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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Catastrophe posted:

On a brief serious note, I know this is common wisdom to not do but DO NOT EVER DO THAT. That's how I earned myself a visit to a specialist surgery center to reconstruct my hand. Cut a muscle in half, severed an artery, severed a nerve, cut a tendon. I could see bones inside my hand. I'll never regain feeling or full motion in my left thumb again.

Just be more careful than me with sharp things. You get so used to reflex grabbing at something you dropped over years of glasses of water, phones, apples, etc conditioned you to just go "WHOOPS!" and snag it out of the air if dropped.

Back to Elon.



Yeesh

sorry about fingat

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A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008

Catastrophe posted:

On a brief serious note, I know this is common wisdom to not do but DO NOT EVER DO THAT. That's how I earned myself a visit to a specialist surgery center to reconstruct my hand. Cut a muscle in half, severed an artery, severed a nerve, cut a tendon. I could see bones inside my hand. I'll never regain feeling or full motion in my left thumb again.

Just be more careful than me with sharp things. You get so used to reflex grabbing at something you dropped over years of glasses of water, phones, apples, etc conditioned you to just go "WHOOPS!" and snag it out of the air if dropped.

Back to Elon.



Yo what the gently caress is wrong with his right hand.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


A Proper Uppercut posted:

Yo what the gently caress is wrong with his right hand.

Someone forgot to include "weird hands" in the negative prompt for their AI, I'm more concerned about that pinky I think it's a Toad dick

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I on the other hand have bought the dip and can highly recommend it

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Better to remember your high school hacky sack skills and launch the knife across the room

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Catastrophe posted:

On a brief serious note, I know this is common wisdom to not do but DO NOT EVER DO THAT. That's how I earned myself a visit to a specialist surgery center to reconstruct my hand. Cut a muscle in half, severed an artery, severed a nerve, cut a tendon. I could see bones inside my hand. I'll never regain feeling or full motion in my left thumb again.

Just be more careful than me with sharp things. You get so used to reflex grabbing at something you dropped over years of glasses of water, phones, apples, etc conditioned you to just go "WHOOPS!" and snag it out of the air if dropped.

Back to Elon.



Don’t worry, i have been practicing the “futile and actually harmful attempt at catching a dropping thing with your foot” move, and have launched my phone and other things across the loving room a bunch of times, i will be ready to stab that knife right through my foot

Ed: drat you timbs

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

A Proper Uppercut posted:

Yo what the gently caress is wrong with his right hand.

It is simultaneously facing out and in.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
typical woke brain takes itt

that's his center hand :rolleyes:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

this is why i make sure all my knives are too blunt to cut butter as a safety precaution :smug:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

A Proper Uppercut posted:

Yo what the gently caress is wrong with his right hand.

He tried to catch a knife with it.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I have a set of those safety knives with a square end and they are the sharpest thing known to man.


Not fun fact: being stabbed does not feel like a stabbing pain, it is a horrible throbbing ache overdrive.


I wasn’t stabbed with a knife, it was the shards of a plate, my own fault, and idiotic.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
And now, some good news about cars:

Romanian authorities seize Andrew Tate’s car collection as investigation continues

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/andrew-tate-cars-seized-romanian-authorities-buggati-b2255850.html

quote:

Romanian authorities have seized the car collection of misogynistic social media influencer Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan.

It comes days after the 36-year-old self-avowed “success coach” was arrested as part of a human trafficking investigation.

Tate, who once appeared briefly on Big Brother, has referred to married women as “property” that their husbands own.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Thunberg’s revenge is complete.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Your Bugatti Chiron has been crushed into a cube
You have 30 minutes to move your cube

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Binary Logic posted:

And now, some good news about cars:

Romanian authorities seize Andrew Tate’s car collection as investigation continues

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/andrew-tate-cars-seized-romanian-authorities-buggati-b2255850.html

Between this and the repub house drama my balls are in another galaxy

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Binary Logic posted:

And now, some good news about cars:

Romanian authorities seize Andrew Tate’s car collection as investigation continues

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/andrew-tate-cars-seized-romanian-authorities-buggati-b2255850.html

Target Zero: Achieved

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Didnt he just somehow get a tweet out about how he is the light in the darkness and the hero gotham deserves or some poo poo

Did he know his cars were being impounded at the time or was that pre-impound

In either case, lol

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Data Graham posted:

Your Bugatti Chiron has been crushed into a cube
You have 30 minutes to move your cube

You have been sentenced to a short long term of Romanian hellprison

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Ups_rail posted:

But this is the Elon thread in GBS. Why complain about democratic activists?

also I know the china people dont like him but here peter ziehan talking about tesla stock falling, because elon is pissing off the ev car buyers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf85EuQKWeQ

I've only watched the first 12 seconds but I'm questioning whether or not the guy that thinks the E in EV stands for Electronic is a good source of information on the subject.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

rotinaj posted:

Didnt he just somehow get a tweet out about how he is the light in the darkness and the hero gotham deserves or some poo poo

Did he know his cars were being impounded at the time or was that pre-impound

In either case, lol

Matrix so still Warner

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

Matrix so still Warner

He is the hero the matrix deserves? That doesnt even make sense, you are the worst movie director i have ever heard of

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I try

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


apropos of that exchange, i am personally acquainted with a filmmaker in japan named allen smithee

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Off brand mfer

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
https://twitter.com/elmo/status/1610680293995716608

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

bird with big dick posted:

I've only watched the first 12 seconds but I'm questioning whether or not the guy that thinks the E in EV stands for Electronic is a good source of information on the subject.

Maybe that's why the people inside the house made him go stand outside in the snow to deliver his luddite message. "There you go ranting about electronic cars and your portable video phone again, get out of here with your old man rambling".

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

bird with big dick posted:

I've only watched the first 12 seconds but I'm questioning whether or not the guy that thinks the E in EV stands for Electronic is a good source of information on the subject.

Lol that’s how far I made it too.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


goatface posted:

Fishing for campaign fund money only works if the campaigns think they can actually target potential voters on there. Dunno how many of them will look at this bin fire and feel like they want their campaign messages appearing alongside people promoting race war and the need for ethnic cleansing.

I mean, you just described the majority of the Republican Party, so...

e: f, b:

Doctor Butts posted:

So, then, just every right of center group, politician or cops.

mysterious frankie posted:

JAY LENO: …and last on my tour is Tesla’s Cybertruck! One of only 15 still in circulation, due to US law changing to accommodate prosecuting a car for vehicular manslaughter like it was a human. Best part though is in the driver seat! Look, it’s the prototype for Optimus! You remember Optimus! Good ol Optimus! *pats Optimus’ head, causing the faceplate to open, revealing a human skull*

JAY LENO: I show visitors the skeleton last so that they’ll forget about my hideous burned visage.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

where's this av come from? a music video?

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Imagine not recognizing one of the most famous scenes in movie sequel history

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Speleothing posted:

Imagine not recognizing one of the most famous scenes in movie sequel history

Cars 2

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
https://youtu.be/qZq7fW6ftlU

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Catastrophe posted:

"Update: Tesla driver arrested for attempted murder, child abuse after Devil's Slide plunge"

(the guy did it on purpose)

https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/devils-slide-cliff-plunge-tesla-driver-arrested-attempted-murder-child-abuse-highway-1/

I just saw this today, but on a Gizmodo article. I’d really like to know how they came to this conclusion.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Lazy_Liberal posted:

where's this av come from? a music video?

Robocop 2

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
robocars 2 got it thank you

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Good Sphere posted:

I just saw this today, but on a Gizmodo article. I’d really like to know how they came to this conclusion.

Article I read said eye witnesses I think. Maybe there was a suicide note.

bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Jan 4, 2023

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Robocop should definitely be in more music videos though

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Ror posted:

Robocop should definitely be in more music videos though

No, he should be in more video games.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


CommissarMega posted:

No, he should be in more video games.

No he should be in more wrestling matches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es4b9kS_5Ss

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Good Sphere posted:

I just saw this today, but on a Gizmodo article. I’d really like to know how they came to this conclusion.

He bought a Tesla.

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