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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


redreader posted:

What's the point of pepperoni? Compared to salami it's like baloney compared to ham: just not good. I buy sticks of salami and keep them in a Ziploc in the fridge. The ones that have the paper covering keep fresh best.

All cured meats will have their place in the kingdom of heaven.

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Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!

Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:

Is there a trick to keep pepperoni from going bad quickly? I switched to salami because I couldn't get halfway through the package without it going moldy.

I'm actually kind of intrigued by this. I've had spare pepperoni slice turn brown and rancid when forgotten in the fridge for a year but never actually moldy. Are you leaving it out at room temperature or something?


redreader posted:

What's the point of pepperoni? Compared to salami it's like baloney compared to ham: just not good. I buy sticks of salami and keep them in a Ziploc in the fridge. The ones that have the paper covering keep fresh best.

What pepperoni have you tried?

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Pepperono am I right

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
I didn't grow up in the USA and pepperoni's not really a thing anywhere else afaik (I just googled: it's American). I've tried it and had a lot of pizza with it, and it makes ok pizza but pepperoni itself is just not good. I suppose it's like American cheese, in that if you didn't grow up with it you're like 'eeu'. No it's not bait, it's an honest opinion. My wife is American (I am too at this point) and she likes salami but doesn't like pepperoni either.

'what pepperoni have I tried': Whatever is put on pizza, at least 20 times, and also the stuff in the costco 4-pack of 3 salamis and one pepperoni.

LightRailTycoon
Mar 24, 2017
'Nduja

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.
What’s the point of cheese on pizza it’s just milk that got an attitude

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
pepperoni is just pig that got an attitude and got whacked.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

redreader posted:

I didn't grow up in the USA and pepperoni's not really a thing anywhere else afaik (I just googled: it's American). I've tried it and had a lot of pizza with it, and it makes ok pizza but pepperoni itself is just not good.

Good pepperoni is very similar to hot Calabrese salami.

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
It's not really fair to compare pepperoni to American cheese just because they're both American in origin. Pepperoni is salami that's been flavored a certain way, American cheese is "processed cheese food product" which a lot of people (fairly, IMO) criticize as not "real cheese".

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


What does an unfair criticism look like to you?

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Ill posit American cheese itself is a flavor and the processed cheese product basically just means an emulsifier.

My guess is you don't like the American American cheese, similar to how you don't like the American salami. A lot of American food sucks. Our bread is sweet too, but my down the street beef and pork pepperoni is definitely not american pepperoni either.

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

I'm actually kind of intrigued by this. I've had spare pepperoni slice turn brown and rancid when forgotten in the fridge for a year but never actually moldy. Are you leaving it out at room temperature or something?

It was in the fridge, the Gallo presliced stuff that says to eat within 7 days of opening.

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Jun 19, 2021



sometimes you just want an easy pizza.

this is what I call my easiest, lowest common denominator pizza, using store bought dough, cooking in the oven, and rolling it out on parchment paper (which i then remove after about 30 seconds of cooking). it's 90% as good as homemade fermented dough in the ooni, but, like, 10 minutes of actual work, and so much less effort.



my oven is also terrible so if i can do this anyone can.

i can post a longer walk through if anyone is interested, but its so easy its a much less intimidating way to get into pizza vs. some of what gets posted here.

Upgrade fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jan 9, 2023

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Dang, that's a nice looking pie!
I have a lodge cast iron pizza thing, I can get a bomb rear end pie from a store bought crust with that thing.
I found a new use for my pizza peel today, launching high hydration sourdough loaves into my combo cooker!
Lot less burnt fingers and deflated loaves in my future!

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008

Pillbug

redreader posted:

I didn't grow up in the USA and pepperoni's not really a thing anywhere else afaik (I just googled: it's American). I've tried it and had a lot of pizza with it, and it makes ok pizza but pepperoni itself is just not good. I suppose it's like American cheese, in that if you didn't grow up with it you're like 'eeu'. No it's not bait, it's an honest opinion. My wife is American (I am too at this point) and she likes salami but doesn't like pepperoni either.

'what pepperoni have I tried': Whatever is put on pizza, at least 20 times, and also the stuff in the costco 4-pack of 3 salamis and one pepperoni.

Yes, clearly only Americans could appreciate a fermented salami with a flavor profile of *checks notes* paprika, fennel, garlic.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:

It was in the fridge, the Gallo presliced stuff that says to eat within 7 days of opening.

That stuff goes bad so very fast. I have no idea why, but so does the Gallo salami. Moldy within 14 days.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Doom Rooster posted:

Yes, clearly only Americans could appreciate a fermented salami with a flavor profile of *checks notes* paprika, fennel, garlic.

Pepperoni is cheap garbage that has never tasted like the thing you have listed.

There's nothing wrong with that, I like pepperoni on pizzas, but there's no need to lie. We have all had pepperoni before.

Zombie Dachshund
Feb 26, 2016

It’s true that most commercial pepperoni isn’t very good. But there is high quality artisanal pepperoni. Heck, I make salumi as a hobby and I’ve made pepperoni that was pretty great.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.
Are we really going to start gatekeeping putting loving pepperoni on pizzas?

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!
I'm having some fun with the pepperoni chat. If I sound like I am making some moral argument about pizza, just remember my Tex-Mex pizza with enchilada sauce.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

I'm having some fun with the pepperoni chat. If I sound like I am making some moral argument about pizza, just remember my Tex-Mex pizza with enchilada sauce.

One of my absolute favorite pizzas ever is the Wolfgang Puck Taco Pizza that you can get at one of the Vegas casinos. Everything about it is a crime to pizza, but it is so dang tasty!

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
I regularly make pizzas with satay chicken, pineapple and fresh cilantro. Pretty sure goons with spoons turned me on to the idea back in like 2004.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Whoever did I assume is rightfully permabanned

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!

Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:

It was in the fridge, the Gallo presliced stuff that says to eat within 7 days of opening.

Huh maaaaaybe in years long past that I tried this stuff and that happened and I just burned it into my head to never try them again. I can't really say for sure though.

Anyways, redreader, this guy seems to have the idea:

Mister Facetious posted:

Good pepperoni is very similar to hot Calabrese salami.

I've done that and yeah, quite similar.

I used to use a lot of salami on pizzas but my wife as my most frequent customer declared she generally didn't like it. So I only really throw it on with bigger gatherings. In that regard, people tended to prefer it with pesto pizzas if anything. Or rather, they preferred not-pepperoni when it came to pesto.

If I had any snootiness about meats on pizzas, I think the more expensive stuff that should just be eaten raw should just be eaten raw. Mostly because that stuff gets hit real hard in the pizza oven. I bet if it was put under most of the other ingredients that it would instead by oddly slimy. I don't consider the vacuum-packed stuff to be particularly gourmet here and are fair game for pizza. In fact, I think they're better than most choices since they have a higher water content and that helps them hold out in the oven.

Splinter
Jul 4, 2003
Cowabunga!

Human Tornada posted:

It's not really fair to compare pepperoni to American cheese just because they're both American in origin. Pepperoni is salami that's been flavored a certain way, American cheese is "processed cheese food product" which a lot of people (fairly, IMO) criticize as not "real cheese".

Pepperoni is the quintessential American pizza topping, but American cheese is the quintessential cheeseburger cheese galaxy-wide. So you are correct it's not a fair comparison.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Splinter posted:

Pepperoni is the quintessential American pizza topping, but American cheese is the quintessential cheeseburger cheese galaxy-wide. So you are correct it's not a fair comparison.

Do you mean processed cheese like the Kraft™ single, or like, sliced Brick?

Cause while I like the texture of the former on a burger, it has gently caress-all taste, and doesn't add anything in that respect.

ogopogo
Jul 16, 2006
Remember: no matter where you go, there you are.

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

Hey ogopogo, it looks like my detroit dough performed very similar to your video with the big bubbles and all. My blanks are too gelatinized though; they're very wettish in the center, which is a thing I get with high-hydration doughs. People that don't know any better think it's undercooked. I think I actually have to drop the bake down and run it longer. Well, it's what I'm going to try next anyways.

Sorry for the late reply - wondering how the longer bake worked for you! Nailing the parbake is definitely tricky with the high hydration doughs. I have found that the flour blend is what makes or breaks a good parbake for me. I haven't had much time to get back into the pan pizza game since we opened, another month or two and I'll start it up again - I've got some new ideas for the prep and bake of my Detroit style pizzas.

Fresh parm on a box of pepp slices from the other day -

https://i.imgur.com/Xw77LZr.mp4

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Holy poo poo

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

ogopogo posted:

Fresh parm on a box of pepp slices from the other day -

https://i.imgur.com/Xw77LZr.mp4

Serious question, who is not just buying the other half or 1/3 of that pizza

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

sirbeefalot posted:

Serious question, who is not just buying the other half or 1/3 of that pizza

I used to always get slices from our local pizza spot, because they would be ready 5x faster than a full pizza and be the same amount of food

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
What kind of cheese do folks usually use? I tend to just go for mozarella, since I'm not a fan of strongly flavoured cheeses.

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Jun 19, 2021



PurpleXVI posted:

What kind of cheese do folks usually use? I tend to just go for mozarella, since I'm not a fan of strongly flavoured cheeses.

whole milk low moisture mozzarella

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!
50% Store-brand, low-moister mozzarella and then 50% hunk of mild provolone from the deli counter. It used to be 50/25/25 mozz/prov/parmesan but that's salt I could spend elsewhere.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
90% Low moisture mozz if I can get it (for some reason it's sporadic in the stores near me), otherwise regular mozz dried by spinning in a salad spinner.
10% Parmesan, Pecorino or other hard cheese for flavour. I tend to like the umami this adds and it doesn't really overpower any of the usual toppings at this quantity.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

PurpleXVI posted:

What kind of cheese do folks usually use? I tend to just go for mozarella, since I'm not a fan of strongly flavoured cheeses.

Akkawi, it's basically a saltier mozzarella. (My local Italian deli became a Turkish one).

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Lactose free mozzarella. It's less nice than the proper stuff, but on the other hand my girlfriend can eat it without blowing up like a balloon, and is the reason I started making pizza in the first place.

ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007

knox_harrington posted:

Lactose free mozzarella. It's less nice than the proper stuff, but on the other hand my girlfriend can eat it without blowing up like a balloon, and is the reason I started making pizza in the first place.

Real buffalo mozzarella is lactose free and nicer than regular mozzarella.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

It is lower in lactose but not lactose free.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
that's what big milk wants you to think

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ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007

knox_harrington posted:

It is lower in lactose but not lactose free.

Apparently it’s just the Buf brand thats lactose free.

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