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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

dlrry posted:

I think its due time that Tesla added Warioware Twisted to their cars. You could even use the steering wheel to play!

If you're going to play any Twisted game in the Hyperloop, then it should be Twisted Metal :colbert:

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Songbearer posted:

If you're going to play any Twisted game in the Hyperloop, then it should be Twisted Metal :colbert:

Ohhhh is that what he’s going to call a wreck in there? I don’t want to play this game anymore :(

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
They just need to swap the teslas our for segway s-pods and we are that much closer to a WALL-E society.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Renreeja posted:

they need to at least have some guts and faith in the brand, no drivers, all AI with max aggressive mode. No human ushers either

Apparently they tried this and the cars kept trying to follow the surface roads instead

of the

y'know

tunnel.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol I went to see what else Elon was tweeting dumb poo poo about and

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1611856501798215680

lol

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://twitter.com/dextertempest/status/1612065240476258305?s=46&t=70OglANV9UFB0N_EneMvPg

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

For more insights (and if you can handle it), he's live on Youtube right now, taking questions from stans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h0q96x8DsU

I learned something new, he pronounces it tez-la, I've been saying tes-lah this whole time.

edit: I could only tolerate his stutter-speech style of speaking without saying anything for about 10 minutes.

Binary Logic fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jan 8, 2023

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Binary Logic posted:

For more insights (and if you can handle it), he's live on Youtube right now, taking questions from stans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h0q96x8DsU

I learned something new, he pronounces it tez-la, I've been saying tes-lah this whole time.

Isn't this just a crypto scam

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

ben shapino posted:

Isn't this just a crypto scam

Sure looks like it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

ben shapino posted:

Isn't this just a crypto scam

It's not the first time somebody has fallen for this exact thing itt, lol

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



That youtube is a deep fake scam

^^ yeah lol I was thinking I have seen this happen itt before

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

gschmidl posted:

Sure looks like it.

This is a thing that happens constantly, someone puts up a stream of some old Elon Q&A video, pretends it’s live, and slaps a link to whatever crypto scam on top of it.

It’s smart because Elon stans are obviously the perfect target for that sort of grift.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

i too, cannot walk and think at the same time.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I still don't understand why the apple mouse requires me to flip it over to charge it

Because they don’t want people taking pictures of the mouse with ugly cables sticking out.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

So they just changed the name of hyperloop from a high speed rail train to a loving Tesla bus station?

No, this is a classic example of musk having a tiny vocabulary and no imagination, thus the projects he proposed as a distraction to kill regional high speed rail and the projects he proposed as a distraction to kill local public transit have similar names: "hyperloop" and "the loop"

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

ben shapino posted:

Isn't this just a crypto scam

Sorry! So it's a scam of a scam...a hypercyberscam loop, in Elon terms.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Binary Logic posted:

Sorry! So it's a scam of a scam...a hypercyberscam loop, in Elon terms.

It’s a 4d hyperpyramid-scam-loop, everybody run!!! 😱😱

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
I was at an airport over xmas break, and something crazy happened. It was a long way from ticketing to my gate. There were these things in the floor that, i don't know how to explain it, just...moved...people. Like you stood there and the floor transported you. But...get this, every few hundred feet, you could get off and go to the bathroom or look at books and poo poo. Crazy

Oh, and there was one in detroit, that was in a tube...and had neon lights

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Musk can't even recognise a Captain Kirk quote. Not a real nerd, fake-rear end grifter. :spergin:

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Risky Business (great movie) (Alpha Male)

spaced ninja
Apr 10, 2009


Toilet Rascal
Is the hyper loop on the blockchain? Really missing an opportunity there.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Musk has said himself and directly in interviews that not only did his dad own “a stake” in an emerald mine in Zambia but also that when he was younger Musk sold gems from that mine to dealers when he needed pocket money

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Lamech posted:

I was at an airport over xmas break, and something crazy happened. It was a long way from ticketing to my gate. There were these things in the floor that, i don't know how to explain it, just...moved...people. Like you stood there and the floor transported you. But...get this, every few hundred feet, you could get off and go to the bathroom or look at books and poo poo. Crazy

Oh, and there was one in detroit, that was in a tube...and had neon lights

This is not the Thomas Friedman thread.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

Scratch Monkey posted:

Musk has said himself and directly in interviews that not only did his dad own “a stake” in an emerald mine in Zambia but also that when he was younger Musk sold gems from that mine to dealers when he needed pocket money

If you have these interviews handy I'd love to see them. It's so hard to search this issue since his fanboys are so determined to debunk it.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

These two episodes of Behind the Bastards paint a pretty good picture of how lovely he is

The Gillman
Jul 8, 2004
Beaten with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges
Grimey Drawer

morningdrew posted:

These two episodes of Behind the Bastards paint a pretty good picture of how lovely he is



Finish listening to those ads for goods and services mister

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

The Gillman posted:

Finish listening to those ads for goods and services mister

Finally found Robert Evans' account

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Gillman posted:

Finish listening to those ads for goods and services mister

No. I've heard they'll no longer let me hunt children for sport on an island.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
As yes it is extremely clutch that I have this time in the car to contemplate what I will be doing next here in Vegas once I reach my destination. Am I going to

Drink?

Gamble?

...

gently caress a hooker I guess?

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



You know who DOES have a child-hunting island? It is certainty not Blue Apron, no no no. But Elon’s family has a timeshare on one going back decades.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

1) No scary brown people
2) I'm so out of shape that a 10 minute walk makes me sweat profusely
3) I'm lazy and too stupid to walk and think at the same time
4) I'm lazy

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

It's Vegas, you regain your energy levels with blow, red bulls, and naps at 3pm

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/popbase/status/1611959943674105859?s=46&t=27LbahpRkLwFm012ov8guA

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Stains all over the seats from smuggled out casino buffet within the first day.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


lol he's actually going to do it


can't wait for TwitTube's launch

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
4000 character for blue ticks only

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

kazil posted:

If Elon cares so much about aesthetics, why does he look like that?

the ladies love my flab

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Tai posted:

Someone mentioned earlier that these two tunnels have no emergency exits. Is that not illegal in US?

Why would they need emergency exits? Who would be able to use them once the burning Tesla locks the doors and decides to take it's passengers with it into the afterlife?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


I don't know anything about anything, but this seems like a bad place to have an accident or medical emergency. Also seems more wasteful than some sort of electric metro/subway. Also why is there a traffic jam? Why is the future of transportation dependent on human stewards directing traffic?

I'm sure the real life Tony Stark knows something about this project that I don't, otherwise why would so many people go along with such a stupid execution of a questionable idea ?

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I don't understand what is being offered here. It's a small tunnel. Am I insane? What am I missing? Why are people acting impressed?

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