The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mini-brains-grown-stem-cells-developed-eyes-can-sense-light-180978478/

# ? Jan 1, 2023 22:54

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:23

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Your brain may very well have grown eyes too, they just can't see anything because it's dark in there.

# ? Jan 1, 2023 22:56

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Your brain may very well have grown eyes too, they just can't see anything because it's dark in there.

Nothing a little trepanation can't fix.

# ? Jan 1, 2023 23:00

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

# ? Jan 1, 2023 23:23

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

# ? Jan 2, 2023 01:35

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

DrPossum posted:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mini-brains-grown-stem-cells-developed-eyes-can-sense-light-180978478/

Brain eyes, eh?

# ? Jan 2, 2023 03:45

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Dick Fontaine posted:

Brain eyes, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3D9O9vrDjw

# ? Jan 2, 2023 18:54

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/haggardbroad/status/1609707859352387586?t=ynOhDQbEYW429vv2Z8HlUg&s=19

# ? Jan 3, 2023 00:59

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:05

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Scratch Monkey posted:

What does that even mean? :what:

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:23

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Sleepwear?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:25

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Cocaine Bear posted:

Sleepwear?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:26

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

It's a regular company that imports clothes from Bangladesh. Their unique selling proposition is that their social media accounts will refrain from posting anything that could indicate a support for minority rights or other progressive ideas.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:35

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

GABA ghoul posted:

It's a regular company that imports clothes from Bangladesh. Their unique selling proposition is that their social media accounts will refrain from posting anything that could indicate a support for minority rights or other progressive ideas.

Classy.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:22

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

The Conquest posted:

"Look, husband. Defence Minister Shoigu's compensation for the loss of Sasha and Misha has arrived."

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:26

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Tarquinn posted:

What does that even mean?

It probably means the CEO was at the Jan 6 insurrection

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:34

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:43

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

codo27 posted:

She sets my heart all aflutter

# ? Jan 3, 2023 19:44

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Minneapolis airport men's room at it again

# ? Jan 3, 2023 19:51

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Larry Craig running for president 2024 confirmed

# ? Jan 3, 2023 20:15

Methylethylaldehyde: Oct 23, 2004; BAKA BAKA

Azhais posted:

Minneapolis airport men's room at it again

Look man, sometimes someone just wants to take a heinous poo poo with the door open, and not get arrested, like last time. Booking the whole room for a private event was the only way the airport authority would ok it.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 21:15

Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

Azhais posted:

Minneapolis airport men's room at it again

drat, didn't know the gloryhole needed a reservation.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 21:38

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Azhais posted:

Minneapolis airport men's room at it again

Demand outpaced supply at the dicksucking factory again I see.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 21:39

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Some folks want to toe tap in peace.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 22:06

A Pack of Kobolds: Mar 23, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

Some folks want to toe tap in peace.

The Idaho Wide-stance Tapdance

# ? Jan 3, 2023 22:55

koshmar: Oct 22, 2009; i'm not here

this isn't happening

Azhais posted:

Minneapolis airport men's room at it again

I want to know why there are so many private events hosted at an airport that they made signs. Do people celebrate their birthdays at the Chilis in Minneapolis airport?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 22:56

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006

koshmar posted:

I want to know why there are so many private events hosted at an airport that they made signs. Do people celebrate their birthdays at the Chilis in Minneapolis airport?

The saddest conference center.

https://www.mspairport.com/conference-center

# ? Jan 3, 2023 22:59

Cacafuego: Jul 22, 2007

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

The saddest conference center.

https://www.mspairport.com/conference-center

Iirc, the airport in Wichita, KS was advertising a meeting room at the airport when I was flying through there a bunch a few years ago. I don�t see it online anymore, so maybe the lack of enthusiasm for it allowed them to shut it down.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 23:20

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Imagine flying in to a city only to never leave the airport and fly back

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:23

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Tiny Timbs posted:

Imagine flying in to a city only to never leave the airport and fly back

There are a lot of cities where this is absolutely the correct move.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:29

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Also if it's an international airport and the conference center is in the area before you leave customs, that counts as like international waters or something. ANYTHING GOES!!!

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tiny Timbs posted:

Imagine flying in to a city only to never leave the airport and fly back

A lotta cities nicest place is the airport

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:33

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

# ? Jan 4, 2023 04:36

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 05:29

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

drat, that is at LEAST a $16 value!

# ? Jan 4, 2023 05:33

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

additional blue checkmarks for every toddler your cybertruck mows down in FSD

# ? Jan 4, 2023 05:35

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Putting blue check stickers in the back window of your Tesla like they're your stick figure family

# ? Jan 4, 2023 05:37

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.