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Dec 26, 2022 10:35
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:“SENT IN BY WIFE FOR POSSIBLE 16OZ GLASS BOTTLE IN RECTUM” Unfortunately no "GLASS JAR INSERTED INTO ANUS TO REPLICATE LEGENDARY FEAT FROM THE INTERNET"
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Lady Disdain posted:Huh. This year's bodily insertions were disappointingly sedate.
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MuscaDomestica posted:Now that is a person who is the only one to kill a Fae queen, 
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Foxfire_ posted:I was going to say that the french guy that showed up to the ER with a WWI artillery shell stuck up his butt used most of the energy, but apparently that also happened last year with a British guy and a WWII shell IS THIS A THING? Do these people go on ShellStuffers.com and trade pictures? I am so tired.
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AlbieQuirky posted:IS THIS A THING? Do these people go on ShellStuffers.com and trade pictures? The EOD teams don’t want you to know this but the shells at the Zone Rouge are free you can take them home I have 458 shells stuffed up my butt
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This man lets critters sting and bite him for science. Here are his top three most painful Spoilered the top 3 for those who don't want the hassle of clicking.
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Inceltown posted:This man lets critters sting and bite him for science. Here are his top three most painful I get number 1 in my backyard every year. It's good to know I'm not completely unjustified in how much of a big girl's blouse I act like whenever I see one. And calling number 3 a "critter" is an interesting choice.
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Knormal posted:How would this get stuck up there? Did it go into the cervix, which then clamped down around the head of the drumstick? Is she like 8 feet tall and the whole thing disappeared? Chicken drum stick maybe rather than the musical or ice cream version.
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Facebook Aunt posted:It's a real shame this didn't include pictures of the gremlinized appendages. It does, though? They look like toes still swollen from surgery, which is what they are.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Who's a good cryptid?? they’re good cryptids brent
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For those too lazy to do their own googling, she was splashed by sauce (allegedly) hot enough to burn skin.
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Ah ok. I thought it was a lasagna with the crispy cheese layer patterned like the album art for Dangerous.
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