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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Private Cumshoe posted:

I was fresh out of the mental hospital when I saw this and I think I was convinced there were people off camera with guns forcing them all to do this

TrumpTime seems like a terrible time to be dealing with hospitalization-level mental troubles, Jesus. Those must have been some tough days.

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Shishkahuben posted:

Lol gaetz is a nobody who doesn't know it

In a world with some semblance of fairness Gaetz would be in a prison cell for sex trafficking minors but I guess we’ll have to settle for “social pariah, even amongst racists, rapists and thieves”.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1610945173466546176

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Interesting.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.





Make it a poll, coward

Asterite34
May 19, 2009




Welp, that pretty much guarantees it for Jeffries, doesn't it?

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



We've got witchcraft and Matt Gaetz affair rumors for one of the 20, lol

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-anna-paulina-luna-fights-rival-michael-tito-over-witchcraft-accusation

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009






Elon "Chaos Elemental" Musk making the subtle opening moves on the 4d chessboard to advance his eventual goal of kingmaker

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Seeing what the republicans did to Cawthorne once he became more of a liability than an asset, i can't wait to see what they have on Gaetz

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Powershift posted:

Seeing what the republicans did to Cawthorne once he became more of a liability than an asset, i can't wait to see what they have on Gaetz

he's probably too much of an unlikeable dipshit even for the GOP

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Powershift posted:

Seeing what the republicans did to Cawthorne once he became more of a liability than an asset, i can't wait to see what they have on Gaetz

Something to do with Nestor, I would assume.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Shanghaied posted:

This is art.

Although Ol' Taser-balls is not in it. 7/10.

Gotta catch up to the thread but, I found 'im! LOL!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

armchairyoda posted:

Gotta catch up to the thread but, I found 'im! LOL!


:vince:

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

armchairyoda posted:

Gotta catch up to the thread but, I found 'im! LOL!


Lmao!

Edit: tased balls obscured by the American flag

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman
Elom usk should :maga:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Shanghaied posted:

Something to do with Nestor, I would assume.

The leading theory is that Nestor is his biological son, which I have zero problem believing.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

armchairyoda posted:

Gotta catch up to the thread but, I found 'im! LOL!


Can't be him, where's the portrait of Tip O'Neill?

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Cthulu Carl posted:

Can't be him, where's the portrait of Tip O'Neill?

look at those bolts of tazer/maga power tho! It's gotta be him!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


haljordan posted:

The leading theory is that Nestor is his biological son, which I have zero problem believing.

A biological son he had with a 15 year old when he was 20something.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

No he shouldn't.

– Vox Populi

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
Also I found the Don't-tread-on-me Lady



What a masterpiece!

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Powershift posted:

A biological son he had with a 15 year old when he was 20something.

IIRC Gaetz was a couple of years older, but they (he and his HS GF) were both minors at the time.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Watching her chin implant bounce around while she talks is hypnotic

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Shouldn't Elon be calling for Jeffries to be Speaker? Wasn't the rationale "vote GOP because the Dems control the White House and we need to keep things split", like 2 months ago?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That's fuckin amazing

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Hazo posted:

Watching her chin implant bounce around while she talks is hypnotic

She read that one Preacher comic and swore to herself.... not me, never me...

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Serious_Cyclone posted:

Shouldn't Elon be calling for Jeffries to be Speaker? Wasn't the rationale "vote GOP because the Dems control the White House and we need to keep things split", like 2 months ago?

why would you bring up last week's excuse, are you trying to doxx elon??

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Concession: Mouth stuff twice a day

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Concession: The Speaker's gavel must be gripped firmly between the butt cheeks when in use, otherwise it doesn't count

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Tarzan style

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Just lol at the opening paragraph of this WSJ editorial


quote:

We were taught to believe that all jobs have dignity, but on second thought there is serving as Speaker of a Republican-controlled House of Representatives. After two days of intra-GOP stalemate over electing Kevin McCarthy, our main question is why the California Congressman still wants the job?


VOX

POPULI

VOX

DEI

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Vox Catturd, Vox Dei

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
the chief turd replying to elon with a poll to overturn his statement is :discourse:, I hope he enjoyed spending $44B to try and get this guy's approval

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Onkel Hedwig posted:

Someone made a "Where is Waldo" picture with all known Jan. 6 insurectionists. Enjoy!



And here is a check list for your convenience:


credit: https://www.brianmichaelweaver.com/updates/insurrection-maze/

I can't find the one guy who stole a door, that's my favorite guy

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I couldn't find any turds

(oh wait there's a whole bunch)

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Edmund Sparkler posted:

I dumped CNN awhile ago but I decided to check in to see what normies are seeing.



Lol

A level the likes of which were never before seen?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Et tu, Catturd?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

We all know Twitter polls are legally binding

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Asterite34
May 19, 2009



The House of Reps is basically like prison, with all the joining up with racist gangs for protection and exchanging sexual favors for basic necessities and frequent stabbings for any perceived betrayal and constant preying upon any weakness as a matter of survival, with the weird twist that unlike prison any of these idiots could just leave whenever they want and do anything else with their lives but choose not to.

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