Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

nesamdoom posted:

I wanted to try vaping liquor, but wasn't gonna spend $40 on some bullshit. So I cleaned out a lightbulb as my midwest training taught me and I can say the shots of vodka I took between methbulbing vodka did way more to get me hosed up. In summation, it's not worth the effort to vape alcohol. Although, if you got a syringe and some everclear... ABV off the charts when ya skip the liver(please, I really like this site(users) and hopefully nobody ever, even a small bit, thinks this is a good idea).

TCC doesn't usually leak like this

# ? Jan 2, 2023 18:40

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# ? May 26, 2024 02:22

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Open your mouth. Put the alcohol into your mouth. Swallow the alcohol. This is drinking.

Do not make the alcohol into vapour. Do not pump the alcohol into your bottom. Drink the alcohol.

# ? Jan 2, 2023 19:35

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Eyeball shots! Get your droppers!

# ? Jan 2, 2023 19:48

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Halloween Jack posted:

Open your mouth. Put the alcohol into your mouth. Swallow the alcohol. This is drinking.

Do not make the alcohol into vapour. Do not pump the alcohol into your bottom. Drink the alcohol.

I see, I should fashion some sort of a hose and siphon contraption to pour a steady stream of liquor past the esophagus and straight into my stomach, that could work.

# ? Jan 2, 2023 19:53

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Brawnfire posted:

Eyeball shots! Get your droppers!

real ones pressure blast Russian research chemicals into their sinus cavities.

# ? Jan 2, 2023 19:58

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Is this gonna be the first food thread to get moved into the drug forum? :munch:

# ? Jan 2, 2023 19:58

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

Slurpin' on bacteria-tinged ramyun on a bacteria-tinged bare mattress.

# ? Jan 2, 2023 20:07

Sekhmnet: Jan 22, 2019

Halloween Jack posted:

Do not pump the alcohol into your bottom. Drink the alcohol.

Shut up, MOM. ILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU! NEVER!

# ? Jan 2, 2023 21:04

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

uber_stoat posted:

No doubt this guy has posts in some incel forum somewhere online whining about no woman wanting to date him.

# ? Jan 2, 2023 21:13

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

I like how he's apparently just eating on a bare mattress.

# ? Jan 2, 2023 21:17

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Iron Crowned posted:

I like how he's apparently just eating on a bare mattress.

He soaked the sheets eating the last bowl, so he stripped the bed.

No, he didn't spill it, I didn't say he spilled the noodles.

# ? Jan 2, 2023 21:39

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire posted:

Eyeball shots! Get your droppers!

oh poo poo are we joosin?

# ? Jan 2, 2023 21:53

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

I knew guys in college who would snort vodka. Seemed like a bad time.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 02:59

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Desert Bus posted:

I knew guys in college who would snort vodka. Seemed like a bad time.

Should have just butt chugged, probably would have burned less.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 04:36

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/MythicalChef/status/1291442472480944128

# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:05

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

I'll allow it

# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:22

Grognan: Jan 23, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

I think that is pork?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:24

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I think that I spork? :fork:

# ? Jan 3, 2023 09:33

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

SlothfulCobra posted:

https://twitter.com/MythicalChef/status/1291442472480944128

Wheres the cheese

# ? Jan 3, 2023 09:50

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

The last video I saw from Mythical Josh was Fruity Pebbles + DiGiorno, that grilled cheese ramen actually looks pretty good even with the Flamin' Hot Cheeto Noodles

/e: The cheese is in the broth, obviously

stringless has a new favorite as of 10:20 on Jan 3, 2023

# ? Jan 3, 2023 10:16

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

There's also cheese around the pork in the grilled cheese sandwich. I would annihilate that ramen.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 10:30

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

wetburger and consequences :nws:

for consequences.

https://i.imgur.com/AUIX7GC.mp4

# ? Jan 3, 2023 10:34

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

To be clear, that's not a grilled cheese, it's a melt.

Very important distinction.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 10:36

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Pretend I posted the Grilled Cheese Copypasta. :v:

My boss at my old workplace ordered a special whiskey for me during a work lunch. It was a very wide glass with a little of very hot whiskey, and a coaster on top keeping it sealed. You'd remove the coaster before taking a sip.

I'd describe the experience as deeply unpleasant.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 12:31

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Antigravitas posted:

I'd describe the experience as deeply unpleasant.

Yes you already mentioned it was whiskey

# ? Jan 3, 2023 12:36

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A GRILLED CHEESE INTO MY VCR

# ? Jan 3, 2023 12:37

Grab Im Moor: Apr 4, 2022

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DOo9E7j.mp4

This reminds me of the Trolli burgers.

The buns are soft gelatin candy and the toppings are chewy wine gummy.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:06

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

axolotl farmer posted:

wetburger and consequences for consequences.

https://i.imgur.com/AUIX7GC.mp4

circle of life burger

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:16

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SlothfulCobra posted:

https://twitter.com/MythicalChef/status/1291442472480944128

OHHH
YEAHH

e,c:

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 15:44 on Jan 3, 2023

# ? Jan 3, 2023 15:11

Mymla: Aug 12, 2010

"enjoy"

# ? Jan 3, 2023 15:52

GoodyTwoShoes: Oct 26, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

e,c:

Mom had the orange-jello version of this recipe. If you skip the cottage cheese, it's a great dessert. I have no idea why adding cottage cheese suddenly turns it into "salad."

# ? Jan 3, 2023 21:06

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

GoodyTwoShoes posted:

Mom had the orange-jello version of this recipe. If you skip the cottage cheese, it's a great dessert. I have no idea why adding cottage cheese suddenly turns it into "salad."

What? We always had it with cottage cheese but as a dessert dish, since the cheese is just there for general creaminess. It's great :ssh:

# ? Jan 3, 2023 21:13

GoodyTwoShoes: Oct 26, 2013

Captain Hygiene posted:

What? We always had it with cottage cheese but as a dessert dish, since the cheese is just there for general creaminess. It's great

Mom always served it as a salad. No clue as to why, except that everything with jello was called a salad? It was mid-1980s, but I think she found the recipe in an older cooking magazine.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 21:21