MNF 1/2 Bills Bengals GDT On Monday Night

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Bills? Bengals? This poll is closed.
Bills	9	23.68%
Bengals	7	18.42%
Billgals	9	23.68%
Bengills	13	34.21%
Total:	25 votes

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Jesus loving Christ...

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:09

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 04:03

Ishin: Dec 31, 2008; ~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Number19 posted:

Like my fantasy championship is on the line with me needing Allen to play a normal rear end and I don�t loving care

Call the game, there no way anyone can play

Same with some bengals and who the gently caress cares, call this poo poo off.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:09

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

I've never seen something so awful on a football field. That poor kid. Just looked like a normalish play too.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:09

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

great now I gotta see booger's fingers?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:09

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Ishin posted:

"The players are blocking our prying eyes!"

That�s what the Skycam is for

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:10

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Uhhh. CPR for 9 minutes does not sound good.

There's no way in hell they can play the rest of this game, just no way at all.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:10

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

I'm fuckin sick man

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:10

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

never thought i'd say this but just run loving commercials. Don't put these poor analysts through this

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:10

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Fabrice Muamba comes to mind.

I immediately thought of that as well. Watching that live was terrifying

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:10

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Paracausal posted:

great now I gotta see booger's fingers?

This got me to laugh in spite of the situation so I think you.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:10

Rags to Liches: Mar 11, 2008; future skeleton soldier

I don�t see how the game doesn�t get called off at this point jesus

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:10

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Number19 posted:

Joe Buck is almost crying

It�s bad goons

Like a dozen players on the field were openly crying too. Never seen that, not that many

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:11

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

It looked like maybe Higgins� helmet got him on the chin?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:11

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Do they pull an Owen Hart and just keep playing? How can they?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:11

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Paracausal posted:

can only think aneurysm or some kind of effect on the carotid

an Australian cricket player died on the field after being hit in the head in such a way that the vertebral artery was compressed

anyway, hope hamlin recovers

There was also a Japanese pro wrestler who broke his neck after what was a regular looking bump, but he hadn't taken a rest in thirty years.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Paracausal posted:

can only think aneurysm or some kind of effect on the carotid

an Australian cricket player died on the field after being hit in the head in such a way that the vertebral artery was compressed

anyway, hope hamlin recovers

when my dad ran a JCC, one day a kid just fell down and died mid-basketball game, sometimes people do just have something pop for no good reason

I really hope it's not that or, at least, it's like when Jerry Lawler had a heart attack that absolutely would have been fatal, except that it happened mid-broadcast of Monday Night Raw and so there was an ambulance crew right on call

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:11

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Rags to Liches posted:

I don’t see how the game doesn’t get called off at this point jesus

There is no way in hell this will happen

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:11

Number19: May 14, 2003; HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH

They are talking like this is a eulogy

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:11

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Being given oxygen on the field?

Call this loving game you loving ghouls.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:11

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Wheres Fiz to tell us this guy is ok

Fiz tell us hes ok

..fiz?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:11

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

I mean the entire tackle seemed pretty standard to me, I'm utterly baffled

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:12

GaiaShell: Mar 11, 2002

Yeah I just turned it off, can't watch after that. My worst thought is some artery or something severed inside, god I hope that's not what happened

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:12

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

A goddamned 747 could crash into the stadium and as long as the field doesn't get hosed up the game will continue

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:12

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

*tunes in late*

what teh gently caress!!!!! :ohdear:

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:12

Carnotaurus: Feb 27, 2006; meat-eating bull

Seems similar to Chuck Hughes. Just suddenly to collapsing after a play.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:12

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Yeah the tackle looked relatively harmless. Super weird.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:12

adaz: Mar 7, 2009

https://twitter.com/JayMorrisonATH/status/1610096296559255554

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:12

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

So yeah. At least he's "stable" enough to put in the ambulance. It's that a relative good?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

Kilometers Davis: Jul 9, 2007; They begin again

Relentlessboredomm posted:

gently caress. i thought football would be a nice distraction after finding out a friend and a genuinely great man i knew died alone by a pool after slipping and cracking his head.

i hope this dude's ok. jesus. just survive man

Really sorry to hear about your friend. I don�t know you but love ya bud.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

christian eriksen was less than 2 years ago. really hoped to never see anything like this again

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

adaz: Mar 7, 2009

Ches Neckbeard posted:

So yeah. At least he's "stable" enough to put in the ambulance. It's that a relative good?

well uh, I'm not sure in NFL games but EMTs can't pronounce people dead so they transport people to the hospital sometimes so doctors can do it. NFL has doctors on the field of course...

no idea. man i hope he's ok

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Scarabrae posted:

ikr this is america after all

They called an NHL game two years ago because someone had a cardiac event on the bench, so isn't without recent precident

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Holy gently caress, I just heard. They had to give the guy CPR on the field?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

So yeah. At least he's "stable" enough to put in the ambulance. It's that a relative good?

I mean, no not really.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Abugadu posted:

It looked like maybe Higgins� helmet got him on the chin?

it's nobody's fault that this happened but goddamn I'm upset about it. That collision didn't seem to be that big of a deal at first glance but the more I see the more I can be convinced he was hit at just the right angle.

gently caress, I hope he did not die on the field

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Chinatown posted:

*tunes in late*

what teh gently caress!!!!!

Totally normal tackle, defender gets up and immediately collapses. CPR starts

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

bucksmash posted:

Yeah I just turned it off, can't watch after that. My worst thought is some artery or something severed inside, god I hope that's not what happened

yea like some freak rear end aortic dissection

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

GaiaShell: Mar 11, 2002

Ches Neckbeard posted:

So yeah. At least he's "stable" enough to put in the ambulance. It's that a relative good?

Really hope it's something with good news, but sometimes they do that so they don't announce a corpse is being removed...

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:13

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Ches Neckbeard posted:

So yeah. At least he's "stable" enough to put in the ambulance. It's that a relative good?

I hope the answer is "yes" but my totally ignorant rear end doubts it.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:14

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MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004

Breaking: the dolphins staff has cleared Hamlin to return to the game.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 03:14

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