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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/crabbymaxie/status/1606927350196850692
Merry Crustmas, everyone!

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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Honky Dong Country posted:

No way dude. I'm horribly self conscious about creative stuff. I've thrown away prolly 80% of everything I've ever written and I wouldn't even send anything to a publisher until about two years ago. I hate pretty much everything I write when I re-read it.

But the gist of it is this empire took volunteers from a sentient species of crab that was already pretty huge and juiced them full of poo poo that made them grow huge. They got big fast enough that they had to saw apart their shell to allow the expansion and graft plates into the gaps once it was done. They then mounted crazy rear end manned weapon hardpoints and used them in undersea war. Think WH40k poo poo except not xenophobic and populated primarily by sentient aquatic creatures of various kinds. So basically underwater wh40k crab biotitans.

Just post it dude

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





The King of Hats has arrived

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


The ol' Mother in Claw is really busting my balls

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Gonna get me a motherin claw even though I have neither children nor nest

naem
May 29, 2011

BUNK
BEDS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/crabspromenade/status/1607733892991320064

I know where to buy the big claws, now I just need to figure out where I can get some tiny mouth ones

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

About goddamn time, I'm so loving sick of Kelsey's bullshit

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/crabspromenade/status/1607733892991320064

I know where to buy the big claws, now I just need to figure out where I can get some tiny mouth ones

It'd be nice to have tiny mouth hands

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1608308838746423296?t=qR6ANEZOsyEVQl-fc5G0fQ&s=19

Ball crab

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

It must be weird to be picked up and handled by humans all the time. My cat doesn't particularly enjoy it, at least

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/AllgeierLab/status/1607753294448922627

cool apartments

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I’m perplexed as to why they set those blocks on end up top, I’d expect they’d tumble over at even the slightest wave action. Since a reef is likely fairly shallow, I can’t see how they’d escape it. Maybe they’re fixed to the blocks below.

Definitely needs a lobster barbershop number with them popping out of successive compartments “Hello, hello, hello!”

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Waves don’t happen underwater

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
a current strong enough to knock over cement blocks would probably do interesting things to all those clacky critters

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I mean, not really just at the surface: https://news.mongabay.com/2014/12/reefs-reduce-97-percent-of-wave-energy-could-be-better-than-artificial-barriers/

Flow, etc. is going to be necessary to move microscopic whatsits by for stationary critters to filter, and shallower water will nearly always be subject to wave action, unless we’re just talking past each other here. The small bit of diving/snorkeling I’ve done, I feel like they would’ve been knocked over (I’ve seen them tumble on flat ground for less, but not usually concrete on concrete, I guess). This might be just deep enough, and my brain is definitely not awake either. High surface area for relatively low contact surface area seems ripe for tumbly wave action. And now I’ve bored everyone to death, I’ll be quiet and await my crab Lego set due from China any day now.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.



I don’t know what kind of crab that is, but they’re at least two of them

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Bored posted:

two of them

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




This is a portrait.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Not just a portrait, no. c'est l'art

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart


https://twitter.com/ArtFromRachel

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1608677091213717504

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Pumpkin spice succulent Tachikoma

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
So hey here’s this guy:


(can also be built into a robot but this is pretty obviously the superior form)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

So hey here’s this guy:


(can also be built into a robot but this is pretty obviously the superior form)

I dunno why I got myself a Star Wars lego this year when there were crab legos to be had :negative:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1608988987250855936

Please do not touch

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Now that's a crab in need of some defensive accessories to supplement its unfortunately small snoppers

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

So hey here’s this guy:


(can also be built into a robot but this is pretty obviously the superior form)

Omg i need this. Lego is the best

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I can’t believe it sold out! Total impulse buy.

I got it on Temu (good stuff and fast so far) might be out on other sites.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/crabspromenade/status/1609087031258525696

Crabby New Year! :craboot:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How I'm spending new year's eve:


Crabby new year friends! :craboot:

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013


That's really good graphic design for a crab to have done :)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



KitConstantine posted:

That's really good graphic design for a crab to have done :)

Welcome to the stabby animal club :respek:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1609400431641346051

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
We've got sports teams with dumb and weak mascots, yet we have no team crab.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Found this cool Lil' Snopper on my trip to Hawaii. Can anyone else find him?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmis5zPALo2/?igshid=OGQ2MjdiOTE=

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Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

ekuNNN posted:

How I'm spending new year's eve:


Crabby new year friends! :craboot:

Both of those longbois have constrained snops

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