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Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Got my yearly reminder to use a light touch on the xanthan gum. Blended awkwardly and I overdosed and created a very spicy, non-Newtonian fluid.

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Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Chad Sexington posted:

Got my yearly reminder to use a light touch on the xanthan gum. Blended awkwardly and I overdosed and created a very spicy, non-Newtonian fluid.

I mean that actually sounds cool as hell. Like, not great to put on a pizza probably, but I think you should still feel a sense of accomplishment for raw Mad Science.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013


From left to right all at 2% salt by weight:
Bad Idea v4, Carolina Reaper, Bhut Jolokia, Moruga Scorpion, with some Cajun Belle, shallot, and garlic so I can actually eat it.

Lemon Hot, Fatalii, Scotch Bonnet, Lemon Drop, lemon zest, garlic.

Lemon drop vinegar, fermented first, then will get the Tabasco vinegar sauce finish.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Jhet posted:

Bad Idea v4, Carolina Reaper, Bhut Jolokia, Moruga Scorpion, with some Cajun Belle, shallot, and garlic so I can actually eat it.



It's straight fire and citrus chile and I have 24oz of it for the year. The only thing I added post ferment was a tiny bit of home made wine vinegar.

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
I got 3 bottles from gifted peppers this year.
I'm a fan and convert of the vacuum seal food saver bag method.

I was lazy and didn't add my normal 10 "secret hobo spices" because I lost my recipe.

It tastes a bit metallic from the amount of reapers but fermenting them with like 8 other kinds of peppers mellowed it to a decent heat.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
Impulse-bought a bottle of Spicy Shark's Hammah Gatah. I'm a fan of everything they've put out over the years and I think that this might be my most favorite-ist super hot sauce ever. To the point where I will probably just buy more of it rather than do my own stuff this year. It uses a blend of different peppers with scorpions as the base and habaneros, reapers, and 7-pots. You get the heat almost immediately and it's sharp without being too brutal and then it sort of builds and then lingers. It's hard to describe but I'd call it a "well-rounded" heat. It doesn't have that overkill unpleasantness that so many extract sauces have. Then there's the flavor which is just fantastic. It's like a cajun roux with a bit of fruit and chocolate and coffee and a splash of acidity. Sweet, savory, umami, and smokey. And it compliments the heat profile really, really well. I can't imagine how many test batches and experimental recipes it took to come up with it. Highly recommended if you're looking for something new.

FreelanceSocialist fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Dec 24, 2022

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
Husband of a coworker who travels through Europe a lot brought me a bottle of his favorite hot sauce from Hungary.

it is absurdly potent and kinda lacks any flavor other than face-melting, but I appreciate the gift. Figured I'd share since this bottle is gonna last me ages given we have like a dozen other various hot sauces lying around at all times

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Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Jhet posted:



From left to right all at 2% salt by weight:
Bad Idea v4, Carolina Reaper, Bhut Jolokia, Moruga Scorpion, with some Cajun Belle, shallot, and garlic so I can actually eat it.

Lemon Hot, Fatalii, Scotch Bonnet, Lemon Drop, lemon zest, garlic.

Lemon drop vinegar, fermented first, then will get the Tabasco vinegar sauce finish.

So what's the go here? Fruit into a bag with 2% salt and then vac-seal?

I've had a go at a wet ferment in a bottle with a weight on the top to keep the fruit under the brine but wasn't really impressed with the results.

Keen to try a different technique.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Capt.Whorebags posted:

So what's the go here? Fruit into a bag with 2% salt and then vac-seal?

I've had a go at a wet ferment in a bottle with a weight on the top to keep the fruit under the brine but wasn't really impressed with the results.

Keen to try a different technique.

That's exactly it. Keep it in a warm and dark place and it should turn into a balloon. I only leave it for a month or two, if you were going to leave it longer you'd want a one way valve in a vacuum container. Add vinegar to make a thinner sauce in the blender.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I finally read this entire thread and all I have to say is Secret Aardvark is really bad. Tastes like the juice from a can of Spaghettios.

Oh I'm also fermenting a batch of lemon aji and pineapple for sauce as we speak. And I made this weirdo last month:



Good thread!

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Soul Dentist posted:

I finally read this entire thread and all I have to say is Secret Aardvark is really bad. Tastes like the juice from a can of Spaghettios.

That just makes it the perfect hot sauce for putting on Spaghettios. I think it's a good extra layer of flavor in a California burrito or on a burger, but there's not a lot of other places I would use it.

Is that just cayenne and tomato? I tend to avoid tomato that isn't roasted and even then I don't do many with tomato. Means I have to get out the hot water bath if I'm doing more than one small jar although I did want to try lacto fermenting tomato juice, so maybe that could be a good way to go with it.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It's cayenne, tomato, garlic, palm sugar, apple cider and sherry vinegars. The peppers and tomatoes were roasted until charred, then just blended up. I didn't ferment that one at all, because some of the cayennes were going south by the time I got to making it (they came from my garden and lasted in my fridge for months)

E: Just made this purchase on recommendation from upthread:

Soul Dentist fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Dec 29, 2022

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

What's a good common hot sauce I should try hot sauce thread?

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
Marie Sharp's habanero pepper sauce

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Crystal, Cholula Green, Yellowbird Serrano Condiment, Valentina Extra Hot, Nando's Piri-Piri, El Yucateco Xtra Hot. Marie Sharp's entire line, Tabasco chipotle.

Except for Crystal they're all at my lovely local grocery store and all worth having. Crystal I gotta go to a different Kroger but it's my favorite Louisiana style (just slightly above Louisiana :ironicat:)

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Lawman 0 posted:

What's a good common hot sauce I should try hot sauce thread?

cholula chili lime

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Valentina and Cholula chili garlic are the sauces I reach for most often.

Though it feels like no store around here has Valentina more than twice and I keep having to look for it. Aldi used to have 32 Oz bottles for $1.87 and I made a pretty big dent in their stock before they finally stopped carrying it.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
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Best daily driver sauces imo:

Vinegar - Valentina's, Habanero & Chipotle Tabasco, Marie Sharp's

Bold flavors - Yucateca XXXtra hot, torchbearer sauces (garlic reaper, headless horseradish), S&B chili and garlic oil

I need to order another big box of torchbearer stuff soon. They make an 'oh my garlic' sauce too that's essentially just the base used in garlic reaper without any heat. I could practically drink that stuff except it's mainly emulsified garlic in oil so I'd probably poo poo my pants.

Totally worth it though

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Marie Sharp’s is good and Melinda’s is bad, correct?

Because my grocery store only had Melinda’s :(

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002

Democratic Pirate posted:

Marie Sharp’s is good and Melinda’s is bad, correct?

Because my grocery store only had Melinda’s :(

Melinda’s is perfectly fine taste wise. I really like their ghost pepper buffalo sauce. It’s the principle of the matter that’s the problem.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
Marie Sharp's habanero pepper sauce is an excellent sauce. Not too vinegary, but got some extra zing from the lime, good sweetness and a little body from the carrots, and lots of great habanero flavor without being too spicy.

If you want something just a bit rounder Marie Sharp's Belizean Heat adds some tomato and a touch of cumin to that recipe. The difference is pretty subtle.

thotsky fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Dec 30, 2022

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
If I had to pick one hot sauce for the rest of my life it would absolutely be Marie Sharp's.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Louisiana: Crystal
Mexican: Valentina extra hot
Habanero: Marie Sharp's makes a lot of different ones but the basic Hab is good.
Caribbean: Matouk's Calypso

rarbatrol
Apr 17, 2011

Hurt//maim//kill.
Seconding Marie Sharp's line of sauces, I haven't been disappointed with any of them. I also recently bought a bottle of Yellowbird habanero condiment sauce, which reminds me of my favorite homemade batch I've done. Good garlic, fruity, and funky fermented flavors.

ExiledTinkerer
Nov 4, 2009
https://thekenyancafe.com/ Very Tasty with Heat being a distance second concern. Honestly my new likely staple so long as the sole local butcher shop keeps inexplicably stocking it and the drought of Piri Piri sauces continues yet again.

Anybody got any contemporary feels for whether Bravado Spice Co's Black Garlic Carolina Reaper and/or Ancho Masala Scorpion Reaper are actually worthwhile for their taste and character or do they ultimately just devolve to Heat Gimmickry?

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008

Pillbug

ExiledTinkerer posted:

https://thekenyancafe.com/ Very Tasty with Heat being a distance second concern. Honestly my new likely staple so long as the sole local butcher shop keeps inexplicably stocking it and the drought of Piri Piri sauces continues yet again.

Anybody got any contemporary feels for whether Bravado Spice Co's Black Garlic Carolina Reaper and/or Ancho Masala Scorpion Reaper are actually worthwhile for their taste and character or do they ultimately just devolve to Heat Gimmickry?

I have a bottle of the black garlic and really like it. It IS very hot, but it also has a ton of flavor. Definitely not just a stunt sauce if that is what you are worried about.

I hadn’t seen the other one you mentioned, and I would love a sauce with a pretty generic Indian masala flavor, but ancho is not the flavor I’m looking for with it. Hmmm.

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

Dr_0ctag0n posted:


Yucateca XXXtra hot


This stuff rocks - really tasty, the right amount of heat.

I wish it came in larger bottles. Seems to be tiny little guys or, via amazon, massive half gallon jugs.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002

ExiledTinkerer posted:

https://thekenyancafe.com/ Very Tasty with Heat being a distance second concern. Honestly my new likely staple so long as the sole local butcher shop keeps inexplicably stocking it and the drought of Piri Piri sauces continues yet again.

Anybody got any contemporary feels for whether Bravado Spice Co's Black Garlic Carolina Reaper and/or Ancho Masala Scorpion Reaper are actually worthwhile for their taste and character or do they ultimately just devolve to Heat Gimmickry?

I have a bottle of the black garlic in the fridge right now and I think it’s too hot. Maybe someone with a much higher tolerance can get enjoyment out of it (like the poster above that I just read after posting this) but for me it’s too hot to add flavor without blowing out what I put it on.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
The thread title always make me chuckle and then think, "Hmm, yes." :hmmyes:

I've had two bags of yellow ajis, 7 pots and ghosts fermenting since October and finally got around to processing them today because they were starting to lose their color. I've got a million bottles bouncing around from the last two years, so I just added a little vinegar and made a single very concentrated bottle. It's basically pure fermented heat right now.

But of course, I then went to do other things and eventually took a shower. An errant ball scratch made me think again about this thread.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Chad Sexington posted:

The thread title always make me chuckle and then think, "Hmm, yes." :hmmyes:

I've had two bags of yellow ajis, 7 pots and ghosts fermenting since October and finally got around to processing them today because they were starting to lose their color. I've got a million bottles bouncing around from the last two years, so I just added a little vinegar and made a single very concentrated bottle. It's basically pure fermented heat right now.

But of course, I then went to do other things and eventually took a shower. An errant ball scratch made me think again about this thread.

caught you slippin'



the Bravado black garlic is very hot but I like the flavor. it's a matter of dialing it in, poison is in the dose.

ExiledTinkerer
Nov 4, 2009
I'm good with heat and have encountered various Reaper and Scorpion sauces before, but flavour is paramount as opposed to capsaicin chasing for the sake of Bigger Number---BUT, I've never been able to have black garlic in any guise despite being a big garlic fan and I'd be pissed if that garlic wasn't Prominent to finally get that sorted. Distant past has seen Ghost Pepper Indian'ish sauces, but this take is a new one.

It helps that both bottles were for cheap(er than otherwise) at a local Marshall's---so current feels has me leaning towards snagging them providing they are still there after a couple weeks of chaos.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

A Tasteful Nude posted:

Via amazon, massive half gallon jugs.

:eyepop:

Can't believe I never thought to check for this. I've got some larger 8oz squeeze bottles too.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
:getin:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

That's a lot of tiger sauce
I think it's good but I've never had any use for it

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Smugworth posted:

That's a lot of tiger sauce
I think it's good but I've never had any use for it

Use it like cajun jerk sauce and grill up a bunch of marinated meats?



*Brought to you buy the person that buys the big pail buckets of Walkerwood jerk marinade because they don't distro here.

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Louisiana: Louisiana (hard to find Crystal here)
Mexican: Tapatio
Carribean: Grace
Peri-peri: Nando's
Habanero: Secret Aardvark
Serrano: Secret Aardvark

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006

Smugworth posted:

That's a lot of tiger sauce
I think it's good but I've never had any use for it

Tiger Sauce is good poured over a block of softened cream cheese for people to dip crackers, chips, and vegetables into.

I just discovered this thread, and I'm so impressed by all the people who make their own hot sauces. I'm not there yet, largely because I'm not into the super-hot stuff like habaneros, ghost peppers, and Carolina reapers. I love hot sauces that have smoky, fruity, and/or sweet elements.

This is what I keep at home most of the time:

Crystal (for when I just want vinegar and heat; so much better than regular Tabasco)

Tabasco Chipotle (so thick and smoky; nothing like regular Tabasco)

Texas Pete Green Pepper Sauce (the best thing to shake onto stewed greens; I keep refilling the bottle with regular white vinegar when it gets low):
https://texaspete.com/shop/green-pepper-sauce/

Mayhem Datil Pepper Hot Sauce (thick, a little sweet, and good with everything):
https://www.savethedatil.com/store/c3/Minorcan

Trader Joe's Italian Bomba fermented Calabrian chile peppers (great spread on sandwiches or added to pasta sauce and meatloaf):
https://spicyfoodreviews.com/2021/03/go-to-hot-sauce-trader-joes-italian-bomba-hot-pepper-sauce

Keith's Burger Sauce (truly perfection on burgers and great on everything else):
https://heatonist.com/products/keiths-burger-sauce

Small Axe Peppers' The Oakland hot sauce, made with California raisins and carrots:
https://heatonist.com/products/small-axe-peppers-california-raisin

About half an hour north of where I live, there is a fabulous little market called Spice Is Nice that only sells spicy foods and hot sauces. I believe he may do mail order sales, but if you can make it to Sanford, Florida, he'll let you sample almost anything in the store. It opened in mid-2022, and it is a real local treasure in a neighborhood full of good restaurants, bars, and breweries.
https://spiceisnicegrocery.com/

The owner also has his own hot sauce brand, Hotter Than El, and I've never been disappointed by any of his flavors.
https://www.hotterthanel.com/sauces

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

Soul Dentist posted:

Crystal, Cholula Green, Yellowbird Serrano Condiment, Valentina Extra Hot, Nando's Piri-Piri, El Yucateco Xtra Hot. Marie Sharp's entire line, Tabasco chipotle.

Except for Crystal they're all at my lovely local grocery store and all worth having. Crystal I gotta go to a different Kroger but it's my favorite Louisiana style (just slightly above Louisiana :ironicat:)

I was going to post almost exactly this, even down to having to go to a different store because my nearest Kroger doesn't carry Crystal.

Get out of my pantry!

Don't sleep on Sriracha or chili crisp either

Oh also the Yellow Bird ghost pepper sauce is excellent on burgers and not too hot for what it is. Their whole line is good IMO.

Rattlehead
Nov 20, 2004
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Can anyone recommend a spicy popcorn seasoning? I can tolerate a lot of heat, but am also looking for something flavorful.

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mischief
Jun 3, 2003

We like the Garlic & Árbol from Bravado Spice for popcorn, especially with a ton of good butter on it. It's not terribly hot but it pairs really well with the sweetness of popcorn.

Goya's Sazonador Total is surprisingly good on popcorn as well but isn't really in the hot sauce spirit of this thread. It is however cheap and available anywhere and also serves to be basically cheat mode on sous vide proteins.

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