below $3 without some overseas auto group like BYD or Tata or Vinfast buying it out for the US/Euro brand name. So if you're going to make a super low buy order, make it at like $3.99
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:54
|
|
|
The Locator posted:Anyone with over a million dollars in the market all in 1 stock deserves the destruction of their portfolio. you don't really get to call it a portfolio if it's just one
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:55
|
|
|
Tiny Timbs posted:xpost from pos: I’ve heard good things about how many eggs you can put in one basket
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 02:56
|
|
|
BlackIronHeart posted:I feel like I need to learn how to short a stock. If you go back in this thread a few days, there is a detailed discussion about how bears and bulls work. It's pretty much all you need to know about 'playing' the stock market.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 03:00
|
|
|
BlackIronHeart posted:I feel like I need to learn how to short a stock. If you want something short you can just look at Elon's non-functional dick imo In all seriousness it requires a margin account and some serious bravery because the potential for gain is pretty high but the potential for loss is almost unlimited, you could be on the hook for the stock, the interest and a potentially higher price you bought it at if the stock goes up when you take the short position. Shorting Tesla is probably a safer bet but you better believe that the investors offering those shares for short are demanding a huge interest rate to make some money off of it because everyone knows this poo poo's in free fall right now. Edit: Speleothing posted:I really honestly think that it can't get below $3 without some overseas auto group like BYD or Tata or Vinfast buying it out for the US/Euro brand name. So if you're going to make a super low buy order, make it at like $3.99 No poo poo Vinfast getting the Tesla name would be loving hilarious because I've read multiple accounts of car journalists driving Vinfast cars and the response is always "this is a shoddily made covered wagon with a motor out of a power-wheels". That or BYD or someone else making Tesla cars with terrible gas engines, either would be hilarious. funeral home DJ fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Dec 28, 2022 |
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 03:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 28, 2024 12:21 |
|
|
sorry i did a bad and forgot to paste the setup Zamujasa posted:shot:
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2022 03:08
|
|
