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Captain Beans posted:Do the twitter APIs still work? 
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Azhais posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1379887294933467139?s=20&t=FWu01gYPFjif2045m7LPHw what the? I knew a actual honest to god genius pre-internet, he was the designer of those multi-blade razors for Gillette and he was the opposite of Musk in every way. Just as nerdy looking and I've no doubt he was utterly incapable of looking after himself, man was obsessed with learning and testing his knowledge and would need reminding to eat just because he got so into whatever book or paper he was reading - he lived in hotels so there would be someone there to present him with food and remind him to bathe. This is what musk sees himself as but no, taking shitloads of drugs and falling down a Wikipedia hole is not the same thing as the real deal.
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Dec 28, 2022 23:30
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Strong Sauce posted:that tweet about him blocking it seemed false cause i was able to see it last night. i mean he may have blocked it but if he did it probably wasn't long He might’ve tried to block it, declared success after doing effectively nothing, and moved on to whatever the next stupid thing was to catch his attention. Or he physically unplugged something else, there’s nothing so stupid he could do that we can immediately rule out anymore.
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Dec 28, 2022 23:30
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Lifestyles of the rich and famous: posting horseshit and drinking diet coke I've been living the high life all along.
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Dec 28, 2022 23:30
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Twitter seems to be a pretty different experience at the moment depending on which parts of the maimed server racks serve the microservices you currently are trying to get data from.
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Dec 28, 2022 23:35
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learnincurve posted:pre-internet this is our pre-war whisky
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Dec 28, 2022 23:39
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yook posted:What’s with the moon and star on the flag? Someone in the replies asked about why the Ottoman Empire symbol was on there and I actually don’t know, I just reflexively assumed that type of symbology was an antisemitic thing. deep in the poo poo online nazis from like 4chan really hate Turks for reasons i don't remember. probably because the see themselves as crusaders or something?
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Dec 28, 2022 23:42
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drat. Looks like we won't get below 100. Can we troll Elon into banning more journalists? Maybe a few EU Representatives? Or possibly get him to moon the FCC.
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Dec 28, 2022 23:42
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I no longer have a Twitter account but ended up there after following a link, scrolled down to the "here's what else is on Twitter" and saw three memes posted by Elon, five photos of cats from some "photos of cats" account, and everything else was in Arabic Working great!
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Dec 28, 2022 23:44
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Daztek posted:It worked for me yesterday even after that tweet that said it wasn't working Fair. More difficult to find out without an account now. Sometimes it displays, sometimes it tells me I need to join Twitter. Working great.
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Dec 28, 2022 23:51
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Someone tweet "science says we breath oxygen" back at him please https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608188826291167242?cxt=HHwWlICzrfHNt9EsAAAA
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Dec 28, 2022 23:51
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learnincurve posted:Someone tweet "science says we breath oxygen" back at him please A 51 year old man using lego memes to make "points" Yeah okay
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Dec 28, 2022 23:55
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Someone ask Elon what he thinks being a skeptic is, I'm genuinely dying to hear his answer.
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TulliusCicero posted:A 51 year old man using lego memes to make "points" It very much has "I just found out about racist and transphobic lecturers being "cancelled"" vibes Periodic reminder that Kathleen Stock has a doctorate in "philosophy in fiction" and got shitcanned by her university, not for her transphobic views, but because she was literally the worst performing professor in the country by 6 different metrics.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:01
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learnincurve posted:Someone tweet "science says we breath oxygen" back at him please Oh, better reinvent the wheel then. And double check that 1x1=1 media narrative. I have it on good authority that a football player is disrupting the science on it.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:01
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Serious_Cyclone posted:That's all I have been using it for, but the immediate push to blame (((zionists))) and their algorithms for why their 90+% TSLA investment portfolio is eating poo poo is alarming. I do not enjoy living in an era when (((they))) are blamed for everything. I have some bad news about the last few thousand years.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:02
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learnincurve posted:what the? Having a REAL hard time parsing this as an internally reconcilable statement
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Dec 29, 2022 00:04
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learnincurve posted:Someone tweet "science says we breath oxygen" back at him please The thing they always seem to gloss over is that science works on evidence and repeatable situations, and can usually tell that whatever dumb stuff you are pushing is bunk.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:06
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Kingo Ligma posted:Having a REAL hard time parsing this as an internally reconcilable statement Before the internet clever people who didn't have wikipedia to help them fake it existed. They did pub quizzes and sent amusing faxes to each other for fun.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:07
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learnincurve posted:Before the internet clever people who didn't have wikipedia to help them fake it existed. They did pub quizzes and sent amusing faxes to each other for fun. Ok grandma, let's get you back inside, sun's going down
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Dec 29, 2022 00:09
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PITY BONER posted:LOL Imagine showing up in traffic court and being accused of reckless driving, "Your honor I wasn't driving at all, I merely put my car in 'endanger others' mode"
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Dec 29, 2022 00:10
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Rebel Blob posted:Not that there is any doubt about what Elon means by this, but have Musk explaining himself through poo poo memes: Not exactly shocked this guy thinks Wojacks are positively hilarious since he clearly browses 4chan almost as much as he browses twitter. Guy desperately wants to be in with the anime/gamer crowd for years too, but only the absolute weirdo ironic shitbag side of those fandoms. Pretty sure Genshin Impact dodged a PR bullet by actually not having him in their game, but it still has that character Ella Musk that's named after him that wants nothing more in life but to bond with the games equivalent of the Mario franchises Goombas and hisses in their language to herself in the library when she thinks nobody is around to hear it. They got torched for that particular bit of PR and that was before Elon went all out right wing shitlord.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:14
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QuarkJets posted:Imagine showing up in traffic court and being accused of reckless driving, "Your honor I wasn't driving at all, I merely put my car in 'endanger others' mode" "Set autopilot to 'Kill'"
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koshmar posted:He's figured out his place and he doesn't let poo poo get under his skin so he's literally the perfect foil to Trump/Elon and their fans. Lmao he just cracks me up, one of several posters I do really miss from quitting twitter. He’s like the anti-Elon.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:21
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TulliusCicero posted:A 51 year old man using lego memes to make "points" he also stole it from one of his bootlickers
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War Wizard posted:Oh, better reinvent the wheel then. Terrance Howard is not a football player hth
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Dec 29, 2022 00:33
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Yeah if Elon ever posts a meme just look at his likes and you'll find who he stole it from lol
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https://twitter.com/realdanodowd/status/1606013465126002690?s=46&t=tAn3ypmHgl6XlynYzVTC8Q Lol at the context
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Azhais posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1379887294933467139?s=20&t=FWu01gYPFjif2045m7LPHw Is he trying to bothsides his own opinions? Elmo is such a stupid 80s movie villain smacked rear end
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Dec 29, 2022 00:47
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I stumbled upon this subreddit that seems ok: https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/ It's basically a "lol, Tesla and Elon lie about everything" sub, but it also focuses on EVs in general compared to Teslas and the lovely leadership and quality of the cars. Imagine being an Elon simp and believing this guy has a PhD in Physics (he doesn't, but he lied that he was working on one at a school he was never accepted into), and seeing how he's "just asking questions." If someone as smart and amazing as Elon thinks something is corrupt, it must be!!! Sentient Data posted:... that's new. This may sound like a tinfoil hat theory, but that legit does sound like a psyop being run on that group
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Decrepus posted:Is he trying to bothsides his own opinions? the tweet about covid vaccines working is from a april 2021. grimes left him in september 2021. thats exactly when he started going off the deep end.
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Musk is proving himself to be unbelievably stupid as his 4chan army doubles down on worshipping his Dunning-Kruger-rear end dipshit behavior even more. It's like chucking "loving" and "moron" into a blender and hitting the turbo blast speed option on it. Dumbfuck gets fooled by rhetorical theories tossed out by 11 year old edgelords online. I just can't...
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War Wizard posted:Oh, better reinvent the wheel then. Actor, but otherwise accurate. I suggested that Elon test the scientific belief that humans need oxygen by sealing himself in an airtight room for a few hours.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:55
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I wonder who thought this should be added to the software... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqkURdcNGC4
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Dec 29, 2022 01:08
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Lol I decided to try to log into twitter and it's just endlessly retrying some endpoint and receiving a 503. Good job morons.
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Dec 29, 2022 01:11
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 I opened a tweet in a new window while browswing and got that, lmao
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Crustashio posted:
Yup, it's happening to me and it's swapping between light and dark mode randomly.
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Dec 29, 2022 01:15
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I’m guessing every day that goes by without Trump acknowledging Musk for unbanning him from Twitter is eating into Musks’ sanity like a particularly aggressive word and I’m here for it.
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Dec 29, 2022 01:16
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wow good thing elon abided by the results of that poll, huh
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Elon Musk admits to making mistakes in his first 6 weeks of owning Twitter: 'Hey, I just got here, man.' https://news.yahoo.com/elon-musk-admits-making-mistakes-160241478.html?guccounter=1 Elon Musk gave the "All-In" podcast a gently self-deprecating review of his tenure at Twitter. He defended his fast decision-making on slashing headcount and putting out new features. But he quipped that it would be "pretty embarrassing and sad" if the moves tanked the site. "In the beginning, we'll make, obviously, a lot more mistakes, because I'm new to — Hey, I just got here, man," he said on the "All-In" podcast show posted on Saturday. "I think we'll have fewer gaffes in the future," he said. Musk pitched a baseball metaphor, telling Friedberg, "We're going to swing for the fences here at Twitter, and we're going to do it quickly," even if it means having to "strike out a bit more." Musk also defended a new "views" feature that Twitter unveiled this month to show how many people saw a particular tweet, which many users criticized for cluttering the interface. He said it was a "lot harder feature to implement than you'd think." Musk also acknowledged that Twitter continues to have "a fair number of bots in the system" — an apparent pet cause he'd leveraged in trying to back out of buying the platform — but said he's since made "a lot of steps to reduce the bots and troll situation." 
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