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slave to my cravings)
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Oooooh it's a rope Oooooh it's a necktie
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 19:35 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 17:55 |
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it's been said before but nick getting into character with "ooooh" for robin williams and "hohhhh" for chinese guy still gets me every time. most of his homer lines start with "maaaarrge!" too
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 20:16 |
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playing the bill nye intro for the local neighborhood children that love science
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 23:19 |
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slave to my cravings posted:Hey I’m happy to be back in Maryland, Maryland though Nick literally skipping around tom’s CD trying to find a bit and every second or so you hear ‘Maryland though..’ and ‘but, uh’ is so loving funny
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 23:32 |
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Does anyone born in the 21st century use their two digit year of birth at the end of their email address anymore?
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 00:56 |
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Episode 154 nick describes his lizard tongue friend from Austin. He says he’s a little bit autistic but the whole time you’re talkin to him he’s not like “I’m a lizarrrrrd sisssss” This got a good lol out of me
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 03:13 |
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TwoStepBoog posted:Oooooh it's a rope Oooooh it's a necktie Oooh maybe I'll jack offf juuuuuuust a teeny little bit
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 03:28 |
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ben shapino posted:she hosed him
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 04:46 |
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thank you for your service, junpei hyde
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 05:31 |
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nooo duude nooooooo cmon
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 05:53 |
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https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/1609803626343727104?t=mknlkVmWHisoDP9jnm8mrQ&s=19
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:26 |
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/1609803626343727104?t=mknlkVmWHisoDP9jnm8mrQ&s=19 Lmfao
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:28 |
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little tiny suitcase full of dust
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 16:02 |
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And of course he flies virgin
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 16:08 |
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https://twitter.com/Shanemgillis/status/1609784034292285442?t=jBehiWAccKHC0gaq9cbdYg&s=19 Deleted but not forgotten moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jan 2, 2023 |
# ? Jan 2, 2023 17:16 |
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moist turtleneck posted:And of course he flies virgin A simple yet effective reply to him: https://twitter.com/velour_shirt/status/1609804408367480832?s=20&t=HoWX4lEnnbVMfeDMGtFA9A
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 17:39 |
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someone pull up the clip from cumtown of adam talking about how sad it is when comedians use social media to complain to airlines
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 19:09 |
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is that the same one as the one that stav has a big hissy fit because his seat usb doesn't work and takes it all out on some airline attendant that even offered to go charge his phone in a flight attendant only area
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 19:51 |
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"so me and the cool flight attendant were looking at my penis in the mirror"
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 19:54 |
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lol that ep is very funny but it is also annoying because adam was actually right and stav was being a bitch
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 19:57 |
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"it's common loving decency" - a fat man taking up 2 1/2 seats
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 20:23 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 04:14 |
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https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice/status/1610124729226039297?t=gILBG3b0KNYBsMMWP9Ialw&s=19
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 05:12 |
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice/status/1610124729226039297?t=gILBG3b0KNYBsMMWP9Ialw&s=19 lol there we go
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 05:14 |
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Sunk Dunk posted:adam was actually right and stav was being a bitch stav is the protoform of the fat guy they talked about who'd make the flight attendants wipe his rear end. it's just a matter of time
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 05:47 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 06:17 |
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/Shanemgillis/status/1609784034292285442?t=jBehiWAccKHC0gaq9cbdYg&s=19 wtf is this i dont understand it, it's like an optical illusion
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 07:50 |
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice/status/1610124729226039297?t=gILBG3b0KNYBsMMWP9Ialw&s=19 lol
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 08:24 |
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Crespolini posted:stav is the protoform of the fat guy they talked about who'd make the flight attendants wipe his rear end. it's just a matter of time A normal man's reaction to his friend not getting him a breakfast sandwich "Aw, man"
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:33 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:02 |
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I’m imagining Tom hanks saying those words very clearly
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:04 |
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goddamn people read this poo poo?
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:09 |
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holefoods posted:goddamn people read this poo poo? In the book he loving goes to space. https://screenrant.com/forrest-gump-book-astronaut-space-orangutan-ape-sue/ posted:Like in the movie, the book version of Forrest Gump accidentally becomes involved in an anti-war protest, but the consequences for him are a little more dire. Forrest gets sent to a mental hospital for psychiatric observation, whereupon it's discovered that he's an idiot savant with a brain like a computer. This attracts interest from NASA, who make him a deal: if he will fly into space on an experimental mission for them and serve as a backup in case the ship's computer fails, they will make sure he is spared from a prison sentence.
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:32 |
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Forrest fucks A LOT in the book too
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:32 |
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holefoods posted:goddamn people read this poo poo? people liked reading it and watching it so much they read a sequel to that poo poo too
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:34 |
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For me the dumbest thing is that the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company exists in real life because of the movie. Angels in the Outfield poo poo
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:41 |
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Mighty Ducks rear end restaurant
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:41 |
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hosed up they have bubba gump shrimp but how come ive never seen any of gilbert's grapes for sale at the super market hmm?
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:43 |
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That lady ate them all
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:44 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 17:55 |
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if you want to blow your mind check out the plot summary for the sequel, Gump & Co:quote:In 1980, the shrimp market has exploded, and Forrest cannot keep up with the demand. Adding to Forrest's troubles, Lt. Dan sells off his share of the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company and the company eventually goes under. To make ends meet he gets a job as a janitor in a strip club, where he meets a former college football teammate who gets in a tryout for the New Orleans Saints. Forrest is kicked off the team when he's informed that Jenny has died and leaves town for her funeral. Jenny's mother is in poor health and Forrest resolves to earn money to support his son, Forrest, Jr, who only recently became aware that Forrest is his actual father.
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# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:54 |