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Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

Maybe someone could build a corpse eating drone?? Just an idea haha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactical_Robot

quote:

Cyclone Power Technologies stated that animal or human biomass was not intended to be used in the waste heat combustion engine of the robot,[4] and that sensors would be able to distinguish foraged materials,[2]

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Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"

Colonel Cancer posted:

Maybe someone could build a corpse eating drone?? Just an idea haha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactical_Robot

https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-tactical/robots-that-eat-people/

efb

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

I look forward to one day being incorporated into the pile of mush that fuels our overlords.

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Maybe someone could build a corpse eating drone?? Just an idea haha

isn't this the plot of horizon: zero dawn

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Chamale posted:

Traditional Zoroastrian sky burial, where the deceased are eaten by vultures, is no longer possible because the population of vultures in India has fallen by more than 99.9%.

https://twitter.com/Paracelsus1092/status/1608737817206849541

one could say their religious practice was eaten by a different kind of vulture

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Vulture Capitalism

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

i hope the zoroastrians start raising and releasing their own vultures

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
just reclassify rats as a type of vulture in the eyes of zoroaster

the catholics did it with capybaras = fish, when they went to south america

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

wtf they invented a terminator that eats people :psyduck:

whoever invented this needs to be eaten by the robot, like the inventor of the brazen bull

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A terminator that eats people is just, like, some guy, you didn't need to invent one

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
Don't worry, it's just an over-engineered steam engine for soaking up mil dollars

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i feel if it was possible to power war machines with corpses we'd have been doing that long before robots were invented

Charlatan Eschaton
Feb 23, 2018

time to release the boys from captivity

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Dustcat posted:

i feel if it was possible to power war machines with corpses we'd have been doing that long before robots were invented

it’s a god eat god world out there

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

Colonel Cancer posted:

Maybe someone could build a corpse eating drone?? Just an idea haha

We already did that.

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

Dustcat posted:

i feel if it was possible to power war machines with corpses we'd have been doing that long before robots were invented

What do you think smoked/preserved meats are?????????????

It's basic ration design as cooked corpses taste good? Why are you being weird about it?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



Sick LADAR, bro!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Now we just need to put that on a Toyota pickup and it's a perfect vehicle for 2050s

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Dustcat posted:

i feel if it was possible to power war machines with corpses we'd have been doing that long before robots were invented

It's perfectly possible because anything flammable works as fuel but humans much like most forms of multicellular life are garbage as a fuel source. It takes too long to grow 'em in the quantities industry needs. Hence the shift to coal over wood as industry took off - it's not because sending people into a mine is faster than chopping trees, it's because they ran themselves out of goddamn trees and had to make the switch.

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

the consumption of human flesh will become commonplace in america

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

fathers will devour their newborn sons. whole families will descend in a terrible frenzy upon their weakest members. the thanksgiving tables of the future will be festooned in bones! the billionaires will farm the poor like cattle and fatten them with the meat of their comrades in poverty! when the supply chains falter and the processing stops, the carrion will reach to the heavens!! and profit will be made from every death! hallelujah

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

i've never felt so ALIVE

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Long pig season soon became a routine marketing project that the mcrib joke of old took on a new macabre reality.

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

vultures going extinct has made me highly agitated

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
The Mcrib, from which the Lord created Woman, will be the most prized cut.

a strange fowl posted:

vultures going extinct has made me highly agitated

It's a scary sign on its own and it's hard not to feel for the Zoroastrians.

There's a good reason they clone bald eagles

Harold Fjord has issued a correction as of 02:33 on Jan 1, 2023

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Not enough alive to feed the vultures

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"
expecting there will be climate in 2023

unsure what to make of it tbqh

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I imagine a nice combo of atmospheric rivers, wild fires, droughts, and hurricanes and.maybe some more new terms to learn.

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

a strange fowl posted:

vultures going extinct has made me highly agitated

I can only hope that you'll find the strength to carrion.

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

a strange fowl posted:

fathers will devour their newborn sons. whole families will descend in a terrible frenzy upon their weakest members. the thanksgiving tables of the future will be festooned in bones! the billionaires will farm the poor like cattle and fatten them with the meat of their comrades in poverty! when the supply chains falter and the processing stops, the carrion will reach to the heavens!! and profit will be made from every death! hallelujah

if it wasn't 2am I'd photoshop saturn devouring his son but a bdelloid so imagine I've done that

mystes
May 31, 2006

Hubbert posted:

I can only hope that you'll find the strength to carrion.

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"

A Bakers Cousin posted:

I imagine a nice combo of atmospheric rivers, wild fires, droughts, and hurricanes and.maybe some more new terms to learn.

been reading up on a few

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Block_(meteorology)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustnado

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ridiculously_Resilient_Ridge

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



A Bakers Cousin posted:

Not enough alive to feed the vultures

The scapegoating of the poor will continue until the situation improves.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Hubbert posted:

I can only hope that you'll find the strength to carrion.

i stood up and walked to my desktop for this

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


AceClown posted:

if it wasn't 2am I'd photoshop saturn devouring his son but a bdelloid so imagine I've done that

im pretty sure someone has done it

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

AceClown posted:

if it wasn't 2am I'd photoshop saturn devouring his son but a bdelloid so imagine I've done that

Imagine I've emptyquoted the image but removed the t's from the tags so it's full size again

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Thinking about Arf this new year's morning. Or maybe new year's mourning. Miss him. gently caress cringe and everything that it took from us

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Hubbert posted:

I can only hope that you'll find the strength to carrion.
:kiss:

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a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

don't cringe for me, argentina

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