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CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010



I'm tired and sore and nauseated for some reason, so gently caress it I'll just take the 2018 Ichiro Suzuki. Armitage is up.

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Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Trade!

The Jacksonville Jobbers Trade:
Super-Draft Pick #39 (aka the current pick)

The Interstate-90 Interceptors Trade:
1934 Ted Lyons
1934 Billy Rogell

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Monathin posted:

Trade!

The Jacksonville Jobbers Trade:
Super-Draft Pick #39 (aka the current pick)

The Interstate-90 Interceptors Trade:
1934 Ted Lyons
1934 Billy Rogell

Confirmed!

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


I don't understand what I did wrong?

never wanted to make the moves I've made but I'm not good at this and don't understand why

send down

SS Jimmy Rollins
SP Walter Johnson
SP Gaylord Perry

Put on roster

IF Billy Rogell
SPTed Lyons
SP Gary Nolan

Rogell on the bench
Nolan at SP2
Lyons SP5

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Monathin posted:

Trade!

The Jacksonville Jobbers Trade:
Super-Draft Pick #39 (aka the current pick)

The Interstate-90 Interceptors Trade:
1934 Ted Lyons
1934 Billy Rogell

It's a 1937 Ted Lyons and that's DEFINITELY why I'm stepping in as commish and voiding this trade. Try again.

Armitage posted:



I don't understand what I did wrong?

never wanted to make the moves I've made but I'm not good at this and don't understand why

send down

SS Jimmy Rollins
SP Walter Johnson
SP Gaylord Perry

Put on roster

IF Billy Rogell
SPTed Lyons
SP Gary Nolan

Rogell on the bench
Nolan at SP2
Lyons SP5

Because this trade didn't happen, this set of roster moves isn't happening either.

You didn't do anything wrong baseball-wise. Baseball is random and sometimes your team eats poo poo. You're doing a LOT wrong by whining about it and inviting owners to come fleece you, which is both annoying AND jeopardizes competitive balance. Knock it off. You're on the clock, btw. Or you can trade, reasonably.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
boo

Armitage fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jan 4, 2023

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013





League 1

The CSVs select 2010 Rafael Soriano.
Mcfreeze is up!

Roster moves:

John McGraw to full time 3B. George Kell to the minors.
Larry Dierker in for Hal Newhouser.
Rafael Soriano in for Luis Castillo.
Doug Drabek in for CC Sabathia.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


I have been informed Rafael Soriano has already been selected. Let’s go with 2018 Edwin Diaz and still plug him in for Castillo.


PASS THE MASH posted:




League 1

The CSVs select 2010 Rafael Soriano.
Mcfreeze is up!

Roster moves:

John McGraw to full time 3B. George Kell to the minors.
Larry Dierker in for Hal Newhouser.
Rafael Soriano in for Luis Castillo.
Doug Drabek in for CC Sabathia.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?



Let's see if the hot bat on the bench is smoke or fire. Platoon Frank Howard with Dixie Walker.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007



okay we gonna pick 1978 Brian Downing and swap him directly in for Schang
and also call up Jesse Winker and send down JD Martinez

and I guess we should move Alomar up to the leadoff spots ok that's it.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
Goog Trek: The Next Generation select 1968 Brooks Robinson. For this League 2 team, please slot him in as the starting third baseman in all lineups, and demote Bill Mueller to AAA.

forzelt is up!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander


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Capt Murphy
Nov 16, 2005



League One

Please move Bret Saberhagen to the morgue. Put Al Downing in his rotation spot. Call up Claude Osteen and put him at MR. Thanks!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander



If Jose Cruz is going to be mediocre at the dish, I can get Andy Van Slyke to do that instead while providing good defense.

-Cruz to AAA
-Van Slyke back up
-Yount to AAA, I'll use Mark Ellis as backup SS and give it to Yount in the event Ozzie suffers injury
-Cesar Cedeno to MLB

Installing a Van Slyke/Cedeno platoon in RF.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

League 2

* Rodrigo Lopez to AAA
* Carlos Zambrano to MLB, slotted in as #5 starter
* Dontrelle Willis to Long Relief

Thank you FairGame!

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

You know what, gently caress it.



League 2

Swap Rogers Hornsby and Joe Panik. I just want to give him a few weeks of burn because Hornsby isn't going anywhere.

Robert Deadford
Mar 1, 2008
Ultra Carp


League 2

1. Make Aramis Ramirez full-time 3B
2. Send Roger Clemens to Chase Utley's ratings purgatory the minors
3. Make Wade Miller SP5

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


League 1

-Swap Josh Johnson and Preacher Roe.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.


League 1

Can we swap bob groom in for my starter with the worst ERA

New lineup

Williams/Cuyler platoon L/R
Hack Wilson R
Banks R
Gehrig L
Combs/Meusel L/R
Hartnett
Hornsby
Ruth
Santo

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.



League 2

OK, since apparently my lineup got borked, here's a complete lineup, and I might as well shuffle some players around if everything's hosed anyway:

#1 Barry Larkin, SS
#2 Eric Davis, CF
#3 Hank Aaron, RF
#4 Jack Clark, DH
#5 Andrew McCutchen, LF
#6 Brandon Belt, 1B
#7 Evan Longoria, 3B
#8 Buster Posey, C
#9 Joe Panik, 2B

Bench:
Joe Torre (Personal catcher for SP4, Bret Saberhagen)
Brandon Crawford
George Kell
Rogers Hornsby
Willie Mays
Jeff Heath

No platoons.

cbx
Dec 4, 2007

Smasher Dynamo's assistant of the Super-League.


Okay. Let's get some changes going.

Massholes take 2010 Joaquin Benoit and slot him into Setup, Jose Valverde gets promoted to Closer and John Hiller gets to take a break.

In addition, let's rest Teddy Ballgame for the next sim, put Jim Northrup in at LF for the sim. And then we'll bench Mickey Lolich and let Bob Feller get some run at SP5.


e: Monathin, you're up.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
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LEAGUE 1

Riverdale Pickle Jugheads would like to trade 75 Cesar Cedeno to the fightin CSVs for 03 CC Sabathia

Will make a lineup adjustment tomorrow!

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?


League 2

Interceptors take 1992 John Olerud.

Send Blowers to AAA to make room for a 1B Platoon of Olerud and Greenberg, maybe having some help on the other side of plate will give Greenberg a little help producing runs.

forzelt can pick at any time, craigk and the Kamurocho Karages are up.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?





League 2

Send down Andre Either, call up the newly drafted Ken Williams, and platoon him in LF with Rico Carty.

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck


clearly the still-active-irl chucklefucks have poo poo the bed so lets go with 1888 ed morris and slot him into sp5 banishing syndergaard to the bowels of hell

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Bidens take 1986 Daaaaaaaaarryyyyyyyyyl.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

League 2

Bring up Strawberry & demote Deion Sanders
Platoon Strawberry and Hisle in RF, no change in lineup order.

tyvmia.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


DannoMack posted:

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LEAGUE 1

Riverdale Pickle Jugheads would like to trade 75 Cesar Cedeno to the fightin CSVs for 03 CC Sabathia

Will make a lineup adjustment tomorrow!

Confirmed! Will make a lineup change soon.

GVOLTT
Dec 27, 2012

Honestly, I don't know what I want to put here, so I'm going with this.

League 2

The Akron New Traditionalists are proud to select... 1992 Mike Timlin!

mrnoun and the Luna Landers are up!

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007
League 2




Luna Landers select 1968 Pete Richert.


Rotation:

Ryan
Carlton
Bibby
Eckersley
Tiant

CL Garber
SU Reed
SR McGraw
SR Twitchell
MR Richert
MR Campbell
LR Stanley

I wish my pitching had held up. I wanted Lyman Bostock here.


Pope on clock.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa


LEAGUE ONE

I am not sure if you prefer us just to post the changed lineups/rotation or to make a list, so I am just posting the lineups for now but can do it in list form next time if you like. Sorry for all the finicky position swaps of guys moving around the OF, I know mogul makes that annoying to do.

-Please call up Charlie Blackmon to replace the traded Cesar Cedeno
-Please send down Drew Pomeranz to make room for the newly acquired CC Sabathia

Rotation
SP1 Chris Sale L
SP2 JR Richard R
SP3 David Price L
SP4 Larry Dierker R
SP5 Felix Hernandez R

Bullpen
CL Craig Kimbrel R
SU Wayne Granger R
SR Addison Reed R
SR Rex Brothers L
MR Christy Mathewson R
MR CC Sabathia L
LR Don Wilson R

Lineup vs RHP
1B George Davis S
2B Joe Morgan L
LF Gary Sheffield R
DH Cliff Floyd L
C Mike Piazza R
RF Mookie Betts R
CF Charlie Blackmon L
SS Troy Tulowitzki R
3B Nolan Arenado R
Bench vs RHP
Xander Bogaerts R
DJ Lemahieu R
Jim Wynn R
Charles Johnson R
Luke Easter L

Lineup vs LHP
LF Gary Sheffield R
1B George Davis S
DH Mike Piazza R
RF Jim Wynn R
CF Mookie Betts R
C Charles Johnson R
SS Troy Tulowitzki R
3B Nolan Arenado R
2B DJ Lemahieu R
Bench vs LHP
Xander Bogaerts R
Joe Morgan L
Cliff Floyd L
Charlie Blackmon L
Luke Easter L

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe


Seagoats take Dizzy Trout, who goes in SP2. FairGame is up.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

mrnoun posted:


I wish my pitching had held up. I wanted Lyman Bostock here.


Mine hasn't either but my outfield is worse.

Pianosa takes 1978 Lyman Bostock, sending Cesar Cedeno to AAA. Bostock becomes RF in all lineups. Platoons are Van Slyke/Otis in CF, Brett/Torre at 1b, Chavez/Molitor at 3b, Molitor/Ellis at 2b, Brock/Cepeda at DH

We move to a 11 man pitching staff with Tudor odd man out in order to have a roster spot for backup C Jason Kendall

Moleboy
Apr 20, 2011

Looksy
-Hindsight-

Looking Back, I am sure of 2 things:
1. I should have found the thread before it finished
2. Grimper may have actually done one or two things wrong


Can you please swap Greenwell for Lemon and see if his bat can hold up?

Thanks.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander


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FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Here are some defensive stats. That oughta hold those SOBs.

Also Pianosa returns Mark Ellis to the depths of AAA and recalls Tommy Herr to serve the same role.




































habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

League 2

: Nice work, mes amis, we haven't been only two games under .500 since April!

: Tex, Tommie, come join me for some brewskis in the AAA club. They keep telling me that my annual membership doesn't mean I can use their offices as a club, but they ain't changed the locks since last time and both of ya look like you could use some "attitude adjustment."

: Dom, grab a seat and regale these folks on the bench how Mama DiMaggio used to get after your brother when he was a wee scamp.

Andre Dawson to CF, Dom DiMaggio to Bench, Tommie Agee to AAA
Tex Hughson to AAA, Nolan Ryan to SP5

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Jan 5, 2023

Faustoan Bargain
Dec 24, 2009

I'd sell my soul for a pitcher with a power sinker...


League 1
Eddie Murray is a failure and it's time I accept that. Jim Thome as daily DH.
Miguel Tejada to minors, Asdrubal Cabrera up

VS LHP
CF Kenny Lofton
SS Asdrubal Cabrera
RF Manny Ramirez
LF Albert Belle
DH Jim Thome
1B Carlos Santana
2B Carlos Baerga
C Yan Gomes
3B Evan Longoria

VS RHP
CF Kenny Lofton
DH Jim Thome
C Carlos Santana
1B Jason Giambi
LF Albert Belle
RF Manny Ramirez
3B Evan Longoria
SS Asdrubal Cabrera
2B Jason Kipnis

Please send Joe Smith and Mark Mulder to minors; Jeff Tam up as new setup man; Charles Nagy up as SP3

Please let me know if I screwed something up there, I think I moved all the deck chairs into available spots.

Thanks!

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
League 2


It is with a heavy heart that I must swap Johan Santana and Cliff Lee at SP1 and LR

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Since I was looking for my own enjoyment, rating included for lols:
League 2 ERA Leaders (qualifying, so at least 75 IP)
2.22 Greg Maddux (81)- Marmolads
2.52 Nolan Ryan (80)- Landers
2.71 Clayton Kershaw (82) - Llamas
2.86 Jacob deGrom (82)- Dragons
2.97 Schoolboy Rowe (82)- Interceptors
3.02 Jack Morris (79)- Erstwhiles
3.05 Tom Seaver (87)- Diamond Joes
3.09 Felix Hernandez (80)- Marmobois
3.11 Brandon Webb (77)- Schizoid Men
3.31 Randy Johnson (80)- Erstwhiles

note: Kenta Maeda of the Ents has a 2.53 ERA in 74.2 IP, or .1 IP less than he'd need to qualify.

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