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Captain Hygiene posted:Today in briefly existent tweets Just another normal day at work. If you spend more than 5 minutes gagging at the accumulated smell, you're gonna get docked and probably fired.
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Elon Musk, happyhippy posted:broadcast like a fart in a loud hailer.
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Dec 31, 2022 20:41
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 *even though that's my preference, occasional non-consensual relationships may necessary for business purposes
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Dec 31, 2022 20:47
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41 tenets of tate
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happyhippy posted:loving definitely. I love how Qers and other dumb people think code talking is grade school level piglatin or nancy drew level poo poo, when gangs and other secret orgs have secret code thats literally almost just daily chit chat except the one actual bit of secret code. oh and then there's just the pure math of real encryption (not coinz poo poo) thats "heat death of the universe secure"
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Dec 31, 2022 21:08
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1609254628113420290
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Dec 31, 2022 21:16
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He watches too much Adam Ragusea if he thinks the average person has ever made pizza at home. Also he’s a turd. Elon Musk, not Adam Ragusea.
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Dec 31, 2022 21:18
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The view counter is working perfectly, no notes. https://twitter.com/bransonreese/status/1609281884546273280?s=20&t=tUglMJ9C1o5z9QZiHdev6w
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Dec 31, 2022 21:18
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the only thing elon hates with a passion more than safety yellow is nuance
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Dec 31, 2022 21:18
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Thanks for broadcasting your NYE plans I guess
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Dec 31, 2022 21:21
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Nothing better than sitting in an empty home, no wife, no children, no friends, just making pizza on new years eve.
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Dec 31, 2022 21:22
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Protip: If you make pizza at home, authorities can't use the box to track your whereabouts and arrest you
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Dec 31, 2022 21:24
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kazil posted:Nothing better than sitting in an empty home, no wife, no children, no friends, just making pizza on new years eve. I mean and to be fair - this sounds pretty great to me.
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Dec 31, 2022 21:24
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elon definitely uses tortillas as crust for his "pizzas"
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B-Rock452 posted:We are going through all the episodes now, it's seriously such a fantastic show
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Dec 31, 2022 21:24
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This would’ve been a pretty good snide comment about Tate if it didn’t come from Musk, who gave back Tate’s access to be horrible on his media platform.
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Dec 31, 2022 21:25
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Now that Musk said something I'm convinced pizza and pedophiles go together like Star Trek and pedophiles.
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Dec 31, 2022 21:26
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Slotducks posted:elon definitely uses tortillas as crust for his "pizzas" White bread, American cheese, and ragu
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Dec 31, 2022 21:30
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I mean you guys get he isn’t actually making a pizza. It’s an Tate joke Couple days late
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Dec 31, 2022 21:34
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This is code for child sex trafficking
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ruddiger posted:White bread, American cheese, and ragu Basically this but with pizza ingredients https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTYvoDhOfks CharlestheHammer posted:I mean you guys get he isn’t actually making a pizza. It’s an Tate joke The hell you say 
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean you guys get he isn’t actually making a pizza. It’s an Tate joke definitely a thing he should keep reminding people that he's involved in lol
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kazil posted:definitely a thing he should keep reminding people that he's involved in lol he's pissed someone other than him was the main character of the day
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Another Bill posted:This is code for child sex trafficking
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FilthyImp posted:The best part of Columbo is that it's an average schmoe that riche folks assume is a slob/poor/idiot and he lets them create their own demise through hubris. The best part of Colombo is when he tries to play something off his tape recorder to a suspect or someone and it’s just him giving commands to his basset hound. Edit also this Another Bill posted:This is code for child sex trafficking
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Dec 31, 2022 21:43
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One of your fathers quotes.
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Dec 31, 2022 21:45
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean you guys get he isn’t actually making a pizza. It’s an Tate joke He's definitely annoyed Greta's pizza tweet already passed 3 million likes and that both her Tate tweets are now in the top 10 most-liked tweets. Elon is obviously more important so he should have more likes for a pizza joke than some environmentalist upstart. He put his finest joke hat on and belched out this banger (or, more likely, stole it). It's no longer possible to have a fun Twitter plotline without him getting involved somehow, Elon gets very uncomfortable when something isn't about him
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Dec 31, 2022 21:50
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean you guys get he isn’t actually making a pizza. It’s an Tate joke he had to wait for someone else to make the joke first before stealing it.
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Dec 31, 2022 21:52
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FWIW, Snopes looked into the circumstances of the Tate arrest and the pizza box video was just a coincidence. He did give himself away with a video he posted to Twitter, though; it was just one he'd posted earlier that week. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/andrew-tate-arrested-jerrys-pizza-box/
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Dec 31, 2022 21:57
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Nah he got arrested due to the pizzabox Cause it's funnier
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Dec 31, 2022 21:59
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Infinitum posted:Nah he got arrested due to the pizzabox Much like the taser-balls-heart attack guy. Sure it's not technically true but it's true in our hearts.
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Hello Sailor posted:FWIW, Snopes looked into the circumstances of the Tate arrest and the pizza box video was just a coincidence. He did give himself away with a video he posted to Twitter, though; it was just one he'd posted earlier that week.  Image leeching isn’t a thing anymore right? I’m on my iPad and I’m not messing with the awful Imgur app right now.
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Dec 31, 2022 22:00
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Nigmaetcetera posted:He watches too much Adam Ragusea if he thinks the average person has ever made pizza at home. Also he’s a turd. Elon Musk, not Adam Ragusea. You know who likes to eat turds?
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Tarkus posted:Much like the taser-balls-heart attack guy. Sure it's not technically true but it's true in our hearts. that one is also technically true his widow was just trying to get ahead of the embarrassment
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Dec 31, 2022 22:06
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Taser balls and pizzatate are both 100% real end of story
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bird with big dick posted:You know who likes to eat turds? No. I don’t. I’m scared at what your answer is gonna be. Is this about Adam drinking Kopi Luwak? Because I’m pretty sure even he felt it was disgusting even though he liked the taste.
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Dec 31, 2022 22:08
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In this house We believe Taser balls Pizza Tate Piss Tape Is Real
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Nigmaetcetera posted:No. I don’t. I’m scared at what your answer is gonna be. i think bwbd is confusing thread derails the turd eating derail was in the loltrump thread
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kazil posted:Nothing better than sitting in an empty home, no wife, no children, no friends, just making pizza on new years eve. why you shitposting against me? 
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kazil posted:Protip: If you make pizza at home, authorities can't use the box to track your whereabouts and arrest you what about the gmo nanomachines in the gmo wheat, tomatoes, cheese and everything? only way to be safe if from Musky to create a particle accelerator like in Iron Man 2 , make a big bang and make his own universe of non ((((them/matrix deepstate)))) atoms.
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