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piss reclaimer is clogged from sand-trout induced beefswelling
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A beefswelling is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct. This every sister of the Bene Gesserit knows.
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Riot Bimbo posted:piss reclaimer is clogged from sand-trout induced beefswelling That was MY sand-trout, and now you have not only brought dishonor to yourself with theft, but have sullied it. Ready your crysknife.
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band practice but instead of your mouthpiece getting swapped it's another dork's pocketrout
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Dec 31, 2022 01:26
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Leto 2, looking at a sandtrout 'I could wear this like a suit of armor'  Some rando sietch kid shouts over the dune 'YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO gently caress IT STUPID'
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Vampire Panties posted:Leto 2, looking at a sandtrout 'I could wear this like a suit of armor' Genuine lol
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We got 'slow projectiles' in both film adaptations, right? I'm not gonna go back and watch both to make sure but I do remember them being a thing. In the Lynch film, someone (maybe Duncan?) is killed by a headshot with one and we see it bore through his shield. In Villeneuve's adaptation, a bunch of Atreides ships are blown up by large projectiles that seem to slow down and similarly bore through the shield. I may be imagining but I seem to remember this happening to soldiers as well, and at least one character (maybe Duncan, or Gurney) manages to pull some off of themselves before they can get through the shields. Am I totally losing my mind or was this in either movie? Was it a concept from the book as well?
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Dec 31, 2022 04:10
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Mister Speaker posted:We got 'slow projectiles' in both film adaptations, right? I'm not gonna go back and watch both to make sure but I do remember them being a thing. the dart that incapacitates yueh does this in the new film as well, and yeah iirc you're remembering right~
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Dec 31, 2022 04:20
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Old (good) movie had drill bullets. They were pretty dumb and that's how Duncan died I think
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Mister Speaker posted:Was it a concept from the book as well? Yeah that's where they got it from. Colonel Cancer posted:Old (good) movie had drill bullets. They were pretty dumb and that's how Duncan died I think Yeah and it was that terrible hand-rotoscoped shield effect, somehow simultaneously blurry and blocky, that made it impossible to tell what was going on. He looked like he was killed by a lag glitch in an FPS
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Dec 31, 2022 04:49
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Momoa gets shot with one but manages to deflect it during the hallway fight I think. It’s a cool concept but they definitely make it seem like shields are kind of bullshit since they’re so easily defeated
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Dec 31, 2022 04:56
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Sword fights in space need a contrivance to be plausible and those are precious
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Really idk what that old pervert was thinking. We need to update the franchise for modern gun loving audiences imo, scrap the ridiculous shields and knives and just give everyone a pistol. Freemens could still carve it out of the worm tooth or whatever I don't give a gently caress
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Colonel Cancer posted:Really idk what that old pervert was thinking. We need to update the franchise for modern gun loving audiences imo, scrap the ridiculous shields and knives and just give everyone a pistol. Freemens could still carve it out of the worm tooth or whatever I don't give a gently caress
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Dec 31, 2022 11:12
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bunch of fremen riding mighty shai hulud just going weapons free yosemite sam style with a maula pistol in each hand, gently caress your city, gently caress its walls
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Dec 31, 2022 11:22
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I liked the new movie's hummingbird dart thingies.
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kiimo posted:The world is a sand pile Bereft of rain The Reverend Mother Brought a box of pain
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Fremen would be absolutely the jezail musket type, but going full cowboy with Dune also works Hell it's basically already a western complete with a key part being learning to ride
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Ghost Leviathan posted:a key part being learning to ride [glances at thread title]
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"This feudal demesne ain't big enough for the two of us"
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With shields and swords you'd figure that combat would be a lot more grappling and draw cuts rather than stabbing and hacking attacks.
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Arc Hammer posted:With shields and swords you'd figure that combat would be a lot more grappling and draw cuts rather than stabbing and hacking attacks. "Killing with the point lacks artistry."
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Dec 31, 2022 18:33
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Spiked plate armor like the edgiest antihero defeats the fremen
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Zopotantor posted:"Swelling with the tip lacks artistry."
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In A.BJ 2023 Spice War was beginning. Emperor: What happen ? Baron: Somebody set up us the worm. Baron: We get demand. Emperor: What ! Baron: Main kanly go bad. Emperor: It's you !! Muad'Dib: How are you gentlemen !! All your spice are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. Emperor: What you say !! Muad'Dib: You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA.... Baron: Emperor !! Emperor: Take off every sietch!! You know what you doing. Move sietch. For great profit.
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:
Only edit I'd make
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:In A.BJ 2023 hell yeh
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Colonel Cancer posted:Spiked plate armor like the edgiest antihero defeats the fremen I liked the Villeneuve movie a lot. But now I'm kinda upset the sardaukar weren't all dressed up like Mad Max villains e: in fact, gently caress it, Fury Road was a DUNC prequel
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:Fremen have maula pistols, and presumably they're incredibly useful out in the desert where you can't use a shield. How wasteful are these weapons used out in the desert? Spilling perfectly good water everywhere...
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Do you think fremen Santa leaves a lump of coal in your thigh pocket if you've been a bad naib?
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Eau de MacGowan posted:bunch of fremen riding mighty shai hulud just going weapons free yosemite sam style with a maula pistol in each hand, gently caress your city, gently caress its walls https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AdeptConcreteBanteng-mobile.mp4
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do you think fremen Santa leaves a lump of coal in your thigh pocket if you've been a bad naib? In the children's story, it is said that if you are naughty, when you are sleeping he will mess with your water reclamation system in the suit and switch out the water tube with the pee tube.
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It takes a waterfat outlander to think that the "water tube" isn't already the pee tube
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a wellington is a kind of boot A boot suited to cold, damp conditions. But worse than useless in the desert. I wonder if Yueh's first name is an authorly hint at the doctor's role in the story. A man perfectly suited to the problems the duke (!) expected to face, but useless for Dune, desert planet.
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Beef was #4 top harkonnen baby name for centuries
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When I read the book I imagined slowdarts as popping an umbrella form to slow by air resistance at the last second. I think visually the Dunc movie did great with the shields, kindof videogamey with red and blue but the audience gotta get it right away.
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