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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008

Was just about to post this.
Amazing clips

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Remembering that time Pelé and *squints* Bobby Moore defeated the nazis with a sick rear end bicycle kick, RIP

https://twitter.com/atrightmovies/status/1608542244344332288?s=46&t=QqQbwRo2UTKzv-9YUzpf3Q

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Isn't the story with that bicycle kick that he did it perfectly first time but the cameras weren't rolling, so he just did it again in the exact same place

RIP Pele you got so sick of watching neymar that you died. I will always remember your goals, your viagra adverts, that time you tried to sell diamonds made out of your hair and more importantly that time you said nicky butt was Englands best player at the 2002 world cup

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
*runs off to eBay to find an Authentic Pelé Hair-Diamond before nostalgia pricing kicks in*

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD70ECy5E2k

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

paddyboat posted:

Remembering that time Pelé and *squints* Bobby Moore defeated the nazis with a sick rear end bicycle kick, RIP

https://twitter.com/atrightmovies/status/1608542244344332288?s=46&t=QqQbwRo2UTKzv-9YUzpf3Q
Aided by Sylvester Stallone, the most clutch goalkeeper of all time.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
RIP Pele, you're doing lines with Maradona now

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Killed by the final blow to any good Brazilian, an Argentine WC victory

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
pele died and cursed my av it seems

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!

owns

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Crazy Ted posted:

Aided by Sylvester Stallone, the most clutch goalkeeper of all time.

and also a whole bunch of Ipswich Town players, don't forget that

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Troy Queef posted:

and also a whole bunch of Ipswich Town players, don't forget that

I think I will, thank you.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
how about a Pele image dump?



















































Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



https://twitter.com/CheapPanini/status/1608970399005708288?s=20

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

brocked posted:

how about a Pele image dump?



My question is this: did Pele spin?

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

sticksy posted:

CONCACAF Handbags
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1379947287582011392?s=21

That player only received a yellow card, lol

found it! took a week, i went through the entire thread lol. totally worth it. the entire stadium erupts and he runs over full speed to present a yellow. lol every watch

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/ryanadsett/status/1610418691111256064?t=FOPnBZyLghD4vUeNvPMueQ&s=19

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Incredible sequence

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Gueye was playing in the Champion's League semi-final just over a year ago. Incredible how poo poo coaching can make you poo poo.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


wow worse than an own goal, the perfect own assist.

ten seconds prior they had a neat free kick. some own goals are just badly angled deflects but that was an effort to save energy. a premature pass when he had at least two seconds to force a throw-in or find someone running back to mid from the box.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
the only explanation my brain will accept for Gueye making that pass and then not even bothering to sprint back to defend his own mistake is that he wants Lampard gone

bofa salesman
Nov 6, 2009

The defender getting destroyed by the goalkeeper makes the entire sequence so much better

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Pickford still doing his trademark lunges.

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp
Eric Dier letting Sergio Ramos know he is there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_aHtkOtrg

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
https://twitter.com/gokhanKY_/status/1610719878540890113

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

SoylentCola posted:

Eric Dier letting Sergio Ramos know he is there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_aHtkOtrg

That must have felt good. Unfortunately he didn’t hit him properly.

Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MilW4U-Cr6A

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Malaysian forward Faisal Halim nutmegs Thai keeper Kittipong Phuthawchueak

https://twitter.com/affmecup/status/1611706453227892736

the 45th second of this other video shows it better

https://twitter.com/affmecup/status/1611733475840921600

TDepressionEarl fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jan 7, 2023

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
call that goal back for the Ronald Celebrations

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


paddyboat posted:

call that goal back for the Ronald Celebrations

the malaysian team were easy to dislike

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


paddyboat posted:

call that goal back for the Ronald Celebrations

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

TDepressionEarl posted:

Malaysian forward Faisal Halim nutmegs Thai keeper Kittipong Phuthawchueak

https://twitter.com/affmecup/status/1611706453227892736

the 45th second of this other video shows it better

https://twitter.com/affmecup/status/1611733475840921600

Huh, at first I thought that was Witsel with the assist.
But then I realised: a forward pass? Can't be Witsel.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

TDepressionEarl posted:

Malaysian forward Faisal Halim nutmegs Thai keeper Kittipong Phuthawchueak

https://twitter.com/affmecup/status/1611706453227892736

the 45th second of this other video shows it better

https://twitter.com/affmecup/status/1611733475840921600

Lol thought the token white guy’s name was “Let’s gently caress”

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Also shouldn’t that guy be playing for the U-5”s???

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


shut up blegum posted:

Huh, at first I thought that was Witsel with the assist.
But then I realised: a forward pass? Can't be Witsel.

one second let me google something
yup, this post is funny


A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Also shouldn’t that guy be playing for the U-5”s???

hey now, you can't denigrate our short kings in a post-Messi, Finals winner, World.
biting a fading star's style in the aircon cup tho

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Bale retired today. Here are some sick goals. I can still remember how he skinned Bartra (1:35). It’s missing the game where he destroys Maicon but I can’t recall if he scored then.

https://youtu.be/sodxDn1PPDo

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Gone to the big golf course in the sky. RIP king

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Golf, Golf, Golf, in that order.

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