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elon bringing in a new age of apartheid now what do i scroll through while taking a poo poo???
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Jan 4, 2023 09:10
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Booty Pageant posted:elon bring in a new age of apartheid Ponder the mysteries of the universe whilst you poo poo.
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Jan 4, 2023 09:11
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nine-gear crow posted:Ponder the mysteries of the universe whilst you poo poo. Nah, just going to read the back of a shampoo bottle
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Jan 4, 2023 09:12
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Zil posted:Nah, just going to read the back of a shampoo bottle 
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Carlos Lantana posted:lol, this one in geelong caught fire Was there a football match on?
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Jan 4, 2023 09:15
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Crazy Ted posted:Touchscreens are just terrible for cars, period. They require you to take your attention entirely off the road in order to use them. At least with something run by buttons you can memorize where the buttons are and what they do and kind of half-rear end it while you're driving. Not so with a touchscreen. It’s especially dumb because video games have already been there. People will pay extra for a nice feeling controller with tactile buttons to control the thing. Touchscreens have been tried to ambivalent response.
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Jan 4, 2023 09:25
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E the Shaggy posted:I read through the latest Twitter Files just now and have no loving idea where the controversy is, like at all. The Schad is on you, cause you wasted time to do that.
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Jan 4, 2023 09:32
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Also new title idea (related to Tesla stock): Elon Musk: This oval office be happening (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 4, 2023 09:35
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AutismVaccine posted:Also new title idea (related to Tesla stock): God drat , I wish we could put that as the title Jestery fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Jan 4, 2023 |
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Jan 4, 2023 09:44
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Australian Tracer Tong: "JC, the net's going... the net's going black! JC! No more infolinks, transmissions of any kind. We'll start again...live in villages...if you receive this... if you survive... then find us! Find us!"
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Jan 4, 2023 09:51
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AutismVaccine posted:Also new title idea (related to Tesla stock): Isn't South Africa a commonwealth country? I think this should be allowed 
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Jestery posted:God drat , I wish we could put that as the title Be the change you want to see in the world
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mobby_6kl posted:Isn't South Africa a commonwealth country? I think this should be allowed Elmo is more of a curse on the US than anywhere else at this point. And I don't think South Africa is Commonwealth anymore, although I could be mistaken on that. So, that means that Elmo is still the dumbest motherfucker alive. But you still can't use the c-word in this thread.
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Jan 4, 2023 10:08
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mobby_6kl posted:Isn't South Africa a commonwealth country? I think this should be allowed I'll common your wealth
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CaptainSarcastic posted:And I don't think South Africa is Commonwealth anymore, although I could be mistaken on that. It's still Commonwealth. It's not a Commonwealth Realm (aka countries with Charlie on the throne) but it's still in the Commonwealth organisation. The only countries that have permanently left the Commonwealth since it was created are Ireland, who left for obvious reasons, and Zimbabwe, who left after they got suspended for being Bad. A couple of others also got suspended for being bad but they got let back in because MikeJF fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Jan 4, 2023 |
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priznat posted:Seconding, I used to be a huge F1 fan before I kind of drifted away. Thank God they put halos in or you wouldn't be posting then
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Common wealth? That sounds a bit too left for the emerald heir
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Dogmeat posted:all his friends bought doomsday compounds in new zealand a few years ago. he'll probably have to couch surf there sometime when he runs out of other places to not pay rent. There have been studies done on "What happen to New Zealand if the world goes away?" for whatever reason. And the Tl:Dr is that NZ has to import basically everything that's vital to keeping important poo poo working, and it would be utterly hosed.
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Deptfordx posted:There have been studies done on "What happen to New Zealand if the world goes away?" for whatever reason. And the Tl:Dr is that NZ has to import basically everything that's vital to keeping important poo poo working, and it would be utterly hosed. These are people who are convinced they can keep their doomsday compounds under their control for decades too, they're not too bright. (Also if the world ends new zealand would totally nationalise their compounds just to say gently caress you.)
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ellie the beep posted:threads already been over it; certain size trucks are not legally required to have airbags, and the cybertruck counts as a truck of that category this still seems insane to me other big trucks have crumple zones and parts of the frame and body that flex under collisions, which is why the airbag thing kinda makes sense - if you hit something hard enough to where the actual structure of the truck gives way, you're dead anyways with a stressed-skin frame that flexion and energy dissipation is inherently impossible because now any bodywork deformation whatsoever means a total structural failure if you drove two cybertrucks into each other, at low speeds nothing would happen higher speeds and passengers in both vehicles are going to die from having their cerebellum yanked out of the back of their skulls higher speeds to where the structure gives, and both vehicles fail entirely and turn everything inside into goop there's no other outcome airbags are the only safety feature that helps avoid things like basilar skull fracture in a car besides like, a HANS device, which is overkill and also requires a full racing helmet and four-point harness and prevents you from turning your head or being able to reach the stereo
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CatstropheWaitress posted:Sorry for Peterson, but rofl Budget rear end don cherry
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FirstnameLastname posted:this still seems insane to me I can't wait to see the first impact test with a Cybertruck to see the mess it creates of its own interior.
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BigBadSteve posted:Twitter hasn't been working here in Australia, New Zealand too, for the last eight hours. Has musk blamed the electricity yet? I ask because I have this non-chud Uncle, set up a goat farm in Australia, lived on there happily for 30 years, got headbutted in the nuts by a goat, sold the goat farm. Anyway, his excuse for anything was "yeah it's the electricity mate" what is? "wrong frequency so all the fridges broke" "wires came down" "poles caught fire" "I think something snapped"
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Elon Musk: Tesla sunk by tor-pedo guy
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Catastrophe posted:"Update: Tesla driver arrested for attempted murder, child abuse after Devil's Slide plunge" Splicer fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Jan 4, 2023 |
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massive spider posted:It’s especially dumb because video games have already been there. People will pay extra for a nice feeling controller with tactile buttons to control the thing. Touchscreens have been tried to ambivalent response. My first smart phone had a slide out qwerty keyboard and I miss it every drat day. My WPM never recovered.
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Deptfordx posted:There have been studies done on "What happen to New Zealand if the world goes away?" for whatever reason. And the Tl:Dr is that NZ has to import basically everything that's vital to keeping important poo poo working, and it would be utterly hosed. not to mention how these rich billionaires would even protect their compound. (i remember one article where someone who goes in to "consult" rich people on this was asked stuff like, "can i put an electric collar around my security guards to keep them in line")?
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AutismVaccine posted:Also new title idea (related to Tesla stock): Elon Musk: Child Under Navigating Tesla
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grittyreboot posted:My first smart phone had a slide out qwerty keyboard and I miss it every drat day. My WPM never recovered. Same. I'd murder for another good android phone with a slide-out keyboard.  edit:  
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FirstnameLastname posted:this still seems insane to me From everything I've read, the whole "cybertruck won't have airbags" thing was mainly just made up for laughs. The fact that its weight puts it in class 2b doesn't mean it can get away without having them, because 2b is still considered "light duty" (medium starts at class 3, the next one up). The cybertruck, if it ever hits the market, will have airbags. More likely, though, is that the cybertruck never actually hits the market.
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Devils Affricate posted:The cybertruck, if it ever hits the market, will have airbags. More likely, though, is that the cybertruck never actually hits the market. The only way the Cybertruck hits the market is if they dress the market up as a child crossing the road
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Cybertruck features looking great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3r3hBQOHVA E: BBcode is hard Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Jan 4, 2023 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Cybertruck features looking great lmao literally 1 minute later and it's already gone
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QuarkJets posted:lmao literally 1 minute later and it's already gone You gotta click the link my dude. I don't think Elon is taking down clips of the wild thornberries.
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Jan 4, 2023 11:54
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Devils Affricate posted:You gotta click the link my dude. I don't think Elon is taking down clips of the wild thornberries. I did click it, OP edited their post
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QuarkJets posted:I did click it, OP edited their post But they both work 
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The video specifically states it won't play on other sites, aka embeds don't work, click through.
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Catastrophe posted:"Update: Tesla driver arrested for attempted murder, child abuse after Devil's Slide plunge"
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Same. I'd murder for another good android phone with a slide-out keyboard. I see someone’s about to have a fun day at work. CORS, the bane of all web developers. And API developers. E: Isomermaid posted:The only way the Cybertruck hits the market is if they dress the market up as a child crossing the road
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