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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
the toe mangler

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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
That's a real crummy fence. I bet I could steal that bed if I wanted.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Robobot posted:

That's a real cummy fence. I bet I could steal that bed if I wanted.

Someone was going to do it.,

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

lotsa room there for notches

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
The true curse is imagining flipping that mattress :gonk:

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

The most cursed part of this is "What do?". Shameful

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

It's shaking it's rear end at me Ray

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Non Compos Mentis posted:

It's shaking it's rear end at me Ray

Don’t move. It won’t twerk you

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Ngh, it's shaking it's rear end clapping at me Ray

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
This was in a doctor’s office. An adult doctor, with adult patients.



and my favorite highlights:









LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
it's cute it's not even cursed at all

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Almost looks like Precious Moments poo poo you'd find in Hallmark stores.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Busket Posket posted:

This was in a doctor’s office. An adult doctor, with adult patients.



Tag yourself, I’m Crabby the Crab.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I'm horngry

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I dont see horny so I'll pick confused

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Aww shucks I messed up

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Blue Moonlight posted:

Tag yourself, I’m Crabby the Crab.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

that thing is both cursed and contains a great wealth of avatar material

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

I'm gonna hand these out as gags to employees I don't supervise

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I'm the smug lizard.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

I'm definitely the "disappointed" kid

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Use the ten minutes to murder your boss

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Use the ten minutes to murder your boss

This would be an excellent subtitle for a lot of threads but I don't think it really fits here.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



My job might not pay well but at least my boss doesn't give a hot poo poo about what I do during work so long as I hit my goals.

Netflix for 4 hours? Cool, just make sure the reports are being ran!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

This would be an excellent subtitle for a lot of threads but I don't think it really fits here.

Might shop it around at General Bullshit › Dumb poo poo your work does - Something Agile-ish

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:lol: if you don’t want an extra ten minute break.

I’ll take it if you’re not going to use it.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Just take it. Lol at asking for permission.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Don't forget to give adequate notice, though!

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Sweet, an extra sheet of poo poo paper.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Regretful
(I'm Sorry)

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

we used to have scratch cards corporate sent us to hand out to people doing a good job and one of the prizes was an extra break, but you could just go take it right then at least

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I expect the manager stands uncomfortably close to you with a stopwatch the whole time.

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness


:kimchi:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

"Hi Bob, I know you're on your special ten minute bonus break, but I really need you back in right now."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Add laxatives to the supervisor's coffee and everyone gets an extra 20 minutes break!

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

LifeSunDeath posted:

the toe mangler

the tome angler

caspergers fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Jan 7, 2023

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

the toe mangler

Well titled though. Every time you try to get in or out of it you'll find yourself yelling:

'KING BED FRAME!!!

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013


You're right, it IS time to watch Severance again.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

caspergers posted:

the tome angler



10/10 would angle some tomes

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