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Bills? Bengals?
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Bills 9 23.68%
Bengals 7 18.42%
Billgals 9 23.68%
Bengills 13 34.21%
Total: 25 votes
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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Things are probably very different in a stadium on national TV compared to what we do but being loaded onto the ambulance is a good thing so here's hoping

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Scarabrae posted:

I mean the entire tackle seemed pretty standard to me, I'm utterly baffled

loving with the head is a very, very scary thing to do. It's why I'm extremely careful about falling. Take a hit to the head the wrong way and you can go to sleep and just never wake up again.

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari

haljordan posted:

There is no way in hell this will happen

I may be naive, but I assume the NFL has a risk management division who have already mapped out what to do if a player is killed on the field.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Kalli posted:

Holy gently caress, I just heard. They had to give the guy CPR on the field?

For a long time. Like 10 minutes. Not looking good.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

wandler20 posted:

Do they pull an Owen Hart and just keep playing? How can they?

I know it’s easy to say this and being pessimistic and jaded is the path or least resistance, but the NFL is beyond loving morally bankrupt. You are living in a bubble if you don’t think financials plays a massive part or the majority of what NFL heads are thinking about.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Ches Neckbeard posted:

So yeah. At least he's "stable" enough to put in the ambulance. It's that a relative good?

I sadly have bad news about that. Unstable people are loaded into ambulances all the time.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Buck is barely keeping it together, Jesus.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Ches Neckbeard posted:

So yeah. At least he's "stable" enough to put in the ambulance. It's that a relative good?

You put people in an ambulance in all states

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






daslog posted:

I may be naive, but I assume the NFL has a risk management division who have already mapped out what to do if a player is killed on the field.

Yeah and #1 on that list is "finish the game"

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Field is empty. Players back on their sides of the field.

No ambulance to be seen.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Ches Neckbeard posted:

So yeah. At least he's "stable" enough to put in the ambulance. It's that a relative good?

Oh definitely, if you die they come out and get a different car

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you always knew it's what would happen in this situation but putting the players through the rest of the game is immensely hosed up

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Jeez, I tuned out for a while and someone literally died :wtf:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You can just.. Stop. Stop playing. Go back to the locker rooms. Sit on the B midfield. Anything.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
You can't compartmentalize this in under 15 loving minutes. You just can't.

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

So aortic aneurysm or tension pneumo? I'm thinking AAA

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Did someone just die on the field? Are they seriously gonna restart this game?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Wow they're not calling the loving game huh

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Cavauro posted:

you always knew it's what would happen in this situation but putting the players through the rest of the game is immensely hosed up

But it's football so we shouldn't have an opinion about it

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Are we still watching this? Should I close the thread?

gently caress, I post these to decompress and post like an rear end I'm sure as hell not feeling that now.

This sucks.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

MrLogan posted:

Breaking: the dolphins staff has cleared Hamlin to return to the game.

gently caress

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Prob best I don't post for this GDT, pz.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Allen is shellshocked :(

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Did someone say he was stable? Or the fact that the ambulance is leaving has provided that assumption, because if he's dead they aren't going to just leave him there all night.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

postpone this poo poo

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kalli posted:

Holy gently caress, I just heard. They had to give the guy CPR on the field?
For 9 minutes. Guy got hit, got up, then fell back down. It's unprecedentedly awful.

MrLogan posted:

Breaking: the dolphins staff has cleared Hamlin to return to the game.
thank you for this very dark laugh

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
We ain’t gonna know they gonna keep this under wraps.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

play the game tomorrow, when nobody can die from playing football

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Jesus Christ what the gently caress happened guys

Mcqueen
Feb 26, 2007

'HEY MOM, I'M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!'


Soiled Meat
What a terrible thing to see and goddamn that poor man’s family and friends. Pray to god he lives.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

I’m, uhhh, just going to do something else tonight….

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Oh definitely, if you die they come out and get a different car

Yup and in stadiums all they have are those little bullpen cars so it's super hosed up

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
CALL THE loving GAME YOU IDIOTS

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I should go to bed anyway as I gotta catch a flight tomorrow morning.



:lmao: They're going to try to continue playing the game.

We're all a bunch of degenerates.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

NFL please just call them and stop it.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
loving call it

forfeit if you have to



good

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Look at the coaches faces. They know there’s no way

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
"Temporarily suspended"

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
the coaches should just agree to a tie

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

mcdermott just called everyone into the locker room

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