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Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/TVamp2201/status/1608081123975774208

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I don't know of any dedicated thread for good graphs and charts, so here, have something pretty well done:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Ragnar34 posted:

It's also a misunderstanding of Sanderson's soft-hard magic continuum, which was never meant for any of this, but maybe I only think that because I refuse to read it thoroughly. Offhand it looks like another STEMlord is trying to use familiar frameworks for media criticism without ever wondering why no one's ever thought of that before, sort of like your grandparents watching your favorite comedy TV and laughing at the wrong parts, but I feel like that kind of person would know a silly idea once they saw it on a graph in front of them. Like whenever I finally manage to put an idea into words and realize it's really stupid.

I used to drink at the same poo poo bar as Sanderson in the mid aughts to 2011 or so, and I promise you it’s not being stretched further than he normally speaks of himself and literature as a whole.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
oh then lol, Brandon Sanderson alt spotted.

I was mostly going by what he said in his YouTube lectures about writing fantasy, where he seemed relatively cautious about what his scale is and isn't useful for.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Grassy Knowles posted:

I used to drink at the same poo poo bar as Sanderson in the mid aughts to 2011 or so, and I promise you it’s not being stretched further than he normally speaks of himself and literature as a whole.

Lol he's a mormon and treats characters drinking alcohol in the way an alien would describe it, he's never drunk booze in his life.

Tunicate has a new favorite as of 00:30 on Dec 31, 2022

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Can't post that without the response

https://mobile.twitter.com/reina_sabah/status/1291509085855260672

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Tunicate posted:

Lol he's a mormon and treats characters drinking alcohol in the way an alien would describe it, he's never drunk booze in his life.

You’re right, I’m wrong. A different author was the person I’m thinking of. I don’t read fantasy, wasn’t sober at the time, and didn’t have a mutual respect for this guy so I always mix them up.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Which one? Dude sounds like a delight.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Patrick Rothfuss, and he wasn’t.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/GraphCrimes/status/1609071344955662336

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Grassy Knowles posted:

Patrick Rothfuss, and he wasn’t.
Now that tracks.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

If instead the green countries were shaped like two hands with a golden Haiti as the ring....

piL has a new favorite as of 01:58 on Jan 1, 2023

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

These flat earth theories are getting more complicated.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Australia is one of the biggest and most identifiable shapes on the globe. If I can't spot it at a glance on your chart you hosed up.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


piL posted:

I feel like you're all doing it wrong.



This is a living hell. Always the end of your work week but the weekend never comes.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Zil posted:

This is a living hell. Always the end of your work week but the weekend never comes.
That was a good episode of Farscape.
Or maybe it was a bad episode. I liked that idea anyway.

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

Scarodactyl posted:

That was a good episode of Farscape.
Or maybe it was a bad episode. I liked that idea anyway.

It was a Season One episode. They're all, uh. Ehh. They were finding their feet, y'know?

My favorite part of that episode is how you, the viewer, are wondering exactly how the characters will be clued in, and then suddenly some people grab John off the street and shove a giant white worm into his belly button. "TELL NO ONE OF THIS." And toss him back onto the street.

This is, I believe, also the episode where it's discovered that if Rygel eats certain foods, his urine becomes hypergolic.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

Zil posted:

This is a living hell. Always the end of your work week but the weekend never comes.

I'm not sure I understand what you're getting at.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

piL posted:

I'm not sure I understand what you're getting at.


Oh, is that how your watch looks?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



Paper

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Wait, the slugs do it more than the rats?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Rats are pretty smart. Maybe they realize it's stupid

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
rats are probably just too big for that wheel

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Sagebrush posted:

Rats are pretty smart. Maybe they realize it's stupid

Nah, there's some studies showing that rats can and will run themselves to death even if food is plentiful and using the wheel is not required. I'm guessing the wheel size and location (and all the other factors in a natural environment) was an issue.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


i took the graph and added myself to it.
i can confirm that this is what my life is like and that i am constantly trying not to step on Indonesians as they scurry between my shoes like Lilliputians



probably should have used ' and not " but whatever.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Ragnar34 posted:

Oh my god please we can't do the "how many holes does a straw have" thing again

Zero. A straw fundamentally IS a hole.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

MLK Ultra posted:

i took the graph and added myself to it.
i can confirm that this is what my life is like and that i am constantly trying not to step on Indonesians as they scurry between my shoes like Lilliputians



probably should have used ' and not " but whatever.

If I wanted to see a blurry picture of some stranger's 7" I'd get back on Grindr ty

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

MLK Ultra posted:

probably should have used ' and not " but whatever.

What is your shoe size?

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Muscle Tracer posted:

Zero. A straw fundamentally IS a hole.

A week is a hole too. A hole pain in the rear end, that is!!

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Ragnar34 posted:

A week is a hole too. A hole pain in the rear end, that is!!

Is an rear end a hole or does it contain a hole?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
It's recursive

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Ragnar34 posted:

A week is a hole too. A hole pain in the rear end, that is!!

This means that it's a pita, which makes it a sandwich.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/1610782393673162762

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


credburn posted:

What is your shoe size?

14-16 US.
Depends on the brand.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Oh lol, I'd forgotten that @junkscience was not a satirical account posting examples of idiotic science takes but was, in fact, making the idiotic science takes themselves :dumbbravo:

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Is an rear end a hole or does it contain a hole?

An rear end has one hole: the rear end in a top hat. It also has two cheeks, between which is the cheekend.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

How do you go by Junk Science and not be parody?

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Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Amoeba102 posted:

How do you go by Junk Science and not be parody?

Oh I think you know the answer to that one. :dadjoke:

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