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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

I hope Biff Tundrish survived into the Indomitus Crusade and crossed the Rubicon Primaris.

Cus there needs to be a Biff model, stat.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Emprah Bigger Than You is a good line

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Improbable Lobster posted:

Emprah Bigger Than You is a good line

Really takes you into the character. I am in awe of the skill in just those few sentences.

Fingat
May 17, 2004

Shhh. My Common Sense is Tingling



Black Griffon posted:

I would like the whole thing to be read by the guy who does the russian ogryn in Darktide.

Im pretty sure thats Toby Longworth

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
BRB gotta go buy Darktide.

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Wait so Lion El'Johnson is named for the woods, so "johnson" means "wood", which is to say they made it even dumber

Fingat posted:

Im pretty sure thats Toby Longworth

Oh that owns. He needs to do it in that specific accent though.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The Mechanicus 40k game was available for free on Epic so I grabbed it. It's very chatty but the writing's good and sufficiently grimdark even if it's not quite pressing my Xcom button.

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


It felt a bit samey but I didn't really give it a proper try. Might just play through it on the easiest difficulty so I can watch necrons go clonk.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I really like Mechanicus, especially when you have a few highly upgraded tech priests. You can do some really nutty poo poo later in the game.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


It lasted about 20% too long but was otherwise a great game.

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Oh dear Gareth Armstrong is doing a poorly restrained asian-voice for a white scar. That seems unnecessary.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Yeah I listen to all my BL books these days and have held off on any of the Heresy Scars stuff anticipating just that kind of thing

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Mechanicus is very easy to break over your knee and the difficulty curve never swings back up, but drat is the atmosphere awesome. A solid 8/10 for me, not something I'm gonna replay but I enjoyed my time with it.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Apart from the White Scars, are there any other specifically 'ethnic' chapters?

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


I know that some people consider Salamanders the black chapter, but that either seems to stem from a misunderstanding or a desire to make them like that because it fits their own interpretation of the canon, which in turn can either be good for them if it's a personal thing or really weird if it's not.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

The Celestial Lions are an African pastiche, and not the best-handled one imo

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

Black Griffon posted:

I know that some people consider Salamanders the black chapter, but that either seems to stem from a misunderstanding or a desire to make them like that because it fits their own interpretation of the canon, which in turn can either be good for them if it's a personal thing or really weird if it's not.

I mean they straight up were for a while? This lore was invented by white british nerds in the 80s, which meant that when they imagined a group of superhumans with genetic augmentations including the ability to shift melanin through their skin to survive a staggering array of atmospheres the skin shades they imagined ranged from 'transparently pale' to 'something that might resemble a light tan if you squinted hard'

and then there were the black ones!

edit: sitting in a pub in shrup-on-shire-brook and trying to imagine how fierce the sun could get on a world with no atmosphere. Maybe you could see the sun!

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Black Griffon posted:

I know that some people consider Salamanders the black chapter, but that either seems to stem from a misunderstanding or a desire to make them like that because it fits their own interpretation of the canon, which in turn can either be good for them if it's a personal thing or really weird if it's not.

In several of the audio books the voice actors are also accented that way. The Salamanders in Helsreach come to mind.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Eh nvm

Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jan 4, 2023

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Telsa Cola posted:

In several of the audio books the voice actors are also accented that way. The Salamanders in Helsreach come to mind.

Burva Alfabusa(?) also had what I'm sure was a jolly generalized African accent for Vulkan.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Black Griffon posted:

Oh dear Gareth Armstrong is doing a poorly restrained asian-voice for a white scar. That seems unnecessary.

It's pretty unfortunate, as is the general stereotypical asian acccents used for the white scars in general. It feels like a weird throwback, in a bad way.

FWIW it isn't just him, I'm pretty sure someone higher up made that decision. Doesn't make it easier to listen to though.

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Well that's the angels done. Nice thing about audiobooks is that they can be read in a day like you're the Tai Lopez of Warhammer, but less of a loving loser.

Improbable Lobster posted:

It's pretty unfortunate, as is the general stereotypical asian acccents used for the white scars in general. It feels like a weird throwback, in a bad way.

FWIW it isn't just him, I'm pretty sure someone higher up made that decision. Doesn't make it easier to listen to though.

Yeah I guess it's just a document note that says "oh yeah these guys are Asian" and no one over there has any great reason to do anything about it.

Benagain posted:

I mean they straight up were for a while? This lore was invented by white british nerds in the 80s, which meant that when they imagined a group of superhumans with genetic augmentations including the ability to shift melanin through their skin to survive a staggering array of atmospheres the skin shades they imagined ranged from 'transparently pale' to 'something that might resemble a light tan if you squinted hard'

and then there were the black ones!

edit: sitting in a pub in shrup-on-shire-brook and trying to imagine how fierce the sun could get on a world with no atmosphere. Maybe you could see the sun!

That's fair. I know I've had the impression that they've been thought of as the black guys for two decades, so it obviously comes from somewhere.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Deptfordx posted:

I would love an audiobook version of Space Marine read by Toby Longworth or Jonathon Keeble.

Audiobook ? Dream bigger. Ian Watson was doing some story development for a prominent British film director. He took an interest and read the manuscript for Inquisitor, and then GW sent over a pile of art and fluff books.

We could have had a 40K movie by Stanley loving Kubrik.

a shitty king
Mar 26, 2010

mllaneza posted:

Audiobook ? Dream bigger. Ian Watson was doing some story development for a prominent British film director. He took an interest and read the manuscript for Inquisitor, and then GW sent over a pile of art and fluff books.

We could have had a 40K movie by Stanley loving Kubrik.

:eng101: Kubrick was American!

I'd kill to see that.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




a lovely king posted:

:eng101: Kubrick was American!

I'd kill to see that.

Okay, he was in Britain at the time.

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


jesus reading Abnett after Descent of Angles feels straight up unfair

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

Black Griffon posted:

jesus reading Abnett after Descent of Angles feels straight up unfair

Yyyyep

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


So after looking for those SPACE MARINE quotes I decided to do a re-read.

I stand by my statement that it still owns, but I think it's biggest weakness is that there's no actual plot. It's a series of things happening one after the other, and then the book ends. All of those things are either awesome, weird, or involve farts in some way, and it is never ever dull.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Last I heard Watson is writing gay porn these days.
Which honestly checks out.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Does anyone have some suggestions for short, less than 10h audiobooks? Audiobooks exclusively, I listen to books while I paint.

I'm listening to this now:



I've listened to a few things, I tend to like audo dramas but audiobooks are fine, if the narrator has a good enough vocal range.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

So after looking for those SPACE MARINE quotes I decided to do a re-read.

I stand by my statement that it still owns, but I think it's biggest weakness is that there's no actual plot. It's a series of things happening one after the other, and then the book ends. All of those things are either awesome, weird, or involve farts in some way, and it is never ever dull.

I loved how the evil governor used illegal eldar guns but tuned them so they would say his name.

SSSSS RANG OOOOO

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

GreenBuckanneer posted:

Does anyone have some suggestions for short, less than 10h audiobooks? Audiobooks exclusively, I listen to books while I paint.

I'm listening to this now:



I've listened to a few things, I tend to like audo dramas but audiobooks are fine, if the narrator has a good enough vocal range.

Question, just 40k? Or other genres as well.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



GreenBuckanneer posted:

Does anyone have some suggestions for short, less than 10h audiobooks? Audiobooks exclusively, I listen to books while I paint.

I'm listening to this now:



I've listened to a few things, I tend to like audo dramas but audiobooks are fine, if the narrator has a good enough vocal range.

The Aurelian audiobook is about Lorgars first pilgrimage in the warp, you might like it. There's also The Butchers Nails which is an Angron/Lorgar journey that's pretty fun.

For super short audio dramas I also recommend Warmaster & Stone and Iron.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Deptfordx posted:

Question, just 40k? Or other genres as well.

Anything in the Warhammer sphere

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

All of the Eisenhorn books are under 10 hours and are must read if you haven't touched them yet.

For a change of style from the usual 40k there's Ciaphis Cain books, For The Emperor is under 9.

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Onto The Abyss. So far I think I like it more than Angels.

Elblanco
May 26, 2008
With all this talk of bad horus heresy books, I found a recommended reading order for the series that cuts out like 25 books. I was wondering if this was missing anything good. I'm going to tackle these in audiobook form once I finish the guy Haley blood angels trilogy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/jjr9m5/cd8ds_personal_guide_to_reading_the_horus_heresy/

radlum
May 13, 2013
Has anyone read the Red Gobbo books (Da Gobbo’s Revenge and Da Gobbo’s Demise)? Can anyone spoil me their plot?

Azubah
Jun 5, 2007

There isn't really much to spoil, there is no continuity between them.

The Red Gobbo isn't one gobbo, it's a title/persona passed from gobbo to gobbo in an attempt to unify them to break free of ork suppression if they could only work together

They're fun little and fast reads, try to track them down.

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Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


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