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MJeff posted:This really encapsulates what makes Elon so special. Most of these morons, like Tate or Peterson or Catturd or Trump or Cruz or pick whichever you like. They have zero self awareness and zero shame or they've been so well coached in not publicly appearing as though they have any that there's no functional difference. This is the guy whose theory was to elect the party in congress thats so divisive it can't even get past the vote of choosing a speaker for its first house majority in 4 years so...
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Scientastic posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1611044282030518272?s=20&t=Yg5Ib4lgnKeGwzuGMZjlmQ The newspapers are reprinting my stupid rear end tweets that I keep making GBS threads out unprompted, and that's bullying
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https://twitter.com/melhuman/status/1610707061561765888?s=46&t=iSQ19thsqawt18UT9gblgg Just in case you find yourself needing to tow a black hole.
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Tiny Timbs posted:lol I never realized it had custom tires Came to post this. The ONE thing truck guys care about over everything is the tire brand on their truck. Forcing them into a set of tires is the dumbest thing I can think of.
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Famously harsh critic of Elon Musk: the media
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That would probably count as false advertising in a lot of places.
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TVs Ian posted:https://twitter.com/melhuman/status/1610707061561765888?s=46&t=iSQ19thsqawt18UT9gblgg all I can see is that Robocop game from the 90s 
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TVs Ian posted:https://twitter.com/melhuman/status/1610707061561765888?s=46&t=iSQ19thsqawt18UT9gblgg With zero friction, any vehicle can pull a near infinite mass
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Noxville posted:With zero friction, any vehicle can pull a near infinite mass And with zero wrinkles, you get a brain like ol’ Musky!
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goatface posted:That would probably count as false advertising in a lot of places. define near infinite
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Noxville posted:With zero friction, any vehicle can pull a near infinite mass Just need to get those gas thrusters working, and the cybertruck can tow us straight to Mars 
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kazil posted:define near infinite All numbers are equally close to infinity
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Roblo posted:I don't mind it, it's hardly stand out but it's not offensive. Tesla's just look so drat dull. Like you took a normal car and melted it just a tad (not impossible, given their tendancy for flames) I really hate the pointy C-pillars on Teslas. Like, all cars have stupid C-pillars nowadays (Honda, Nissan, just stop please I beg you) but Tesla's just look so drat low-effort.
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TVs Ian posted:https://twitter.com/melhuman/status/1610707061561765888?s=46&t=iSQ19thsqawt18UT9gblgg What, are they selling CyberTrailers too? What the hell is that thing?
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Evilreaver posted:All numbers are equally close to infinity Looking into this
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I also love that "pull ___ mass" and "tow ____ pounds" are literally making the same claim so ... the gently caress Only Elon himself could have written that ad copy because who, taking their job seriously, could have
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Evilreaver posted:All numbers are equally close to infinity you only learn this if you earned your stem degree or if you actually care enough about math to teach yourself
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FPzero posted:What, are they selling CyberTrailers too? What the hell is that thing? That is the original NES. We forget because of how small consoles have gotten but in past they were the size of trailers.
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FPzero posted:What, are they selling CyberTrailers too? What the hell is that thing? Because your cybertruck actually holds less than a flattened morris minor. Need to bring your cybertools to your cyberwork? Then $15000 extra please.
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Data Graham posted:I also love that "pull ___ mass" and "tow ____ pounds" are literally making the same claim so ... the gently caress mass is not weight
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Outside of Presidents/Heads of State and, I dunno, bin Laden, when was the last time an individual sucked up so much of the collective bandwidth of the culture? I wanna say maybe OJ in the mid-nineties? What will it take for people to stop paying so much attention to him? Will he be able to command this much attention so long as he’s near the top of the Rich List and just Keeps Posting?
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500excf type r posted:mass is not weight yeah how much can it tow in space
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Data Graham posted:yeah how much can it tow in space near infinite would be my guess
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It can pull near infinite mass, but only 14,000 lbs. So I guess the infinite mass is when you're in 0 gravity?
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We're towing the planet to mars.
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FPzero posted:What, are they selling CyberTrailers too? What the hell is that thing? That's a horse trailer, it was given development priority due to Elon's specific needs vis-a-vis various air hostesses.
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Data Graham posted:I also love that "pull ___ mass" and "tow ____ pounds" are literally making the same claim so ... the gently caress I think towing involves the ability to steer and brake as well.
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Data Graham posted:I also love that "pull ___ mass" and "tow ____ pounds" are literally making the same claim so ... the gently caress They're probably drawing a difference between "can theoretically cause to move" and "can feasibly move and brake at reasonable driving speed". The only reason I can think for pushing the first part is immediacy of torque in electric motors, and that faces annoying mechanical problems getting in the way of the pretty maths and would also apply to any EV.
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Yeah I know there is the technical distinction but are we really splitting hairs on what exact definition they're adhering to when the word "infinite" is being used There's that whole thing where they get to say "hey lol an electric motor has INFINITE TORQUE right off the line" but come on
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TVs Ian posted:https://twitter.com/melhuman/status/1610707061561765888?s=46&t=iSQ19thsqawt18UT9gblgg Why does it look like somebody photoshopped the side of an NES as a truck/trailer?
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"near infinite mass" is the product name of a small little trailer they're going to sell for it
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Speleothing posted:It can pull near infinite mass, but only 14,000 lbs. The Cybertruck can function as a spaceship for limited periods.
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You won't be laughing when the cyber truck tows the Earth into the sun
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steinrokkan posted:You won't be laughing when the cyber truck tows the Earth into the sun so what happens when two cybertrucks try to tow each other in different directions
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:so what happens when two cybertrucks try to tow each other in different directions Reality rips in half, and we’re all finally released from this simulation 
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twitter rolling out an incredibly poo poo new promotion feature? bizarre website malfunction? my phone is haunted? who knows. all i know is that trying to tap through to this specific qrt from the timeline view causes me to have to read about the cybertruck. it definitely only seems to be this specific qrt and only from the timeline, from what i see so far. https://twitter.com/fedule/status/1611075843593232384
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steinrokkan posted:You won't be laughing when the cyber truck tows the Earth into the sun I will, but for different reasons
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i dont think they can really get in trouble for false advertising unless someone buys the truck, attempts to tow "near infinite mass" with it, and proves that it cannot. this is unlikely to happen because first they would have to actually manufacture the truck
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Earwicker posted:i dont think they can really get in trouble for false advertising unless someone buys the truck, attempts to tow "near infinite mass" with it, and proves that it cannot. "1/10, would not recommend. Struggled on inclines when towing my white dwarf star."
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