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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Dog Case posted:

Believing they didn't do a genocide while also believing natives are mostly extinct somehow
thanks for reminding me:

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BRB pooping
Apr 17, 2008

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Pooping in urinals

Sounds fun,gonna try

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

get so fat they can't walk

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
get so fat they need special doors and hospital beds but for some reason they can still fit in Ford pickup trucks

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Our trucks are big enough to haul a mighty sycamore tree of course they can haul an American too.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

War and Pieces posted:

get so fat they need special doors and hospital beds but for some reason they can still fit in Ford pickup trucks

tbf that one ISIS guy was this fat too

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Vomik posted:

which country is filled with responsible gun owners ?

Switzerland?

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
Smiling like an idiot psycho at everything/everyone

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Zodium posted:

get so fat they can't walk

theyre hamburger people

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Pooping in urinals

washing hands in urinals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Homocow posted:

thanks for reminding me:


i will always have this painting to thank for my giantess fetish. god bless america

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

they create the something awful forums and then kill themselves

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


*something happens*

oh wow, this is, like, my destiny

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Homocow posted:

thanks for reminding me:


This painting was literally in my grade school history textbook.

But if you really want to see something wild, check out the state seal of MN. It's literally about genocide.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the murals were the funniest joke in all of parks and rec





Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
flushing every time

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
wearing the shoes you wore walking around the city streets inside the house. put em up on the couch, wear them sitting on the bed, whatever you feel like

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
the naming convention for high school grades

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
not cooking hamburgers long enough to even set on the inside

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Invented the short ton, presumably in an effort to have the first one ton human being. Just use a normal ton you fuckwits!

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
visibly more money going to locker rooms than classrooms

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

EEKA GEEK posted:

not cooking hamburgers long enough to even set on the inside

lol i hate this. also bougie cookouts where people buy ground sirloin just because more expensive = better

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



thetan_guy42 posted:

Smiling like an idiot psycho at everything/everyone

And if you don't play along you get asked "What's wrong?" 900 times a day

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Spending 72 million dollars to build a high school football stadium

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
the water level in their toilets is insanely high

EEKA GEEK posted:

the naming convention for high school grades

this... i will never learn what a "sophomore" or "fresh man" is, gently caress off

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
our highest paid public employees in nearly every state are college football coaches, usually getting multiple millions per year

e: University of Florida football coach got $6M in 2019, school teachers get $27k-$59k

PDP-1 has issued a correction as of 00:40 on Jan 8, 2023

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
asking how are you doing when they don't care

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

EEKA GEEK posted:

wearing the shoes you wore walking around the city streets inside the house. put em up on the couch, wear them sitting on the bed, whatever you feel like

then they have to rent expensive carpet steaming equipment rather than just taking their shoes off at the door. keeps a whole industry alive

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender
Using AM/PM garbage instead of 24-hour time.

loving up PCB design for the world by making it standard to measure poo poo like trace widths in inches and copper thickness in ounces. This poo poo's now widely used in PCB houses all over the world.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

americans still use the penny

that's supremely loving stupid

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

when canada stopped using the penny there's like 90% less random change in my car's cup holders

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
saying "have a nice day"

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
calling the main course of a meal the 'entrée'

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
setting, but then not following, the "rules-based international order"

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Eating yellow material wrapped in packaging that carefully avoids the word "cheese"

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Kazzah posted:

Eating yellow material wrapped in packaging that carefully avoids the word "cheese"

eating no food just food like products

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Keeping the Christ in Christmas.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
each other's mothers

Its that time
Nov 8, 2011
Having a civil war about, of all things, abolising slavery. Cause, you know, doing it without a fuss like just about every other nation on earth in that time frame is a big no sir. Gotta be right or die trying.

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
lol yeah all the non-American slavers gave up slavery without a fuss

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