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Amoeba102 posted:How do you go by Junk Science and not be parody? Infowars has been waging war on information since 1999.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 03:09 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:31 |
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This has a Dave Barry rhythm to it.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:49 |
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Help, I gave my toddler one children's Tylenol and now he's on the streets trying to buy krokodil with his pretend money
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 18:50 |
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Oh poo poo I haven't seen a Reader's Digest in ages. Guess I'm a commie.
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:00 |
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Golden Dragon posted:Oh poo poo I haven't seen a Reader's Digest in ages. Guess I'm a commie. If you aren’t well read you’re well red
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# ? Jan 6, 2023 19:03 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh lol, I'd forgotten that @junkscience was not a satirical account posting examples of idiotic science takes but was, in fact, making the idiotic science takes themselves
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 01:05 |
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Surely nobody is actually stupid enough to take the known maximum of a random half of a dataset and compare it to the known minimum of the other half to establish a trend.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 01:44 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Milloy By "junk science" he means "climate science," and he is completely serious. Also, according to that wikipedia article, he opposes the second-hand-smoke-cancer link (he is evidently directly paid to do so by tobacco companies), wants to abolish the Surgeon General, and is pro DDT and asbestos. He's a grifter. He no doubt knows exactly how stupid that graph is. But he gets paid the big bux to lie to conservative americans.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 02:17 |
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I am once again asking people to consider how gears work.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 03:38 |
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Are those gears or viruses? They’re not touching, regardless, so they can all spin freely I think.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 04:05 |
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I think the yellow gear mostly can, though it might be close enough to the blue to get clinked once per tooth, but the other three look like they spin properly, and the blue and green aren't close enough to affect each other so they should influence each other somewhat. So I guess the point is that social forces aren't relevant to SARS spread, although tbh it's been a long day and this metaphor isn't really working for me. What's the motive force? Time and the inevitability of death? At any rate. Whatever this engine is I bet it rattles loud as gently caress.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 04:21 |
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They're 4 covids combining into a covid Voltron.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 06:40 |
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Here's a fun game: which label applies to which gear?
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 14:45 |
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Muscle Tracer posted:An rear end has one hole: the rear end in a top hat. It also has two cheeks, between which is the cheekend. Everybody's twerking for the cheekend
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Splicer posted:Here's a fun game: which label applies to which gear? Lol I think they're not labels of the gears, but rather different factors and where they map in the 4-plex based on the labels given in the boxes; poor social support is a combo of social and psychological factors etc is that trying to say long covid is a syndrome?
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 15:59 |
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Muscle Tracer posted:An rear end has one hole: the rear end in a top hat. It also has two cheeks, between which is the cheekend. There's only one rear end in a top hat: the human rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jan 7, 2023 22:38 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Milloy There's a similar group, CO2Science that runs the same kind of grift: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_the_Study_of_Carbon_Dioxide_and_Global_Change They were an important part of my political development because they used to have a thing on their website where every day they'd show real data from a weather station and that showed a cooling trend over time. The tool was interactive and you could pick any weather station in the US. I played around a little with the tool and found that there were a lot of stations where the trend was upwards instead. I ended up making a map of every weather station, and color coding based on whether the trend was up, down or neutral. At the end, it was clear that some areas of the country were getting cooler, but most was getting hotter. By looking at the data directly, it was pretty obvious that something was up, and even though some areas were getting cooler, there was definitely some kind of thing happening. And after that, when I'd see the daily chart only showing cooling areas, I knew that these guys were being dishonest, and I think that was a good lesson to learn early.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 03:44 |
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 05:19 |
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We seriously should stop making bulldogs, though.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 05:37 |
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I'm lookin up random dogs from that and the Brussels Griffon looks like a hairy gremlin pug
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 05:56 |
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Chart is flawed, because the Brussels Griffon is as good as it gets.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 06:50 |
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That is a diagram of a dog orgy.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 07:03 |
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Amoeba102 posted:Chart is flawed, because the Brussels Griffon is as good as it gets. Also because pugs belong right next to bulldogs in the Monstrosity Circle.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 07:42 |
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Boxers are dumb as gently caress but the best dogs yes they are
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 07:43 |
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Obviously the best dogs are corgis, on account of being able to produce smaller corgi versions of any other dog given the slightest opportunity
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 07:47 |
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Does that chart say that cats are one of the highest rated types of dogs?
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 07:54 |
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The domestic shorthair cat is the fifth best dog.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 07:56 |
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Phanatic posted:We seriously should stop making dogs, though.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 07:59 |
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Melaneus posted:Does that chart say that cats are one of the highest rated types of dogs? where's the lie?
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 08:17 |
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How is dachshund not at the upper limit of hot dog
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 09:36 |
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Boogaloo Shrimp posted:How is dachshund not at the upper limit of hot dog Hot dogs are generally made from pigs and rats
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 09:46 |
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Why are hounds supposedly dumb? That's some sort of discrimination. Except the token smart one apparently.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 10:34 |
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All the terriers and other tiny doglings belong to the left side.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 12:08 |
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I like how huskies are high on their rating, but if you don't have the time or ability to give them a lot of exercise they'll tear your house up.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 13:07 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Why are hounds supposedly dumb? To keep them at bay, I'm sure.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 14:05 |
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hooah posted:I like how huskies are high on their rating, but if you don't have the time or ability to give them a lot of exercise they'll tear your house up. That simply sounds like justice to me. Don‘t get an animal if you can‘t accomodate it.
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 20:08 |
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this might be the first chart I've ever seen where the British punch above their weight in "happiness"
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# ? Jan 8, 2023 20:11 |
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I don't have any metal bands, am I missing out or is this a passive buff based on knowing how many others have?
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