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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What in the world is this commercial?

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
that timeout would be really useful about now

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
pretty sure that play definitionally has o-linemen downfield before the pass but oh well

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
go for it, have some balls

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
I guess go up by two scores here

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


here's an interesting fact about michael penix: his name is very close to the word "penis"

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

R.D. Mangles posted:

here's an interesting fact about michael penix: his name is very close to the word "penis"

I don't see it

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Qwijib0 posted:

I don't see it

you have to sort of unfocus your eyes

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


oh poo poo.

oh gently caress.

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1608662592293310472?s=20&t=QP4w4bwzITWzrmkrcaOUCA

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


remembering texas superstar lil'jordan humphrey

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


hook them

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
hook 'em

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

remembering texas superstar lil'jordan humphrey

:hmmyes:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!


he gonna blow up some punk during a return

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Unfortunately, he can't compete against Washington's punting god

https://twitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1608661682062258176

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh wow they did snap it

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


JUST PLAY THE FUCKIN GAME

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I do not believe this will be overturned

e: I am a bad couch ref

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
loving lmao at the tight end attempting to vault someone

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

fast cars loose anus posted:

loving lmao at the tight end attempting to vault someone

And maybe coughing it up in the process, but I guess they didn't want to look at it.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
:woof:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

PostNouveau posted:

And maybe coughing it up in the process, but I guess they didn't want to look at it.

they did, they just didn't stop play because it was easy to see he was down

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Wow I can't believe Ewers and Worthy didn't hook up on a deep ball when Worthy had a step. Who could have ever seen that coming?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lmao holy poo poo

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

PostNouveau posted:

Wow I can't believe Ewers and Worthy didn't hook up on a deep ball when Worthy had a step. Who could have ever seen that coming?

started taking a shot every time we missed a deep throw to Worthy and I died in October

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
:lmao: oh my god this is performance art at this point

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


is this dude wearing oven mitts

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

incredible drop :laffo:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



:lol::lol:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

G-Hawk posted:

One day man, one day the throw will be accurate and he will house it

Nevermind

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I swear to god they've only connected once or twice this year despite trying it 4 times a game

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
We have straight up lost games due to throwing away downs on this concept

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


perfect execution until the wide receiver has to put his hands on the ball

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

PostNouveau posted:

We have straight up lost games due to throwing away downs on this concept

bring back the greg davis offense

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Proud Christian Mom posted:

bring back the greg davis offense

I mean, it has been working pretty well tonight.

More QBs should have the courage to be Tom Brady cowards and dink and dunk their way down the field

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Thank you, announcers, for saying that Penix loves "Go deep"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


This would have never happened if the QB was Horse McCoy throwing to Zaxby Shipley

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
lol

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
i mean i knew this game was a lost cause once Bijan announced but man just take us out back and end it

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Texas is NOT back

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