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Foo Diddley posted:a hot bath and a cold drink is some good poo poo. i like to read a book in there and just get toasty Yay! Bath drinking buddy!  I like Mr. Bubble, I know it's childish but it reminds me of my childhood. I really like the scent.(Okay I will stop talking about bubble baths now lol)
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mllaneza posted:For e-book users, put it in a good quality zip lock bag. You can read through it, and it will register touch commands through the bag. oh god drat this is brilliant nunsexmonkrock posted:Yay! Bath drinking buddy! i get dr teal's 'cuz that's what the grocery store has Foo Diddley fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jan 5, 2023 |
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Jan 5, 2023 05:12
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for canceling a gift my husband ordered for me before it arrived? retirement really does gently caress with a lot of boomers
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Pirate Radar posted:I hear you, and I considered this, but at the admitted risk of stereotyping this guy I guessed that when he says threesome he means “I get two chicks at the same time” and not “you get double-stuffed”. my read of the guy is that when he says he wants sex acts before they have kids he was not saying he thought the sex acts would cause the pregnancy ,he just wanted to be paid in sex acts of his choice in a tit-for-tat manuever? why does it even matter whether you can get knocked up in a threesome?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:One of the nicknames for our cat was Shithead. Another was Dildo Jones. Our shithead orange cat is Ajax, sometimes called Waddling Todd, Lardo McOrange, or (if I'm especially irritated with him) Mr. Trump.
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Mx. posted:AITA for calling out my aunt on Facebook, who was saying that "they're cancelling family" to explain the truth? lol, the family members packing a sad over this can get hosed too. "How dare you make an open bigot look bad with her own words to face the consequences of her bigotry!"
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Jan 5, 2023 06:02
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edogawa rando posted:lol, the family members packing a sad over this can get hosed too. "How dare you make an open bigot look bad with her own words to face the consequences of her bigotry!" "But she didn't know YOU weren't straight, so that makes it okay to say awful things!" Also I want to deck everyone saying it's "low class" to air your poo poo on Facebook, how she should have been a "better person", how she's an rear end in a top hat for hosting a family get-together and not inviting all family, how she should have done it in private, how inviting her and showing her how nice and normal they are could change her life, etc. They're getting downvoted to poo poo, and they deserve it, but I hate every last one of them all the same. Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Jan 5, 2023 |
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Jan 5, 2023 06:05
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My cat is called Cat. I had no idea other cats were not also called this.
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Foo Diddley posted:oh god drat this is brilliant Shower beer with the Kindle app on any modern phone is the life. Just don't put the phone under the water stream, they're rated pretty high for water resistance. As a bonus, your entire body stays warm from the steam rather than parts being cold by being immersed in rapidly cooling water. I'll admit I do miss the days when I wasn't too tall for modern American bath tubs.
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The Lone Badger posted:My cat is called Cat. I had no idea other cats were not also called this. Pro tip: all cats can be directly referred to as Cat
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Plastic lock baggies over devices in the bath is a revolutionary move in that I can't believe everyone doesn't do this once it was discovered
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i'm catsitting for a friend and this cat is deaf so i can call her whatever i want, she dont give a gently caress just like a non-deaf cat
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Drunk Nerds posted:Plastic lock baggies over devices in the bath is a revolutionary move in that I can't believe everyone doesn't do this once it was discovered Hackers had a dude with headphones covered in plastic baggies in the shower in 1995, we just weren't ready for the knowledge.
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Jan 5, 2023 06:35
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PiratePrentice posted:there ain't nobody around who can smoke 20 joints in a day Hey man, I smoke two joints every morning, night, and afternoon. Also two joints in time of peace or two in time of war, and it's always one or the other. Then every time I smoke two joints, first I smoke two other joints, and then after I smoke two more for good measure. That's 24 joints a day, and it sure makes me feel all right haveblue fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Jan 5, 2023 |
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haveblue posted:Hey man, I smoke two joints every morning, night, and afternoon. Also two joints in time of peace or two in time of war, and it's always one or the other. Then every time I smoke two joints, first I smoke two other joints, and then after I smoke two more for good measure. That's 24 joints a day, and it sure makes me feel all right We've gone from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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Nibling to me sounds like some kind of adorable little bitey critter, which is probably appropriate.haveblue posted:Hey man, I smoke two joints every morning, night, and afternoon. Also two joints in time of peace or two in time of war, and it's always one or the other. Then every time I smoke two joints, first I smoke two other joints, and then after I smoke two more for good measure. That's 24 joints a day, and it sure makes me feel all right Haven't you got a pirate to pursue, Captain Smoker?
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PiratePrentice posted:there ain't nobody around who can smoke 20 joints in a day like they do cigarettes
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Blue Moonlight posted:If there’s anything that the carnival of errors that are advice subreddits has proven, it’s that you definitely can get babies out of threesomes. Praying for my sister, she's having mmf threesomes at 44
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okay, who's ready to get mad? AITA for “ruining” my brothers book? quote:Okay so my (21F) brother (18M) has a collection of books, he has been collecting since he was around 10, he reads almost every day and has 2 large bookshelves in his room. I’ve recently started trying to read more and I saw a book recommendation online, I noticed my brother reading the same book a few days earlier and instead of buying one online I thought I’d just ask him if I could borrow his, he said he’d finished reading it and to go ahead but just return it when I’m finished. There was no problem with this on either end. Anyways I was reading the book in the living room, my brother came in, no problem. I folded the paper over to keep the page and as I was doing that he looked over and started shouting at me for bending the page, he grabbed the book from me and stormed upstairs and slammed his door, I followed him up to see why it was such a big problem but he continued to scream at me for “ruining” his books, I’ve always done that with books and I don’t understand why it’s bad, I get that he likes his books but jeez.
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I'm simultaneously outraged and delighted that dogearing a book is still a thing in the year of our lord 2023
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Private Cumshoe posted:Praying for my sister, she's having mmf threesomes at 44 Was discovering this how you earned your monicker?
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If its a paperback, dogearing is a go.
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Private Cumshoe posted:Praying for my sister, she's having mmf threesomes at 44 I was going to pray for a new bicycle but sure.
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Foo Diddley posted:okay, who's ready to get mad? Just dogearing? Not snapping the spine? Wouldn't normally be a problem but it's a matter of personal preference. Because they are siblings my judgment is that she should buy her own copy of the book and a jar of booklice online and sprinkle them in his shelves when he's out.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I was going to pray for a new bicycle but sure. I was lying I'm not praying for her at all, she sucks
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Private Cumshoe posted:I was lying I'm not praying for her at all, she sucks I mean she better be or else the second guy is gonna feel left out
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Barudak posted:I mean she better be or else the second guy is gonna feel left out
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Anticheese posted:The real challenge is finding a good gender neutral term for aunts and uncles Your parents' parents are your grandparents, making your parents' siblings your grandsiblings.
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Tendales posted:Your parents' parents are your grandparents, making your parents' siblings your grandsiblings. While your grandparents *are* your parents' parents, your grandchildren are your children's children, so your grandsiblings would probably be your siblings' siblings
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Private Cumshoe posted:Praying for my sister, she's having mmf threesomes at 44 Good for her, I guess. Barudak posted:If its a paperback, dogearing is a go. Absolutely not, no. Use a bookmark, or something to stand in as a bookmark. Also, most Japanese paperbacks come with a thin ribbon built into the spine, which acts as a bookmark, like you can see with my copy of No Longer Human. This sort of thing should be normalised elsewhere. 
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edogawa rando posted:Good for her, I guess. I use smaller books as bookmarks.
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A part of me is inspired to call nieces and nephews 'nuggets' and uncles and aunts 'tendies', but I'm also extremely weird. And potentially hungry for deep fried food.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I use smaller books as bookmarks.  
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I use the receipt as a bookmark. Otherwise I dogear the book. Who cares? Oh no, a bit of the whitespace has a crease! It's a mass-printed book and after I read it, it'll likely sit on the shelf until I move house, then it'll sit in a packing box for a year, then back on a new shelf if I didn't donate it already.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:Unread books show no wear. I remove the cover paper (or dust jacket as silly anglos call it - it's not made of dust at all, nor does it protect the book from dust in any way!) when I read books. They look pristine on my shelf.
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edogawa rando posted:Good for her, I guess. I usually fold the corner of the page inward, that works really well.
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Tendales posted:Your parents' parents are your grandparents, making your parents' siblings your grandsiblings. What if I’m my own grandpa?
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Activate posted:I usually fold the corner of the page inward, that works really well. I tear each page out after reading and burn it. Only I may have the knowledge. actually I use a bookmark with a happy little hedgehog on it
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Creature posted:I tear each page out after reading and burn it. Only I may have the knowledge. I doubt it's very happy if you keep squishing it inside books 
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