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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



https://twitter.com/HowsMyDrivingNY/status/1608916100435017730

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jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.




is the train ok?

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Looks like they missed all the important bits. Just get a bobcat over to push the wreck out of the way and keep running IMO.

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
You could thanos snap away every lifted pickup driver from existence and the world would be a better place. Their friends and family would probably eventually come to agree

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

You could thanos snap away every lifted pickup driver from existence and the world would be a better place. Their friends and family would probably eventually come to agree

driver AND the truck not one or the other

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


BraveUlysses posted:

driver AND the truck not one or the other

Leave the truck, we can recycle it into three reasonable cars or fifteen bicycles

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
I said thanos snap but that was just a metaphor

you know what you have to do

mystes
May 31, 2006

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

I said thanos snap but that was just a metaphor

you know what you have to do
A thanos snap is unrealistic but maybe with late stage capitalism we could work out some sort of theranos snap

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lol an insane guy didn't like my speed (on a neighborhood street with tons of apartments and people walking around). but instead of passing me he tailgated me and laid on his horn for like 30 seconds. people are fuckin psychos.

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

lobster shirt posted:

lol an insane guy didn't like my speed (on a neighborhood street with tons of apartments and people walking around). but instead of passing me he tailgated me and laid on his horn for like 30 seconds. people are fuckin psychos.

car very very very bad for brain

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



From an exhibit of a gingerbread competition; a bank branch with a drive-thru ATM:



You can tell it's fake because the pickup bed is pretty close to full.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Banks were the first establishments to have drive-thrus - restaurants only adopted the idea

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

actionjackson posted:

i had to drive today

love to go from parking lot to parking lot

there was a lifted ford truk but it had a wreath on the front so... who is to say if it's good or bad

Sticking a wreath on each pannier and the bike wins again

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

eXXon posted:

From an exhibit of a gingerbread competition; a bank branch with a drive-thru ATM:



You can tell it's fake because the pickup bed is pretty close to full.

A trifecta of things that should be dismantled (and eaten): cars, ATMs/cash and banks.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Clark Nova posted:

I've learned to watch out for those stupid loving reindeer antlers that people clip into their doors because they are pretty accurate indicator that the driver is going to be deranged and aggressive

*more deranged and aggressive than average I mean

Add clueless and distracted to this list

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Playing dress-up with your car is indeed truly deranged behavior.

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021

eating a gingerbread car with whole peppermints for wheels sounds pretty awful

like eating toothpaste with cookie bits

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
oops sorry for tripping and smashing your gingerbread truck

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1609255646993457153

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Another well-researched opinion from a gingerbread person who should be dismantled.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Bureaucrats already do that, dumbass

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Road are part of a well-documented plan for cars to invade our cities!!

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
cars should be able to decide individually where cars are allowed to go

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
I really wish there was a well-documented plan (or any plan) to decide where people are allowed to drive, but alas

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

cars should be able to decide individually where cars are allowed to go

Good news!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Every human has a God given right to navigate every inch of the Earth in an Abrams Tank, anything less is Fascism

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://mobile.twitter.com/ai6yrham/status/1609396812527566852

Hey uhhhhh what happens when people get stuck in the Donner Pass

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
We are so hosed wrt car culture. Huge blizzard on the way? Even your direct family will desperately try to coerce you to drive in that poo poo, and shame you if you refuse

mystes
May 31, 2006

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ai6yrham/status/1609396812527566852

Hey uhhhhh what happens when people get stuck in the Donner Pass
Probably a big party or something from what I've heard

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

We are so hosed wrt car culture.





mystes
May 31, 2006

Mt. Rainier National Car Park

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Jorp will explode if he ever learns about zoning.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


mystes posted:

Mt. Rainier National Car Park

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 16 minutes!
they call them car parks in britain

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Mt. Rainier National Parking Lot

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I'm tried of these communists forcing me to subsidize the wasteful lifestyles of others

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

gently caress.

Otoh probably have to put down a lot less animals who maul idiots if they're only driving through

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Some of our best national parks really are like amusement park rides that you drive in a circle around. I hiked miles into the Yellowstone backcountry and could still see cars in the distance.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Do like Muir Woods and require advance parking (and shuttle bus) reservations with a reasonable daily limit. It not like there is a lack of state and regional park alternatives nearby.

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