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Should I step down as head of twitter
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No 69 0.73%
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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

DemonTrigger posted:

I just recently listened to the Knowledge Fight episode from when this happened, which the context was social media people like Jack were testifying before congress or something. I think they mention that Laura Loomer was also there in the audience yelling until she was escorted out. Jones, rather than go out that way, instead confronts Marco Rubio in the hallways, who then goes "Who are you?", and then he also spends like 10 minutes yelling at some dude from CNN.

Yeah, he stalked @Jack around Capitol Hill for an entire day along with Laura Loomer, because Dorsey had convinced him with his tacit approval of his online antics that he was invincible and that Jack was his ally in this whole thing, wittingly or not. So Dorsey found out exactly what happens when you align yourself with Alex Jones and it turns out he actually didn't like it one bit, because Jack suffers from the Techbro illness of "It's suddenly a problem when it happens to me."

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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Cross posting :

This dredges up something brought up a while back but unfortunately I have to report that banned user "sol invictus" is not Elon Musk's favourite Malaysian Ian Miles Cheong, and imc has apparently never been a goon

Cowardly mods are trying to hide the truth, ian miles cheong was a goon, he was best friends with lowtax, one day lowtax visited ian miles cheong in his home and was so disgusted by what he saw that he killed himself on the spot

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Can anyone screen shot these tweets? I can't see them because they are protected.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

The Saddest Rhino posted:

... That requires me to know what imc's dick look like and I am not going down that path lmao

No matter how sad you are, Mr Rhino, we can always make you sadder.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


wtf that hand

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

I’m guessing that is an AI generated picture for “elon musk in suicide bed” or something because AIs suck at making hands (just like humans trying to draw hands)

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Ian Miles Cheong posted pics from inside the mod forum on the nazi discord channel that I have infiltrated

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Ian Miles Cheong says theres a mod thread where the mods dare each other to post photos of themselves putting increasingly absurd items in their urethras

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


bird with big dick posted:

Ian Miles Cheong says theres a mod thread where the mods dare each other to post photos of themselves putting increasingly absurd items in their urethras

the wacky sounding threads are real but you'll never hear it from the MSM

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Ror posted:

the wacky sounding threads are real but you'll never hear it from the MSM

Men who have Sex with Men have a lot better things to do than browse the mod forums.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

SalTheBard posted:

Can anyone screen shot these tweets? I can't see them because they are protected.

kazil posted:

1.
"Tate is bad but Greta should be a better role model"

2.
"Who is a better role model than Tate?"
"Jordan Peterson"

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Just saying that Tate isn't a good role model ignores that he markets himself as a role model to teenage boys, that's literally a key component of his revenue

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

bird with big dick posted:

Ian Miles Cheong says theres a mod thread where the mods dare each other to post photos of themselves putting increasingly absurd items in their urethras

Sounds made up to me! :dadjoke:

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

The Saddest Rhino posted:

... That requires me to know what imc's dick look like and I am not going down that path lmao
IMC is definitely one of those Foreskin Recovery weirdos

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

bird with big dick posted:

Ian Miles Cheong says theres a mod thread where the mods dare each other to post photos of themselves putting increasingly absurd items in their urethras

No that's the GBS Aus thread.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Megillah Gorilla posted:

No that's the GBS Aus thread.

Hey now....

Just a minute I ...

Just listen here....

......

.....

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
In fairness he wasn't putting anything particularly absurd up there. They were all objects that could foreseeably fit down a urethra. He wasn't trying to put a square peg in a round hole, so to speak.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Lt. Cock posted:

Goatse

Just Goatse gif him

I'm sorry is there a gif?

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

You could make one since there's a whole series of pics

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

jfc Elon needs to do something stupid quick so this thread can go back to being Schadenfreude City

is the stock market gonna be open Monday? seems weird that it wasn’t this week

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
There was talk a few pages back about Elon going to sex parties and whether he participates.

He thinks sex is icky and gross, he's obviously a cuck.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Do you think Elon resents the fact that Greta/Andrew Tate have been the main characters lately and not him?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do you think Elon resents the fact that Greta/Andrew Tate have been the main characters lately and not him?

Why do you think he's trying to make smug remarks about the situation without directly drawing Greta's ire?

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

Non Compos Mentis posted:

There was talk a few pages back about Elon going to sex parties and whether he participates.

He thinks sex is icky and gross, he's obviously a cuck.

I can imagine him going to those specifically to act like he’s “above it all”, like “I’m here, you’re welcome, also look at how impressive I am for not needing physical pleasure unlike you weak cretins”

alternate option is that he’ll go for the buffets because he’s too cheap to spend his own money so hey, free food.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017
Elon Musk is a spoiled rich kid who is used to getting what he wants.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

Hobo Clown posted:

I can tell this is fake because there's no Deus Ex gun or 6 Diet Coke cans

Caffeine Free Diet Coke

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Breetai posted:

Just spent 5 minutes earlier this morning @ing old musky a different insulting message every 10 seconds including the Australian Word and twitter bans/autobans still haven't killed or even suspended my account, my attempts to suicide my twitter account are being thwarted.

Sadly as to unlock the account I first need to remove the offending tweet and to do that I would need to give them my phone number for a confirmation code the account is stuck in painful limbo forever and I can't even manually delete it.



"You can't delete your account without first giving us your PII" gently caress off. Also "we don't have your phone number to confirm it's you so please give us a phone number so that we can make sure it's actually you" is stupid on so many levels, it's like the digital equivalent of a checkout operator getting you to sign the back of your credit card in front of them and then checking it against your driver's license.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


lol i notice musk already removed the view counter (or twitter is broken again)

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Mx. posted:

lol i notice musk already removed the view counter (or twitter is broken again)

Looks like it's gone for embeds, but there when you load the twitter page.

Is it a bug or a feature? Who the hell knows!

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


well it's no longer there for me on the website so we'll put it down to some truly hardcore coding

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




"...No! Daddy Musk would never truly believe this!"

"It must be a trick! Surely!" :shepface:

These people are beyond sad

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009
I’m excited for the mortal blow Elon will inevitably give to twitter this year :toot:

Offler
Mar 27, 2010

This has to be the most restraint Elon has showed since he took over Twitter. I guess either he or some of the Tesla shareholders managed to grasp that supporting a PUA trafficker against the most celebrated environmentalist on the platform might make it a tad more difficult to stop the bleeding at his electric car/carbon credit company.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

SalTheBard posted:

Can anyone screen shot these tweets? I can't see them because they are protected.

I should have screenshotted because of course this guy is a coward, poster Priznat still had the text

Setup

Andrew Tate is obnoxious and a poor role model for young men. But Greta is not innocent here. She's a role model for millions of girls. Do we want high school girls tweeting this to teenage boys because they think: (a) they deserve it and (b) it's funny? https://t.co/F5KWG4MI62

— Prof. Andrew R. Timming (@timminglab) December 30, 2022


Punchline

Someone asks Professor Rimming for an example of a better role model.

@jordanbpeterson is a far better role model for young men than Andrew Tate.

— Prof. Andrew R. Timming (@timminglab) December 30, 2022

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
:decorum:

Terminal lib brain

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Offler posted:

This has to be the most restraint Elon has showed since he took over Twitter. I guess either he or some of the Tesla shareholders managed to grasp that supporting a PUA trafficker against the most celebrated environmentalist on the platform might make it a tad more difficult to stop the bleeding at his electric car/carbon credit company.

I think it's more likely that Elon is terminally online enough that he knows going after Greta would ether him into vapors so he's just kinda like, not doing it

One of the smartest things he's done

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I think it's more likely that Elon is terminally online enough that he knows going after Greta would ether him into vapors so he's just kinda like, not doing it

One of the smartest things he's done

Elon knows Greta is a poster. Elon know he will never be a poster.

This is just Elon self preservation.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
At least some of the grift-squad have figured out that defending Tate isn't exactly a great look. So far the only defense talking point I've seen consistently is "what about Epstein?" which...I mean yeah that's not exactly a defense. So it's easier to just attack Greta instead, they still have all their old talking points so it's like a comfy old sweater for them. Since a large part of Elon's business model is based on saving the environment he can't really do that without raising a bunch of Tesla buyers' eyebrows I'd think. Not to mention she'd likely demolish him with a throwaway shitpost anyway, he can't take that chance.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Nameless Pete posted:

He's not Wario, he's Wansa Wusa.

This is really good, and I wanted to let you know I liked it.

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Musk paid tens of billions to buy a website only to find that almost everyone there hates him and thinks he's a joke.

EDIT: And when people tell him he peepee is small, he rage bans them like the 9 year old he is lmao

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