January Games Chat: Happy New Super Mario Bros

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Infinitum posted:

Star MMO
https://twitter.com/jgerighty/status/1609657216868487169

Doesn't Star Wars already have an MMO? :confused:

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:21

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# ? May 29, 2024 14:07

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Two!

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:22

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Infinitum posted:

Star MMO
https://twitter.com/jgerighty/status/1609657216868487169

Massive is the name of one of Ubisoft's studios, not that it's an MMO.

A Cup of Ramen posted:

Got some examples of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6IpcH_HqzY

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:22

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Massive develops the Division series so it'll probably be a looty shooty with lightsabers.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:28

Mode 7: Jul 28, 2007

#MassiveBlahBores.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:28

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

Zzztar warzzz

# ? Jan 3, 2023 14:44

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/IOInteractive/status/1610282372166991872?t=-A-RMADkLEQtQmrON7PRHw&s=19

The three Hitman games are being combined into a single edition that includes all the base content from the entire trilogy.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 15:38

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Games? In MY New Year???

# ? Jan 3, 2023 15:40

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

Mode 7 posted:

#MassiveBlahBores.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:05

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

It's been nearly 5 years since the first Mario Odyssey trailer dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kcdRBHM7kM

Surely we're past due :ohdear:

Jay Rust posted:

Zzztar warzzz

Star Snores was RIGHT there

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:13

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I've yet to see a game that appeals to me coming out in 2023.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:26

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Infinitum posted:

It's been nearly 5 years since the first Mario Odyssey trailer dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kcdRBHM7kM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih323XXu_3w

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:32

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

Mr Hootington posted:

I've yet to see a game that appeals to me coming out in 2023.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMqvC507g1M

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:32

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Mr Hootington posted:

I've yet to see a game that appeals to me coming out in 2023.

It's ok I combined literally every game coming out in 2023 into one game for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqTJFhbo9zY

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:34

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Infinitum posted:

It's ok I combined literally every game coming out in 2023 into one game for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqTJFhbo9zY

Tag yourself, I'm the electric type used as fishing bait/bomb

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:38

Looper: Mar 1, 2012

Mr Hootington posted:

I've yet to see a game that appeals to me coming out in 2023.

turn your monitor on

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:42

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

External Organs posted:

Tag yourself, I'm the electric type used as fishing bait/bomb

I'm the pikachu being forced to mass produce AK-47s

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:43

CottonWolf: Jul 20, 2012; Good ideas generator

Gripweed posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMqvC507g1M

I really hope this lives up to the original.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:45

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

haveblue posted:

I'm the pikachu being forced to mass produce AK-47s

Goty.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:45

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

haveblue posted:

I'm the pikachu being forced to mass produce AK-47s

Right there with ya :f5h:

# ? Jan 3, 2023 16:48

bone emulator: Nov 3, 2005; Wrrroavr

victrix posted:

my medium hot take for the day: vampire survivors is a significant bellwether for the game industry - but not for games, for gamers

specifically, dopamine poisoning across gaming and social media has become so normalized that an entire game (and now, genre) built around slot machine psychology was destined for widespread success

number go up? player happy

flashing lights go boom? player happy

unlocks and achievements galore? player happy

my opinion on this is almost entirely divorced from the game itself (which is decent) or the genre gold rush (some of which are decent)

it's more just bemusement at how these types of mechanics aren't just encouraged or embraced, they're actively demanded by players, who will complain if a game doesn't have enough grind and isn't repayable for infinity hours

I suppose the success of auto battlers and idle games was sort of a hint at this already, and VS' ability to run on a toaster and an incredibly low cost both helped to grease the tracks

looking forward to Ubisoft or Actibliz's open world AAA clone with loot crates, a battle pass and a cosmetic shop. maybe some nfts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9kXKzYorFo

# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:19

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Mr Hootington posted:

I've yet to see a game that appeals to me coming out in 2023.

i got 110 games in my wishlist coming out in the next year-ish lol

# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:47

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

I could probably name 20 games I want by the end of March lol

# ? Jan 3, 2023 17:56

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Sakurazuka posted:

I could probably name 20 games I want by the end of March lol

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:05

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

Is this the year we get Unlimited SaGa Remastered

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:08

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Waffleman_ posted:

https://twitter.com/IOInteractive/status/1610282372166991872?t=-A-RMADkLEQtQmrON7PRHw&s=19

The three Hitman games are being combined into a single edition that includes all the base content from the entire trilogy.

Soon this chart will be a distant memory...

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:10

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

Lol why would you look forward to buying an upcoming game, you don't even know whether it's good yet, lol lmaos

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:13

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Jay Rust posted:

Lol why would you look forward to buying an upcoming game, you don't even know whether it's good yet, lol lmaos

Beep boop

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:14

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Infinitum posted:

Star MMO
https://twitter.com/jgerighty/status/1609657216868487169

I think this is suppose to be a sandbox survival/crafting game in the Star Wars universe. There was a rumor about it a few years ago.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:16

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Soon this chart will be a distant memory...

oh my god

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:16

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

exquisite tea posted:

Massive develops the Division series so it'll probably be a looty shooty with lightsabers.

I forgot that is what they made. The Division series ended up just being discount Destiny that barely anyone played.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:19

Electric Phantasm: Apr 7, 2011; YOSPOS

Waffleman_ posted:

When Samus' visor is affected by interference, they wanted a static effect, but they didn't have enough space for a full screen texture and if they had done a lower resolution one it would have been all blurry, so what they did was they just rendered the actual code of the game and used the machine code as a static noise texture.

Man reading this and remembering Matt's video on Metroid Prime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuc8X9qKePo

Just makes me appreciate Prime more.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:20

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

I said come in! posted:

I think this is suppose to be a sandbox survival/crafting game in the Star Wars universe. There was a rumor about it a few years ago.

So a mix of Minecraft and Star Wars

StarCraft

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:25

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

The gamer geoguessr site has elden ring now!

https://lostgamer.io/elden-ring

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:31

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I said come in! posted:

I think this is suppose to be a sandbox survival/crafting game in the Star Wars universe. There was a rumor about it a few years ago.

Give me Terra Invicta where you play as Luthen over twenty years

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:35

hatty: Feb 28, 2011; Pork Pro

Jay Rust posted:

The gamer geoguessr site has elden ring now!

https://lostgamer.io/elden-ring

I got 20,000 points in five rounds, better than I thought id do

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:36

AceOfFlames: Oct 9, 2012

I got 20896.

Turns out this type of game isn't that difficult in a world full of giant towers and golden trees to triangulate off of.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:40

Arzaac: Jan 2, 2020

FirstAidKite posted:

Is this the year we get Unlimited SaGa Remastered

Maybe they can remaster the game to be actually good

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:47

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Nintendo lost.
It's back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIHtTl4U4yU

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:49

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# ? May 29, 2024 14:07

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I said come in! posted:

I forgot that is what they made. The Division series ended up just being discount Destiny that barely anyone played.

Both Division games sold over 10 million copies worldwide.

# ? Jan 3, 2023 18:52

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