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Bills? Bengals?
This poll is closed.
Bills 9 23.68%
Bengals 7 18.42%
Billgals 9 23.68%
Bengills 13 34.21%
Total: 25 votes
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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Jeremy Renner is still alive, right?

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

This could be just that they have him intubated and are breathing for him. At least I hope so. Traumatic cardiac arrest has a very, very low success rate. Since they were doing compressions for 9 minutes and got a pulse back, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this was a random cardiac event he can recover for and not because of something far worse.

Someone mentioned calling it on the field. Some systems allow it, but in our system if you are doing compressions you need your medical direction to call it by phone or radio. In the cases, we leave the patient as it's for the medical examiner to come. That's definitely not possible in this situation so they absolutely would transport regardless of his status.

Goddamn... I really, really hope he's ok.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Are there any rules for how to proceed in situations like this? Could both teams just say "we agree to a tie" or would the Bills have to forfeit being down?

Watching live gave me Christian Eriksen flashbacks which was horrifying to watch unfold. Hopefully Hamlin will similarly make a full recovery.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Scipiotik posted:

Looks like snowmobile accident.

:wtf: how many celebrity snowmobile accidents were there today?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



RestingB1tchFace posted:

Would it be in bad taste for MNF to start running highlights from the week? The NFL Countdown crew is tough to watch under these circumstances.

Play the Madden retrospective or something.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
ABC now openly calling for cancellation

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Bip Roberts posted:

Jeremy Renner is still alive, right?

yeah hes fine

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!

Also saying they held the ambulance to get his mother onboard. Not sure how to read into that.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The NFL is praying that they can issue some statement saying "ok doctor's say he's stable. now go play" as if that even matters at this point.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Vertical Lime posted:

that reminds me, go watch dark side of the ring about how they continued the ppv after owen hart's accident and death

it'll make you angrier

I didn't buy that ppv, but I remember watching the 10 o'clock news when they teased a wrestler had died in the ring, I said to myself "The bet it's Owen." Carnie poo poo all the way down.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

i’m not surprised the players told the nfl to gently caress off when they told the players they had 5 minutes to get ready. how callous is the nfl to offer them 5 minutes?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
....yikes

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

chamois posted:

yeah hes fine

I mean not fine last I heard.

wedgie deliverer
Oct 2, 2010

Can you imagine cutting to an ad for viagra or some poo poo right here? No advertiser wants their stink on this.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
The only thing I've ever seen like this was Chris Pronger taking a slapshot to the chest and collapsing; thankfully he regained consciousness a minute later (I remembered them doing CPR on him, but apparently looking back at it I was mistaken).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQdGEKSoiw

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Farking Bastage posted:

Also saying they held the ambulance to get his mother onboard. Not sure how to read into that.

It's loving bad. Not to be sharp but absolutely nothing about any of this isn't bad.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Bip Roberts posted:

I mean not fine last I heard.

oh hes actually hosed up drat everybodys dying

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Blind Pineapple posted:

Are there any rules for how to proceed in situations like this? Could both teams just say "we agree to a tie" or would the Bills have to forfeit being down?

That kind of thing can only come from the commissioner. During Bottlegate, the refs tried to call the game with like 20 seconds left and Tagliabue made them get the teams back out there to take a knee

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

doesn't matter but if you were selecting the worst possible crew to sit and talk about this it would definitely include schefter

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”
The best guess form standard of care and what we know is some type of V Fibb which necessitates immediate care.

gently caress the nfl for telling them they had 5 minutes to warm up and resume play. The best thing I’ve seen any coach do in my lifetime is get those teams the gently caress off the field and tell the league to screw.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
I hate this drat 'bust a groove' Apple commercial. Don't know why it irritates me as much as it does.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Cavauro posted:

doesn't matter but if you were selecting the worst possible crew to sit and talk about this it would definitely include schefter

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Pffft, if you go to nfl.com, the front page top article is about Hamlin and then it gets shoved down by a giant WATCH BENGALS VS. BILLS ON NFL+!!!!! ad.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Blind Pineapple posted:

Are there any rules for how to proceed in situations like this? Could both teams just say "we agree to a tie" or would the Bills have to forfeit being down?

Before a game starts, if something happens where a team has to forfeit, it goes down as a 2-0 win for the other team.

In this case, the Bills could refuse to play, and take an L, going in as a 7-3 forfeit.

The Bengals could then refuse the victory and make it a Tie.

The League could also say gently caress you, you're playing tomorrow, RATINGS BABY

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

gently caress that was awful

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
postpone this loving game, buy 24 hours to make a good decision

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Cavauro posted:

doesn't matter but if you were selecting the worst possible crew to sit and talk about this it would definitely include schefter

christ im already just assuming the worst from that weasel

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Kalli posted:

Before a game starts, if something happens where a team has to forfeit, it goes down as a 2-0 win for the other team.

In this case, the Bills could refuse to play, and take an L, going in as a 7-3 forfeit.

The Bengals could then refuse the victory and make it a Tie.

The League could also say gently caress you, you're playing tomorrow, RATINGS BABY

How will this affect gambling

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Cavauro posted:

doesn't matter but if you were selecting the worst possible crew to sit and talk about this it would definitely include schefter

yea the mouthpiece with no moral scruples is absolutely not the little weasel you want talking about traumatic events

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Between this and whatever the gently caress is happening in Miami, I feel like there is enough of a spotlight on player health to have some kind of poo poo happen over the offseason

maybe i'm just being optimistic though i don't know

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

GD_American posted:

The only thing I've ever seen like this was Chris Pronger taking a slapshot to the chest and collapsing; thankfully he regained consciousness a minute later (I remembered them doing CPR on him, but apparently looking back at it I was mistaken).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQdGEKSoiw

Rich Peverley too a few years back. Cardiac arrest right on the bench. Game was canceled

And of course Clint Malarchuk but that was a skate to the throat

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
They saved Christian Eriksen at the euros last year with cpr on the field but he was visibly awake when they got him into the ambulance.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



haljordan posted:

How will this affect gambling

A lot of people are very upset about their fantasty league championships right now and they should be wedgied until they die.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

GD_American posted:

Snowmobile accident.

Jeremy Renner was also seriously injured in a similar accident :(

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

Shinjobi posted:

christ im already just assuming the worst from that weasel

Honestly even his reptile brain has clearly been shocked by this. That’s how bad this is going.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Even IF, and I'm being insensitive at this point but play it out, the dude wakes up and suddenly all his vitals are perfect and he's talking and all that good stuff the emotional whiplash alone of this makes resumption of this game impossible. Just psychologically.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

chamois posted:

oh hes actually hosed up drat everybodys dying

He’s alive, Will live, no one knows how much damage was done to him and if a loving massive treaded machine ran his leg over. Maybe would be dead but his neighbor is a doctor and immediately applied a tourniquet.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

haljordan posted:

How will this affect gambling

Void all bets

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






SalTheBard posted:

Jeremy Renner was also seriously injured in a similar accident :(

I think that was a snowplow

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GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Cavauro posted:

doesn't matter but if you were selecting the worst possible crew to sit and talk about this it would definitely include schefter

I think literally the only worse selection you could pick is Rovell.

At least Schefter is (poorly) mimicking empathy and sober reflection. I half-expected him to list possible free agent safety pickups.

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