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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Looking forward to all the quality schadenfreude content as people try to use them as boats

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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Azhais posted:

Looking forward to all the quality schadenfreude content as people try to use them as boats trucks

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I wonder how much the truck will even retail for, besides too much.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1494400631712501764

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Stopped clocks, etc etc

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007


to some degree he's not wrong about that, angry people are more likely to say something than people who are pleased

but....if you don't pay attention to why they're upset you're not going to make any headway

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Man that whole mars catalog dude is such a suck.

It's pretty funny looking in the replies and seeing a bunch of twitter heavy hitters just dumping on his rear end

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

QuarkJets posted:

https://twitter.com/Tillsbury1/status/1609432533518909441

Love fantasizing about taking the side mirrors off my truck to make it look cool (???)

I'm half-picturing CyberTrucks becoming the new Dodge Viper, terrifying roads as they dock with the nearest tree at high velocity in self-immolating battery fires.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Hoping for some firey Hummer EV/Cybertruck crashes. Just let them take each other out.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1607653474254327809?s=46&t=kvdF-G1jKwrhMChbZc72jA

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I'm half-picturing CyberTrucks becoming the new Dodge Viper, terrifying roads as they dock with the nearest tree at high velocity in self-immolating battery fires.

The original Viper was insane. No windows, no locks, no airbags, no traction control, no ABS, no AC; a V10 engine.

It was a safety and comfort nightmare but it delivered on what it promised.

Elon could never have a similar success because be constantly over promises and under delivers. The pros of whatever the cyber truck ends up being will not outweigh the cons.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

imagine performatively putting a copy of the loving constitution next to your bed. jesus christ lol

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
Yeah, but

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1495228461350227968

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



"twitter needs a constitution" is some nonsense. Companies have their own mission statements, constitutions or articles of association. Just rewrite it if you don't like it!

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

I'm half-picturing CyberTrucks becoming the new Dodge Viper, terrifying roads as they dock with the nearest tree at high velocity in self-immolating battery fires.

The spoilers on the lamborghini countach were illegal for them to put on because they eliminated what little rear visibility it had. But they got around it by having some dude fit it on in the parking lot with a screw driver after u bought it.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Buce posted:

imagine performatively putting a copy of the loving constitution next to your bed. jesus christ lol

It’s because performatively putting a fake gun and a mass produced gift shop flintlock on his bed side table didn’t work.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If I was Elon musk I would sleep next to my wife who didn't leave me instead of a copy of the constitution but to each their own

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/NeillBlomkamp/status/1609651050168061953

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Invisible woke antifa bullets

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

truly his VFX are top notch

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


The Saddest Rhino posted:

"twitter needs a constitution" is some nonsense. Companies have their own mission statements, constitutions or articles of association. Just rewrite it if you don't like it!

No, you see, the entire internet needs to be brought under a certain ruleset.

One that says you cant mute or block me and that i can say the N-word

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Buce posted:

imagine performatively putting a copy of the loving constitution next to your bed. jesus christ lol

also not even a natural born cit.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

PhazonLink posted:

also not even a natural born cit.

non american chuds are the most dangerous chuds

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
you OSHA loving SJWs said you want to not die in a fire.

you want windows or not?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

awesome-express posted:

Eh EVs aren’t clearcut in terms of environmental impact. Zero emissions from the vehicle? Sure, but manufacturing them, including mining the lithium has a larger carbon footprint than manufacturing an ICE car. Plus what happens when the EV is junked. Batteries are toxic and recycling them is also carbon intensive.

Edit: that aaaaand the other can of worms that is the source of the electricity lol

As a third order problem as well the supporting infrastructure for cars is poo poo and cars break it relatively quickly

Damage to surfaces scales at something like the 4th power of the axle weight

It's why concrete bike lanes last forever and there are always roadworks on highways

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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PhazonLink posted:

also not even a natural born cit.

Ge grifted his way to world's richest man and then lost it all out of vanity. He's the embodiment of the American dream.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Buce posted:

imagine performatively putting a copy of the loving constitution next to your bed. jesus christ lol

Of course not a single crease on the spine from being opened. Same for the Washington book.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/bitcoinbitten/status/1605824854241837056
no response to that btw.. so i guess he took delivery...

https://twitter.com/bitcoinbitten/status/1609455489171214337

if he only used bitcoin. i hear bitcoin fixes this.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgrX7uOZqHI

Charles Ford
Nov 27, 2004

The Earth is a farm. We are someone else’s Ford Focus.

PhazonLink posted:

also not even a natural born cit.

I just naturalised recently, in the "ceremony multimedia presentation" which was just an envelope containing some printed material and a tiny flag, as the whole thing was done in the USCIS car park, they included a little educational leaflet containing the entire constitution for you to read if you somehow desire. It kind of amuses me that Musk went out of his way to buy a full, book copy of something he probably already got for free.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

alpaca diseases posted:

The visionary list makes sense when you account for the fact he’s from the hyperfascist dimension

maybe, but also one of the non-mirror characters went to



sooo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Charles Ford posted:

I just naturalised recently, in the "ceremony multimedia presentation" which was just an envelope containing some printed material and a tiny flag, as the whole thing was done in the USCIS car park, they included a little educational leaflet containing the entire constitution for you to read if you somehow desire. It kind of amuses me that Musk went out of his way to buy a full, book copy of something he probably already got for free.

It's called a parking lot not a car park you loving foreigner

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Nooner posted:

It's called a parking lot not a car park you loving foreigner

:wow:

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
I still don't get the appeal of the Cyber truck when it doesn't even look cyberpunk.

Meanwhile, Hyundai teases us with the N74 concept car.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


jadebullet posted:

I still don't get the appeal of the Cyber truck when it doesn't even look cyberpunk.

Meanwhile, Hyundai teases us with the N74 concept car.


Yeah this thing is amazing. Like, they really loving killed it on design.

Cybertruck is not only ugly, it's bad at being a truck.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

jadebullet posted:

I still don't get the appeal of the Cyber truck when it doesn't even look cyberpunk.

Meanwhile, Hyundai teases us with the N74 concept car.


noice

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
N74 looks amazing but I would love to see it try to navigate the slightest of driveway inclines.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Cybertruck will never be street legal in Europe. The body and the "shatter proof" glass would never in a million years pass road safety evaluation. Plus any self driving is off the table as well. Thank god.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

ReidRansom posted:

Yeah this thing is amazing. Like, they really loving killed it on design.

Cybertruck is not only ugly, it's bad at being a truck.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a40065530/delorean-dmc-12-twin-turbo-bring-a-trailer-auction/

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Elder Postsman posted:

maybe, but also one of the non-mirror characters went to



sooo

I've chosen to believe that it's X Æ A-Xii Musk Junior High School.

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