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why aren’t they all crying, in a dark room
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Dec 27, 2022 21:13
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naem posted:why aren’t they all crying, in a dark room Because it's a faaake. You can tell by some of the pixels, and having seen many shops
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Dec 27, 2022 21:16
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Celebrating Christmas with two genocidal maniacs is something we can all relate to
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CainFortea posted:You have a Picard is french. He says it all the time the best thing about star trek is that it portrays a future where france has been culturally assimilated by the english
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Dec 27, 2022 21:50
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:the best thing about star trek is that it portrays a future where france has been culturally assimilated by the english Le cordon biscuits
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:the best thing about star trek is that it portrays a future where france has been culturally assimilated by the english https://youtu.be/KlhzX7UKKNU
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:the best thing about star trek is that it portrays a future where france has been culturally assimilated by the english Stupid dumb Star Trek Picard season 2 ruins this with some bullshit about wartime refugees or something
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Endless Trash posted:Stupid dumb Star Trek Picard season 2 ruins this with some bullshit about wartime refugees or something
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Dec 27, 2022 22:12
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FlamingLiberal posted:Yeah the story is that the Picard family fled France to England during WW2 and that's why he has an English accent Picard is so bad. While possible, the chances of his family losing that accent and gaining a french one after generations (10 gens?) would be incredibly high. His family must be one of those die hard, "it's transparent aluMINIUM!" British exiles.
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Dec 27, 2022 22:21
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i prefer my theory that he's from an enclave of descendants of british refugees who settled in france after the benighted isle of albion sank into the sea. culturally french, but with a british accent.
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Dec 27, 2022 22:22
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Endless Trash posted:Stupid dumb Star Trek Picard season 2 ruins this with some bullshit about wartime refugees or something I don't care about fan fiction
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Dec 27, 2022 22:22
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:I don't care about fan fiction It honestly blows my mind how similar the writing in that show resembles the kind of bad fanfic I used to read through during summer vacations as a kid on TrekBBS, it's completely uncanny
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Dec 27, 2022 22:29
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EXTERIOR: A GENERIC SUBURBAN HOME. SMASH CUT TO INTERIOR OF BASEMENT. SQUALID CONDITIONS. JENGA TOWER OF PIZZA BOXES. VARIOUS TWO LITER BOTTLES ARE FILLED WITH URINE. Nerd DICTATES TO HIMSELF ALOUD AS HE TYPES LOUDLY ON HIS COMPUTER’S KEYBOARD. NERD: 7 of 9 is so hot. She should lezz out with a deadbeat mother who lives in a trailer. END SCENE
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Dec 27, 2022 22:41
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picard had french royalist ancestors during the Napoleonic era, that's why we see he has an ancestor in the royal navy and he wants to be a British tar
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Dec 27, 2022 22:46
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Wasn't Picard's family conquistadors or something as well? The Native American's in Space, called out his family for being horrible, right?
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Burning_Monk posted:Wasn't Picard's family conquistadors or something as well? Actually they were just upset because Château Picard tastes like Hawaiian Punch with a squirt of nail polish remover in it.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Actually they were just upset because Château Picard tastes like Hawaiian Punch with a squirt of nail polish remover in it. That episode of the Simpsons where Bart goes to France on student exchange took place at Château Picard.
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Infidel Castro posted:That episode of the Simpsons where Bart goes to France on student exchange took place at Château Picard. Lol I was also thinking that
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External Organs posted:Nemesis would have been a lot better with no Picard and make Tom Hardy do a The Parent Trap on himself, but the parents are the Romulans and the Vulcans.
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Burning_Monk posted:His family must be one of those die hard, "it's transparent aluMINIUM!" British exiles.
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FlamingLiberal posted:Yes, Tom Hardy blamed Nemesis for his career troubles after it flopped. It wasn't that. Hardy's performance as Shinzon / not-Picard was one of the most widely derided parts of Nemesis--it was called out in a lot of reviews in the UK--and he took it very personally, spiraling deeper into alcohol and crack addiction to the point that he was borderline suicidal. It wasn't until he cleaned up (and Refn came around with Bronson) that his career rebounded. He didn't blame the movie so much as he took its failure as a personal failing on his part.
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Timby posted:It wasn't that. Hardy's performance as Shinzon / not-Picard was one of the most widely derided parts of Nemesis--it was called out in a lot of reviews in the UK--and he took it very personally, spiraling deeper into alcohol and crack addiction to the point that he was borderline suicidal. It wasn't until he cleaned up (and Refn came around with Bronson) that his career rebounded. Huh, I remember people singling out Hardy's performance at the time as one of the few high points of the movie.
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I can't believe I've read this whole thread from start to finish.
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Garak defending the military occupation of Bajor to the Bajorians is fantastic
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The Demilich posted:I can't believe I've read this whole thread from start to finish.
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Burning_Monk posted:Picard is so bad. No, like, they fled to England during WW2 and then settled there and Picard's dad decided to move to France when Picard was 10. Chateau Picard was abandoned and they returned to the ancient family home.
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Hollismason posted:Garak defending the military occupation of Bajor to the Bajorians is fantastic Garak is a debatebro only you can actually stand to be near him most of the time.
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I bet Garak smells amazing like delavian chocolates
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somebody needs to ask andy robinson what garak smelled like because I bet he thought about it
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A Ferengi union organiser does a behind the scenes expose of what goes on at Chateau Picard. The documentary ends up abruptly when one of Picards Romulan overseers notices the camera. Make it Rom.
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Prurient Squid posted:A Ferengi union organiser does a behind the scenes expose of what goes on at Chateau Picard. The documentary ends up abruptly when one of Picards Romulan overseers notices the camera. Rom is Grand Negus, he doesn't have time for that bullshit.
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Tighclops posted:somebody needs to ask andy robinson what garak smelled like because I bet he thought about it
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Star Trek Lower Decks could definitely have a episode that dealt with Ferengonar? and Rom could be in it.
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Hollismason posted:Star Trek Lower Decks could definitely have a episode that dealt with Ferengonar? and Rom could be in it. and brunt 
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GolfHole posted:and brunt More Jeffery Combs is always good.
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Jeffrey Combs needs at least four more characters on that show
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People bitch about season 3 of tos being bad but it's the one that's got Lincoln in it so it can't be that bad?
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Prurient Squid posted:People bitch about season 3 of tos being bad but it's the one that's got Lincoln in it so it can't be that bad?
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