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Should I step down as head of twitter
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IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
C'mon, you're so close to below $106, keep going....

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Jan 3, 2023

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Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Anyone else feel bad for right wing tech bros clinging on to stock that's tanking while making every excuse for it?

Didn't think so

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So are they gonna have to get Musk's permission to make the movie about this poo poo?

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Musk has already blamed the Fed which is used as code for anti-Semitic folks

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


105~

Do I hear 104?

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Doctor Butts posted:

Musk has already blamed the Fed which is used as code for anti-Semitic folks

But is musk smart enough to know that?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Doctor Butts posted:

Musk has already blamed the Fed which is used as code for anti-Semitic folks

yes and no, in stocks "the Fed" is the fed chair, Jay Powell. He sets the interest rates and does public meetings about them once a month stocks move like crazy when that man speaks.

I *think* he is talking about Jay because he's parroting stock stuff in that context, but I could be giving him too much credit.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

priznat posted:

Thinking about that model3 going down a canyon, and how if it was a cybertruck everyone in it would be smashed into tomato paste. Crumple zones are a wonderful thing!

I desperately want to see what will happen when they crash test a cybertruck

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

IBroughttheFunk posted:

C'mon, you're so close to below $106, keep going....

There's just some braindead fucker pumping money into Tesla stock like a guy bailing out a boat already half under water.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

MJeff posted:

So are they gonna have to get Musk's permission to make the movie about this poo poo?

Yeah it's called Glass Onion.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

CommieGIR posted:

There's just some braindead fucker pumping money into Tesla stock like a guy bailing out a boat already half under water.

His name is elong, don’t be rude

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Never knew a number could be so funny, thanks for making comedy legal again Elon

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Frens

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
people say elon musk is a genius but i wouldn't put too much stock in that

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Azhais posted:

How I mine for fish?
jumps into the water by your lure so you can't click it

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
I'll buy some stock if we can go under 100 because musk will definitely tweet some lie to push it back up to 110ish just long enough for me to make some minor amount of money

(nah, i probably won't)

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Mozi posted:

people say elon musk is a genius but i wouldn't put too much stock in that

I'll put -200 stock into it!

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003


MORE MORE MORE

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

CommieGIR posted:

There's just some braindead fucker pumping money into Tesla stock like a guy bailing out a boat already half under water.

don't call cathie that, she tries her best.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
105.77

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Mozi posted:

people say elon musk is a genius but i wouldn't put too much stock in that

you think NFTs have a use case

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
One stock please

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Hello Sailor posted:

you think NFTs have a use case

Nah dude we're on the cusp of finally decentralizing all finances and contracts we just need the federal government to intervene on our behalf a few dozen more times.

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Tai posted:

Anyone else feel bad for right wing tech bros clinging on to stock that's tanking while making every excuse for it?

Didn't think so

If you hold onto a stock who’s CEO is calling for the arrest of doctors that’s all on you.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
Wheeee!



Edit: Holy poo poo, I had just barely posted this when I checked back and saw that it had almost dipped into $104 range.

Second edit: Well that was fast:

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jan 3, 2023

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

spunkshui posted:

If you hold onto a stock who’s CEO is calling for the arrest of doctors that’s all on you.
To be fair, if you were someone who just believed in Tesla's program and bought stock in about 2014 you were really loving happy about 16 months ago and now you're just doing a lot of day drinking, perhaps even at your 9-5 job.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

hotdog feet posted:

I'll buy some stock if we can go under 100 because musk will definitely tweet some lie to push it back up to 110ish just long enough for me to make some minor amount of money

(nah, i probably won't)

The carcass doesn’t regrow meat after the vultures leave.

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
c'mon baby, almost under 105

Bar Crow posted:

The carcass doesn’t regrow meat after the vultures leave.

yeah, in reality I don't want to tie up any of my money in a company bound to a unstable billionaire horse trader

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
I stepped away and it's in the 104s, holy moly.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



hotdog feet posted:

c'mon baby, almost under 105

Done

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

:toot:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lower

LOWER

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

hotdog feet posted:

I'll buy some stock if we can go under 100 because musk will definitely tweet some lie to push it back up to 110ish just long enough for me to make some minor amount of money

This isn't Microsoft or Walmart, do not do this lol

This kind of thing could just go low and never go back up

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Bar Crow posted:

The carcass doesn’t regrow meat after the vultures leave.

It will grow something though it's been around too long and too viable even parted out. It has to find ground first and will have false bounces as people think this is where you make your stink bid. But eventually it will. Is that 80? 50? 30? 10? Who knows! No one can tell you, but it's probably not here.

And there's also a giant mess of market mechanics from how funds work and how people place bets instead of investments that will be mixing with all this.

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Gotta love the idiots in the comments arguing about what magic number will cause the stock to turn around instead of thinking about the fact that the person running the company is showing his whole rear end to the Internet.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Once it goes under 100, I imagine it will crater even more.

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
calm down, everybody. i couldn't buy tesla stock even if i were that kind of irrational gambler.

all my money is tied up in art supplies that i'll never use

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
No one can tell you because Musk leveraged so much of Tesla on Twitter. The fun part is going to be finding out at what point and what happens when normal investors, board members, Musk, and bag holders sell or are forced to sell.

Nothing like this has happened before.

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