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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Bobby Deluxe posted:

Almost like we live in some sort of old world dying / new world struggling to be born situation.

Nah.

People will put up with much worse housing conditions and historically have.

Feudalism is mostly just institutionalised landlordism.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
You're right, this is feudalism :hmmyes:

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


I admit I don't keep up to date on all political news but I'm wondering if I've missed something and if Keith is now a tory.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

I admit I don't keep up to date on all political news but I'm wondering if I've missed something and if Keith is now a tory.

No, you've missed nothing new. Keith was always a Tory.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

I admit I don't keep up to date on all political news but I'm wondering if I've missed something and if Keith is now a tory.
https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1610952842721869824?t=Ri8mhnODcDfufPN6CXaXvw&s=19

Beyond parody.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Can't wait for my council to have power over things but no money to do any of it

Mr Phillby
Apr 8, 2009

~TRAVIS~

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

I admit I don't keep up to date on all political news but I'm wondering if I've missed something and if Keith is now a tory.
He sensibly said he'd do good socialist things to the labour party membership, but as the function of the membership is only to elect Kier Starmer he's sensibly disavowed those things and is now sensibly telling the wider electorate that he won't do anything lest they be spooked by him.

And thank god after the awful boris johnson we have an opposition leader willing to say anything to get elected, what a breath of fresh air from the arrogant corrupt liars we've had in charge up until now.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Anyone know why politwoops doesn't seem to be working?

I checked their whois registration and it's registered until November 2023 so it's not that!

(politwoops.co.uk)

No info via google (other than something from 2015) but I know it has been working 'recently' (as in I'm sure I've looked at it in the last 12 months though time is but a figment and the pandemic years have mucked up my time-awareness!)

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Just a general server outage, it'd return some sort of code if it wasn't a timeout. Could be permanently down though if you haven't been there in 12 months?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/yarismusic/status/1610980154976702465
:allears:

Juche Couture
Feb 3, 2007


Amazing how Starmer and Reeves just get more and more worthless.

Mixed sadness and excitement sitting with my partner working out which country we might be able to move to to escape.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Pretty cool imo that Keith is getting behind a rapid transition of power to town soviets

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What are they holding? Some sort of compressed air gun with a smartphone taped to it?

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Don't worry everyone: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

What are they holding? Some sort of compressed air gun with a smartphone taped to it?
It's a rivet gun for motion capture for robot arms.

Not sure if he's the one programming or being programmed.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The more I read about Reeves, the more convinced I am she'd happily bring back workhouses.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Did the Llama suggest a windfall tax?

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

I admit I don't keep up to date on all political news but I'm wondering if I've missed something and if Keith is now a tory.

Keir has basically done the standard thing for centrist politics, which is swing to your party's base to get elected by them and then swing to the center to then get elected by the public.

There's enough that he's committed to (taxing private schools, revoking current legislation that the Tories are putting in place to make strikes impossible, nationalised energy wholesale, windfall taxes on Energy companies, restructuring/abolishing the Lords) that makes him distinctly left of the Tories as they are but as with basically all center left politics the question is of exactly where he lands on that spectrum post election.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

domhal posted:

Don't worry everyone: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

Sadly, in our timeline the Zeroth Law goes A robot may not harm capital, or, by inaction, allow capital to come to harm.

JoylessJester
Sep 13, 2012

Natural 20 posted:

Keir has basically done the standard thing for centrist politics, which is swing to your party's base to get elected by them and then swing to the center to then get elected by the public.

There's enough that he's committed to (taxing private schools, revoking current legislation that the Tories are putting in place to make strikes impossible, nationalised energy wholesale, windfall taxes on Energy companies, restructuring/abolishing the Lords) that makes him distinctly left of the Tories as they are but as with basically all center left politics the question is of exactly where he lands on that spectrum post election.

Hi, I have a bridge to sell you.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Natural 20 posted:

Keir has basically done the standard thing for centrist politics, which is swing to your party's base to get elected by them and then swing to the center to then get elected by the public.

There's enough that he's committed to (taxing private schools, revoking current legislation that the Tories are putting in place to make strikes impossible, nationalised energy wholesale, windfall taxes on Energy companies, restructuring/abolishing the Lords) that makes him distinctly left of the Tories as they are but as with basically all center left politics the question is of exactly where he lands on that spectrum post election.

He's lying about all that poo poo too, and he certainly didn't swing to the "centre", however nebulous a concept that is (but if you were going by what the general public actually want, it's way, way left of anything he's even lying about proposing). He swung to the right. Hard.

Tincans
Dec 15, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

What are they holding? Some sort of compressed air gun with a smartphone taped to it?

Keith's plan to Shinzo Abe poor Rishi is already off to a bad start

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1611038345424928778?s=19

Lmao

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Microplastics posted:

I call upon the thread for advice on behalf of a stupid friend who did something stupid

He got caught littering and served a PCN. He cleverly gave them a fake name but stupidly gave them his real goddamn address lol. He's also probably been caught on camera in some fashion (probably body camera I suspect).

I'm guessing he's hosed and will have to pay? No wriggling out of that one, if they try hunting down the fake name at the real address and he answers the door and is obviously the same person in whatever pics they took?

Serves him right for not using a bin imo (hate litter myself) but he's not exactly in a great financial position to just hand over £150

This basically happened to me lol. I got caught dropping a cig, gave a fake name and an old address then decided to pay it as I was commuting there everyday. I then did it again, got caught again, gave the same fake name and address but then didn't pay it.

A few years later I got a letter through my door from some bailiffs for £700 or something, which I didn't really have without going into big debt. But it was still addressed to the fake name, so now I thought I'd be doubly hosed as it looked like fraud (I wasn't sure if they had me on video for both occasions) - so I rang them to just try and pay it as I thought at least that's all I'd have to do, but there was loads of confusion about who I was and who this alias was, I was getting confused, the whole thing was a mess.

I haven't dropped any litter since, now I just walk round with docked out cigarettes in my pockets so I just smell. He should probably pay it.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
You can just get a little portable ashtray so you don't stink of absolute poo poo at all times

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
I honestly didn't even realise you could be fined for littering unless you were literally flytipping fridges and poo poo. Seems kinda wild and given the state of every town in the UK I cannot imagine it is enforced more than 0.000001% of the time.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



ThomasPaine posted:

I honestly didn't even realise you could be fined for littering unless you were literally flytipping fridges and poo poo. Seems kinda wild and given the state of every town in the UK I cannot imagine it is enforced more than 0.000001% of the time.

I guess it's pretty hard to get caught unless you fail to notice a uniformed bloke walking behind you.

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


There was a Panorama or whatever on it a while ago, councils employ private contractors to do the enforcement and the agents are targeted on fines issued. Examples given were things like folks getting fines for accidentally dropping something and picking it up, or pouring coffee down a drain.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




You just have to be unlucky and/or in a major town/city centre where the local authority still has enough money to employ wardens to give out the notices

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


I think the idea was that it's a cash generating activity when it shouldn't be.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Don't litter. It's bad :colbert:

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

*litters £700 in various coins infront of the police*

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

fines for accidentally dropping something and picking it up, or pouring coffee down a drain.

Yeah if they tried to pull that bullshit on me I feel like I would have to go the whole hog and challenge the ticket in court on principle because there is no way either of those stick.

e: Holy poo poo in Singapore first time litterers get fined like £600 quid lmao, further offenses you get a £1200 fine and a community service order. I can see how they keep the streets so clean but... wow

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
You can just walk away from the litter wardens. They're not real.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I avoid the litter wardens by simply putting all my rubbish in a bin.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Pistol_Pete posted:

I avoid the litter wardens by simply putting all my rubbish in a bin.

This, but also

Gonzo McFee posted:

You can just walk away from the litter wardens. They're not real.

Is a good point, what exactly is stopping you from just keeping on moving instead of stopping and giving them any details at all, beyond :decorum:?

I presume there’s something but no idea what it could be

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


They'll call a PCSO who will ask for your name. I think they are equipped with notebooks.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Gonzo McFee posted:

You can just walk away from the litter wardens. They're not real.

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/979810839749210112?lang=en

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

They'll call a PCSO who will ask for your name. I think they are equipped with notebooks.

How far across the city are they willing to follow me while waiting for a PCSO to catch up to us

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Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Well I'm sure they'll ask you to stay there and by that point it'd be very rude to leave.

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