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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Penultimate NFL football gdt: the implications
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Silly Burrito posted:

a pair of sentient jorts

i thought that was minshew

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

really queer Christmas posted:

poo poo the saints can still easily lose this. EASILY

Yeah but the Philly fans don't know that

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Steve Wilks doesn't deserve to get a head coaching job solely for leaving C. J. Henderson on Evans multiple times

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Mike loving Evans

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I could coach the Bucs today.
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YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
I have to say it again, Minshew is a loving joke. He was just as bad last week but had big numbers to hide it. loving loser of a QB.

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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
 Matty P, you need to play for 1st downs here. A field goal isn;t exactly helpful.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 It's funny that he crowed about being good enough to be a starter last year and lol

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah but the Philly fans don't know that

philly fans always talk through a gun in their mouth its wild

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Oh Dolphins Corner, that was a massive mistake

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Lmao Vilma using the telestrator to highlight Amon-Ra st brown's dad's neck

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
can we have Nick Foles back, the Colts aren't using him

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

 regardless of whatever else happens in this game, mike evans is un loving real

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

Oh Dolphins Corner, that was a massive mistake

oof

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 That might be one of the funniest DPI's I've seen

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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
 I feel bad for Keion Crossen there.

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

 Lmao that DPI

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Mooseontheloose posted:

Matty P, you need to play for 1st downs here. A field goal isn;t exactly helpful.

A field goal means Miami needs more than a field goal to win so it’s still helpful.

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

 Bench Wentz you loving idiot. Just to show him how bad he hosed up.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
gently caress you Panthers

gently caress you Bucs

gently caress you Atlanta

Gardner Minshew we cool

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Lmao at the bears

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

CapnAndy posted:

can we have Nick Foles back, the Colts aren't using him

They were using him and he got killed earlier today:
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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

kidcoelacanth posted:

regardless of whatever else happens in this game, mike evans is un loving real

yea he's always been amazing. you can't throw some dumb scrub on him and expect things to work out

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 lmao the look on the ref's face calling it, he looks so disappointede

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Look if you know you’re gonna foul, you might as well leave no doubt

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

CapnAndy posted:

can we have Nick Foles back, the Colts aren't using him

Colts just got him killed while getting blown out by the Giants.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Phins what the hell are you doing

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Dolphins :lol:

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 lol dancing while they're calling it incomplete

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

CapnAndy posted:

who's Minshew's backup
Ian Book lmao

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Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
 I really didn't predict the Lions would out rush the Bears after that first quarter.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

fartknocker posted:

They were using him and he got killed earlier today:


I was making a joke about how he sucks as their QB but oh ouch

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008

MikeCrotch posted:

Lmao Vilma using the telestrator to highlight Amon-Ra st brown's dad's neck

Gotta do something to fill up the air time. Real mid-June last place baseball vibes

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Dango Bango posted:

lol dancing while they're calling it incomplete

It was a pretty nice catch :nyoron:

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

shyduck posted:

Ian Book lmao

oh God Eagles please play him

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 yep just collapse in on yourselves entirely panthers

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Yeah that’s it.

Gg panthers. Just too beat up.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bean mom posted:

lmao the look on the ref's face calling it, he looks so disappointede
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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

bean mom posted:

philly fans always talk through a gun in their mouth its wild
Everyone wants to kill Philly fans, including Philly fans

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Oooff that would have been cool if he just didn't touch the back line

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