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Shame Boy posted:Uhhh why's there a firing squad behind him well, it's a form of retirement
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This is just so cruel. I can't believe we are depriving these kids of access to a school lunch loan that they can pay back with interest and can't be discharged like a normal debt. Just think of all the profits banks could be making in the staving kid sector 
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https://twitter.com/jerryiannelli/status/1611082774206910464 No worries, there's no consequences for this and we've already started looking for new things to cry about 
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Koishi Komeiji posted:https://twitter.com/jerryiannelli/status/1611082774206910464 The one place I ever got caught shoplifting from as a teen was a Walgreens and the only guy there at the time was a dumpy middle manager who tried so hard to be scary but ultimately didn't want to deal with it and was just "okay leave and never come back" That's my walgreens story thanks
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Shame Boy posted:Uhhh why's there a firing squad behind him he can retire from life insurance policy while clinically dead retirement living via partial mummification
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Shame Boy posted:The one place I ever got caught shoplifting from as a teen was a Walgreens and the only guy there at the time was a dumpy middle manager who tried so hard to be scary but ultimately didn't want to deal with it and was just "okay leave and never come back" Some guy stole my blunt wraps at a walgreens in orlando. Had just bought them too, snatched em right out of my hand as i exited the store. Like drat brother I would have given you one for free if you asked.
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Shame Boy posted:The one place I ever got caught shoplifting from as a teen was a Walgreens and the only guy there at the time was a dumpy middle manager who tried so hard to be scary but ultimately didn't want to deal with it and was just "okay leave and never come back" I was confronted by Best Buy security and I used the devastating counter-move of running the gently caress away.
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pokemon cards were random so we would just go in and open packs and look inside and only buy if there was a good one I got "banned" from a store for "stealing" for that but idk it's obviously an insane scam on children like loot crates and I never left the store with anything I didn't pay for even tho I could have
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when I was a kid it was so easily to steal it was such a beautiful time idk what kids do now
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i shoplifted some porno mags from a used book store when i was a teen 
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Carthag Tuek posted:i shoplifted some porno mags from a used book store when i was a teen For sale: porno mags, unfortunately used
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Carthag Tuek posted:i shoplifted some porno mags from a used book store when i was a teen The urban version of forest porn.
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A Bakers Cousin posted:yeah he designed his own doom levels way back in the day jesus christ
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Carthag Tuek posted:just read an article about the first food stamps in denmark in the early 1930s, and of course the conservative parties were seriously worried that people would use them for lobster Government: Alright we have approved money transfers to prevent people from starving. You: Can I have cash? Government: No, only vouchers or a restricted debit card. You: Can I choose what to buy? Government: No, only from an approved list and never any alcohol or tobacco. You: Got it. Can I buy some fried chicken for dinner? Government: Absolutely not, that’s cooked food, go eat at a restaurant with your own money. You: What about a sandwich, that’s cold food. Government: If it’s toasted or any of the ingredients are heated then it’s not allowed. You: Can I buy bread, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, and a cold chicken cutlet and assemble them myself? Government: That’s fine, as long as the separate ingredients cost more than a finished assembled sandwich, we don’t want to waste taxpayer money on luxuries. You: Well what if I sell the food credit for cash and use that cash to buy a hot sandwich? Government: That’s a felony, we will send you to prison. You: Do I get free hot meals in prison? Government: Nobody likes a wiseass.
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Shame Boy posted:For sale: porno mags, unfortunately used they were german, with real high quality paper, like good carton thickness to em. like, you could wipe them down with a dishrag without destroying them. so hopefully the gross old dude who ran the store did that before i swiped them
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Nieuw Amsterdam posted:Government: Nobody likes a wiseass. oh yea i forgot to mention, at least half the intent of the 1930s danish food stamp program was to subsidize farmers and fishermen who lost their customers to poverty. so limiting foodstamps would obviously be counterproductive, but hey reactionaries gotta react shittily
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Carthag Tuek posted:oh yea i forgot to mention, at least half the intent of the 1930s danish food stamp program was to subsidize farmers and fishermen who lost their customers to poverty. so limiting foodstamps would obviously be counterproductive, but hey reactionaries gotta react shittily Lobster being a luxury food is so strange. It's a giant sea bug. Back in the day we used to feed them to prisoners.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Lobster being a luxury food is so strange. It's a giant sea bug. Back in the day we used to feed them to prisoners. preparation and storage makes a huge difference on whether its edible a fresh rare steak is a luxury, ground beef thats been sitting in a train cart for a day is not
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Zeroisanumber posted:Lobster being a luxury food is so strange. It's a giant sea bug. Back in the day we used to feed them to prisoners. if you have to drench something in butter to make it edible its not that good
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Carthag Tuek posted:they were german, with real high quality paper, like good carton thickness to em. like, you could wipe them down with a dishrag without destroying them. so hopefully the gross old dude who ran the store did that before i swiped them Laminated porn is a horrifyingly plausible thing that I hadn't had to consider until now
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Failed Imagineer posted:Laminated porn is a horrifyingly plausible thing that I hadn't had to consider until now you could do dryerase markup on the pages
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Failed Imagineer posted:Laminated porn is a horrifyingly plausible thing that I hadn't had to consider until now A tiny communal library for porn
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The Nastier Nate posted:if you have to drench something in butter to make it edible its not that good
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/AlanRMacLeod/status/1611022230011662337?t=fSsVEOiGTY5Z1Kgq0eNoFw&s=19 When THIS was happening in Cuba and Venezuela (because of our sanctions) we tried to do a coup. https://mobile.twitter.com/Big_G_09/status/1608447061447278592
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Carthag Tuek posted:they were german, with real high quality paper, like good carton thickness to em. like, you could wipe them down with a dishrag without destroying them. so hopefully the gross old dude who ran the store did that before i swiped them I mean, if that's the narrative you require then I'm not gonna challenge it
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COPE 27 posted:When THIS was happening in Cuba and Venezuela (because of our sanctions) we tried to do a coup. Which Canadian province is the third world one Is it BC, I bet it's BC
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The Nastier Nate posted:if you have to drench something in butter to make it edible its not that good You don't have to drench lobster in butter. Fresh caught, cooked just before eating lobster is very expensive unless you live in the right coastal areas, and it's nothing like what 99% of the working class has eaten elsewhere.
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COPE 27 posted:When THIS was happening in Cuba and Venezuela (because of our sanctions) we tried to do a coup. this is my local safeway in cali, a couple weeks ago 
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