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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


holy poo poo, burned so hard he got arrested.

her power levels are off the charts

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Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way

I'm glad twitter lasted long enough for Greta to own this dumb dick so hard with a one liner that he gave himself up to police.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
Do Elon next Greta!

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


The fact that's it's pizza that gets him caught for trafficking is :discourse:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Elon setting a really good trend of lovely people getting themselves in trouble because they literally can't shut the gently caress up.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Megaraptor posted:

I'm glad twitter lasted long enough for Greta to own this dumb dick so hard with a one liner that he gave himself up to police.

The hilarious thing about it to is, it's such a... like shitpost insult anyone of us or a Zoomer on Discord would use. It's so easy and simple

Man utterly shattered into a million pieces upon it's mere utterance.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Gubbinal Girl posted:

The fact that's it's pizza that gets him caught for trafficking is :discourse:
Goddamn 🍕

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Ignis posted:

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1608192360239824898

Not content with someone else being character of the month, Matt Walsh jumps between Greta and Tate weird nerd style

The fact that all the alt right and alpha male shitheads are losing their minds over this flubbed insult actually makes it even funnier.

graynull
Dec 2, 2005

Did I misread all the signs?
See Greta? That’s why he needed all those fast cars. Can’t outrun the cops trying to arrest you in a human trafficking investigation in a smart car! Checkmate libtar[baton to the head]

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

TulliusCicero posted:

The hilarious thing about it to is, it's such a... like shitpost insult anyone of us or a Zoomer on Discord would use. It's so easy and simple

Man utterly shattered into a million pieces upon it's mere utterance.

Greta did for free what Elon paid $44B to fail at

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost
Holy poo poo. The rare simultaneous owned by another and self owned.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


some official document will have to describe how the authorities were tipped off and the whole episode will remain as official documentation until the end of human civilization

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Gubbinal Girl posted:

The fact that's it's pizza that gets him caught for trafficking is :discourse:

This whole thing is poetry. So many layers all coming out of a simple throwaway shitpost. It’s beautiful writing really

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Anyone know where he lives? I could use a new car.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯
What toppings did he order

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1608226658644893701

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

What toppings did he order

Corncob

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Who was he trafficking? Was he a slaver? A pimp?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Greta gets her second win and defeats Tate for all time.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009




ah, thanks Cody

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

Truly a weenie roast for the ages

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone




Nah, Cody's wrong there. She did flub it a bit. the email should be something like "whogivesafuck@getalife.com" since it's supposed to be her email. If she was saying folks should email **him** she could do something like "You can email Tate at smalldickenergy@compensating.org" and that'd work fine

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Nitrousoxide posted:

Nah, Cody's wrong there. She did flub it a bit. the email should be something like "whogivesafuck@getalife.com" since it's supposed to be her email. If she was saying folks should email **him** she could do something like "You can email Tate at smalldickenergy@compensating.org" and that'd work fine

Wut

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
mr gaetz is that you

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Nitrousoxide posted:

Nah, Cody's wrong there. She did flub it a bit. the email should be something like "whogivesafuck@getalife.com" since it's supposed to be her email. If she was saying folks should email **him** she could do something like "You can email Tate at smalldickenergy@compensating.org" and that'd work fine

You don’t gotta hand it to a professional cockwombler, hth

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Goons desperately trying to pretend they can make a better joke while being painfully unfunny just makes this better

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

Nitrousoxide posted:

Nah, Cody's wrong there. She did flub it a bit. the email should be something like "whogivesafuck@getalife.com" since it's supposed to be her email. If she was saying folks should email **him** she could do something like "You can email Tate at smalldickenergy@compensating.org" and that'd work fine

I'm sorry Greta gave out your email address

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Actually the joke is very funny because it made Tate melt down so hard he accidentally revealed his location to police

like who gives a poo poo about semantics when the punchline is getting arrested because of the pizza box in his I'M NOT OWNED video lmfao

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Nitrousoxide posted:

Who was he trafficking? Was he a slaver? A pimp?

He has bragged about getting girls to date him and then forcing them to do porn or gently caress other guys. That's how he got his money, running an extremely illegal cam business that used women who were being forced to be on camera.

Also

CharlestheHammer posted:

Goons desperately trying to pretend they can make a better joke while being painfully unfunny just makes this better

B-Rock452 fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Dec 29, 2022

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Nitrousoxide posted:

Nah, Cody's wrong there. She did flub it a bit. the email should be something like "whogivesafuck@getalife.com" since it's supposed to be her email. If she was saying folks should email **him** she could do something like "You can email Tate at smalldickenergy@compensating.org" and that'd work fine

:discourse:

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Nitrousoxide posted:

Nah, Cody's wrong there. She did flub it a bit. the email should be something like "whogivesafuck@getalife.com" since it's supposed to be her email. If she was saying folks should email **him** she could do something like "You can email Tate at smalldickenergy@compensating.org" and that'd work fine

Oh my god stop trying to analyze the throwaway joke that set off Pizzatate. Just let it be as it is, it was obviously the perfect joke as shown by the results

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Nitrousoxide posted:

Nah, Cody's wrong there. She did flub it a bit. the email should be something like "whogivesafuck@getalife.com" since it's supposed to be her email. If she was saying folks should email **him** she could do something like "You can email Tate at smalldickenergy@compensating.org" and that'd work fine

comedy is now legal on SA

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
Greta’s throwaway burn wasn’t a master stroke. Let’s examine what I would have done differently. 1/232

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

An alpha male will not allow a woman to own them online. In response they will self-own in such a way that eclipses the initial offense. So, really, Tate going to jail shows just how much Greta's insult sucked. W

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

MiracleFlare posted:

Actually the joke is very funny because it made Tate melt down so hard he accidentally revealed his location to police

like who gives a poo poo about semantics when the punchline is getting arrested because of the pizza box in his I'M NOT OWNED video lmfao

This is the correct take.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

This is so confusing. I'm really going to need a twitter files to explain this joke.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I feel like there has to be some better way to tell when the high profile person you are investigating enters your country, but when your suspect is a dumbass I guess it doesn't matter

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




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Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way

B-Rock452 posted:

He has bragged about getting girls to date him and then forcing them to do porn or gently caress other guys. That's how he got his money, running an extremely illegal cam business that used women who were being forced to be on camera.

That is really loving gross and horrible and I hope he rots in jail forever and these women (or girls?) get justice.

Man, who would have thought a psycho misogynist would go and do psycho misogynist things.

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