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Alabama white sauce is the second worst white thing to come from Alabama
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for fucks sake posted:of course not i deep fry it first baconaise is probably one of the fattest things I own but I genuinely really love it for sandwiches and all. Plus because the flavor is so strong one jar lasts forever. It's a product of the shameful epic bacon era of things and it's up there with 'cookie butter' as a thing that makes me feel the cholesterol forming in my heart when I tell my husband we need a new jar of it but it's pretty legit used sparingly.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:24
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for fucks sake posted:when i eat classic american food pizza i like to use mayonnaise on the pizza instead of tomato sauce and i think everyone should do it like this furthermore i think anyone who uses tomato sauce is a dumb idiot i also use fruit as the toppings instead of meat or vegetables or cheese which are also for idiots Helluva post/av combo.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:43
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Soul Dentist posted:Alabama white sauce is the second worst white thing to come from Alabama Do you have a candidate for #1? Because that's a real fuckin' long list.
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Dec 29, 2022 00:49
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I assumed the answer was "people."
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Dec 29, 2022 01:06
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Baron von Eevl posted:I assumed the answer was "people." Correct!
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Dec 29, 2022 01:17
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Baron von Eevl posted:I assumed the answer was "people."
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Dec 29, 2022 01:34
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I bought some kewpie mayo for the first time this week and, huh, it really is a lot nicer (tried it in lobster rolls because I didn’t think too hard as to why 100g lobster tails were $3.99 at the grocery store).
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Dec 29, 2022 03:50
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I don't know if this counts as a funny picture but I was scanning through lovely movies on Tubi when I saw this poster and I thought this lady looked really familiar 
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Dec 29, 2022 04:09
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Soul Dentist posted:Alabama white sauce is the second worst white thing to come from Alabama The very best white thing to come from Alabama is, of course, the Saturn V rocket.
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Dec 29, 2022 04:15
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credburn posted:I don't know if this counts as a funny picture but I was scanning through lovely movies on Tubi when I saw this poster and I thought this lady looked really familiar Wow, that screams reference rather than coincidence. Show yourself, marketing goon!
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Dec 29, 2022 04:51
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credburn posted:I don't know if this counts as a funny picture but I was scanning through lovely movies on Tubi when I saw this poster and I thought this lady looked really familiar I almost thought you were posting my AV lol
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Dec 29, 2022 10:00
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null_pointer posted:Do you have a candidate for #1? Because that's a real fuckin' long list. Alabama is #1! At poverty, low education, and obesity.
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Dec 29, 2022 11:32
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https://i.imgur.com/kW057nR.mp4
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Dec 29, 2022 15:00
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Dec 29, 2022 15:23
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Dec 29, 2022 15:29
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"Ich will" works as track 3 as well. Grendels Dad has a new favorite as of 15:47 on Dec 29, 2022 |
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Dec 29, 2022 15:45
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This is depressing
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Dec 29, 2022 15:52
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Half of all marriages end in divorce.
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Dec 29, 2022 17:35
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When you think about it, though, that doesn't mean that 1 out of every 2 couples gets divorced, because the couple that gets divorced is more likely to go on and have more marriages, and then in all likelihood divorce again. My eldest uncle used to change marriages almost as fast as he changed shirts. My wife is the product of her father's third and her mother's fourth marriage.
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Dec 29, 2022 17:51
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It's also just not accurate. If I recall that factoid was based on there being half the number of divorces as there were marriages in a limited time period when divorce was just becoming socially acceptable.
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Dec 29, 2022 17:57
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Well it tracks because when you get married there's just one couple but after a divorce there's two divorced people really makes you think huh
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Dec 29, 2022 17:58
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I’ll start worrying about these numbers when we start having more divorces than marriages
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Dec 29, 2022 18:00
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Dec 29, 2022 18:11
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marshmallow creep posted:When you think about it, though, that doesn't mean that 1 out of every 2 couples gets divorced, because the couple that gets divorced is more likely to go on and have more marriages, and then in all likelihood divorce again. Why “in all likelihood divorce again”? Is there some marriage gland that is damaged by divorce and therefore more likely to cause a divorce in the future? I know a lot of people who got married pretty young, got divorced when they and their partner finished growing up, and then married again knowing themselves better and are perfectly happy. What ill fate awaits them because of their previous marriage? (I do agree that people who get divorced are more likely to go on and have more marriages than people who stay married, though!)
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Dec 29, 2022 18:23
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divorce sucks almost as much as marriage does
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Dec 29, 2022 18:28
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My divorce was some of the best money i ever spent
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Dec 29, 2022 18:32
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Subjunctive posted:Why “in all likelihood divorce again”? Is there some marriage gland that is damaged by divorce and therefore more likely to cause a divorce in the future? According to a quick Google search, more than 60% of second marriages end in divorce
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Dec 29, 2022 18:33
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Robobot posted:Half of all marriages end in sex doll induced UTI's.
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Dec 29, 2022 18:36
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Subjunctive posted:Why “in all likelihood divorce again”? Is there some marriage gland that is damaged by divorce and therefore more likely to cause a divorce in the future? That's fair. I was coming at that from my experience, where everyone I know who got divorced went on to have at least one more divorce. But according to google, while marriages as a whole end in divorce 41% (or 50%?) of the time, second marriages end in divorce 60% of the time! (The same google search also returned results that say that may actually be grossly inaccurate and completely wrong.)
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Dec 29, 2022 18:38
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In short, 100% of divorces could be avoided by never getting married in the first place.
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Dec 29, 2022 18:41
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Divorces Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted. https://twitter.com/hayloftVEVO/status/1597343989614927872?s=20&t=Il-Wz13icDBQp6FjpP0oaA 
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Dec 29, 2022 18:46
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Dec 29, 2022 18:47
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Robobot posted:Half of all marriages end in divorce. Which means the other half end in a person’s death. Get out while you still can!
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Dec 29, 2022 18:54
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Quaint Quail Quilt posted:Original joke by me: Roll tide!
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Dec 29, 2022 19:32
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Which means the other half end in a person’s death. Get out while you still can! Half of those is Thanos marrying because he wants Death to do him.
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Dec 29, 2022 19:36
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Maximum Tomfoolery posted:Divorces Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted. Very strong parent and child energy.
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Dec 29, 2022 19:45
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marshmallow creep posted:That's fair. I was coming at that from my experience, where everyone I know who got divorced went on to have at least one more divorce. But according to google, while marriages as a whole end in divorce 41% (or 50%?) of the time, second marriages end in divorce 60% of the time! (The same google search also returned results that say that may actually be grossly inaccurate and completely wrong.) Elon Musk is responsible for at least 75% of the world's divorced guy energy
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Dec 29, 2022 22:18
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divorced guy georg
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Dec 29, 2022 22:36
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koshmar posted:More words of wisdom formSKWEEZY drat, Skweezy, you're meant to start off small, not jump right in at the deep end
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