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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

I..would assume that means attempting to slice his wrists with one....I think? :stare:

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




What's the big deal?! Give the kid a gun, this is 'MERICA :freep:

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

If your name is Crimeo I think you have to be like a clown-themed villain if you decide to go in that direction.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Novato, California police SWAT leader guns down neighbor's dog, releases video to defend actions

These pigs can't help but murder dogs even when they're off-duty.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Oh hey, guess what happened again today?

https://abcnews.go.com/US/2-power-substations-attacked-washington-state-7k-lost/story?id=95812232

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Huh, I sorta remember this happening near me in California, but that was almost ten years ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metcalf_sniper_attack

So that's happened recently in NC, Oregon, and now Washington?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




The chuds can have a little terrorism for Christmas, as a treat.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Making grandmas freeze to death to own the libs.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
The last time domestic terrorists did this was an inept attempt to stop a drag show. What's the reason this time? Just 'cause?

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
to immanentize rahowa or something

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



King Carnivore posted:

to immanentize rahowa or something

This is remarkably succinct for being so apt.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

King Carnivore posted:

to immanentize rahowa or something

:stare:

No more thesaurus for you today.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

Tarquinn posted:

No more thesaurus for you today.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanentize_the_eschaton

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/xvzUm0O.mp4

Apparently he was arrested. Florida, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8cidL_yAw

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Tarquinn posted:

:stare:

No more thesaurus for you today.

you should read the illuminatus! trilogy if you're going to be conspiracy adjacent (everyone in america is conspiracy adjacent)

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Relevant Tangent posted:

you should read the illuminatus! trilogy if you're going to be conspiracy adjacent (everyone in america is conspiracy adjacent)

I believe in Bigfoot.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

The Department of Truth comic is also very good wrt Bigfoots

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Bigfoot is real, as is God, but you need the chemicals, organic, or produced in a home lab, to communicate with them.

I wouldn't bother, God is just judgey and boring, and Bigfoot doesn't speak English and is aggressively horny.

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

are we sure this wasn’t the federal bureau of instigation

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
We gave gas station clerks bulletproof glass, surely we can do the same for power facilities.

Granted that might just deter the really lazy ones who plink at the electric stuff, but it's got to be at least a bit harder to get your hands on a mortar and be sober enough to use it. Maybe.

naem
May 29, 2011

The Butcher posted:

Bigfoot is real, as is God, but you need the chemicals, organic, or produced in a home lab, to communicate with them.

I wouldn't bother, God is just judgey and boring, and Bigfoot doesn't speak English and is aggressively horny.

oh ayuh

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3892061&perpage=40&pagenumber=1&noseen=1

Charles Ford
Nov 27, 2004

The Earth is a farm. We are someone else’s Ford Focus.

The Butcher posted:

Bigfoot is real, as is God, but you need the chemicals, organic, or produced in a home lab, to communicate with them.

I wouldn't bother, God is just judgey and boring, and Bigfoot doesn't speak English and is aggressively horny.

Given there are multiple different "nonfiction" books about ladies and their hunky bigfoot lovers/husbands who live near their properties but just off in the woods and no you can't meet them but they are totally corporeal and really good in bed, I assume the latter isn't a problem for many.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/exhaleholdtight/status/1608867811325272069
https://twitter.com/IdahoTribune/status/1608873266504151042
https://twitter.com/SeahawkBanners/status/1608899241082249217


Grain of salt with the next part:
https://twitter.com/malefragilitea/status/1608866791585120256
https://twitter.com/JeffNadu/status/1608919427856371712

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




They arrested Dennis Reynolds?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Regalingualius posted:

They arrested Dennis Reynolds?

bout time

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

long face fyad guy?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lol at the call into a podcast

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

The Bananana posted:

Lol at the call into a podcast

yeah that was ... something

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Animal-Mother posted:

long face fyad guy?

dennis/jim hybrid

naem
May 29, 2011

barnacle dennis

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Criminologists should know more than anyone how hard it is to get away with murdering white college girls.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I AM GRANDO posted:

Criminologists should know more than anyone how hard it is to get away with murdering white college girls.

Yeah, if it was this dude, and... it does seem it was this dude, then he's a very stupid idiot for someone with a major in psych and working on a PhD.
I mean, God drat.

You have the playbook.

And you have the benefit of cops being giant useless dummies.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
being educated don't make ya smrt

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
If there's anything a young white dude has, it's the audacity.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

I bet you could put all of these incel/shooter/killer pictures into an AI and it would tell you with good certainty how likey a given person is to commit a mass atrocity

I wouldnt want to know my own chances though cus I already got dennis reynolds vibes myself

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Pontificating rear end posted:

I bet you could put all of these incel/shooter/killer pictures into an AI and it would tell you with good certainty how likey a given person is to commit a mass atrocity

I wouldnt want to know my own chances though cus I already got dennis reynolds vibes myself
lol.
"the murderer was a creepy loner with no friends"
*me listening to any true crime podcast*: uhhh...

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Y'all should definitely watch This Place Rules as soon as you can. It's incredibly captivating, seeing Andrew literally in the narrator's seat is unsurprisingly effective and there's some crazy footage I'd not yet seen. It's got an incredibly strong thesis, moreso than any Channel 5 video ever before. I wish it was longer.

EDIT: Hooooly poo poo, the interview at the end with David, where he reveals the guy is a convicted pedophile. The dude was strapped the whole time. Andrew has the biggest balls in the universe.

Mister Speaker fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Dec 31, 2022

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
TikTok: NYPD enable fare evasion for group of Proud Boys

Not sure how recent it is but goddamn.

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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



The Butcher posted:

Bigfoot is real, as is God, but you need the chemicals, organic, or produced in a home lab, to communicate with them.

I wouldn't bother, God is just judgey and boring, and Bigfoot doesn't speak English and is aggressively horny.

so where can one find this bigfoot.....asking for a friend,,,

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