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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

I'm sure that the break not being explicitly listed as paid is fine in this dystopian capitalist landscape of ours

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Non-humans will feed upon humans as much as they can get away with.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I am of course talking about legal entities, non-human predators upon ourselves of our own making.

In our complacency as overlong apex predators, we have invented our own parasites upon ourselves.

Their interests are not human. They are not driven by human values nor compassions, but are agents of optimization in a target space of power, in a feature space we've neglected to limit. Woe unto us, we architects of our own doom.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jan 8, 2023

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Your employees would definitely hate you less if you didn't pull poo poo like this

Why even bother?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Karate Bastard posted:

I am of course talking about legal entities, non-human predators upon ourselves of our own making.

In our complacency as overlong apex predators, we have invented our own parasites upon ourselves.

Their interests are not human. They are not driven by human values nor compassions, but are agents of optimization in a target space of power, in a feature space we've neglected to limit. Woe unto us, we architects of our own doom.

Ok yeah but they're also the star actors of that new hit 'Do not make the Torment Nexus' so you gotta hand it to em

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
They hella are

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Nobody's asking the important question of wondering what it took to "win" this in the first place.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Jamesman posted:

Nobody's asking the important question of wondering what it took to "win" this in the first place.
Or what "do not have to pick the same day" means

Does this suggest it was a group award? Or that they hand out enough of them that someone might have the incredible possibilities of having MORE THAN ONE?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Dr. Quarex posted:

Or what "do not have to pick the same day" means

Does this suggest it was a group award? Or that they hand out enough of them that someone might have the incredible possibilities of having MORE THAN ONE?

I just assumed it meant that you didn’t have to decide what day you wanted the break the day you received the coupon, but :shrug:

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/t206EGC.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


That went about as good as it could have.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

I wonder how many fingers he's got left

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

gay picnic defence posted:

I wonder how many fingers he's got left

hes got all of em, theyre just flat, like a looney toons character that gets runover by a steamroller

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
Roomie came across this today

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

one of theose situations where i need to ask "what was the plan?"

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Someone posted their 5 inch miscarriage in their hand on Facebook the other day so nothing in this thread will ever phase me.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Someone posted their 5 inch miscarriage in their hand on Facebook the other day so nothing in this thread will ever phase me.

Sometimes it's more difficult on the forum poster than on the woman

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Queen Gnome posted:

Roomie came across this today


Yes, but to the verb form, not the adjective.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Queen Gnome posted:

Roomie came across this today


Is that Sting?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Queen Gnome posted:

Roomie came across this today


I have to assume this is referring to Hollywood superstar Rich Evans, who is extremely humble.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Weird furbies are blessed :colbert:



I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want this hanging up on the wall over their commode?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

caspergers posted:

the tome angler



This thing looks like its straining to poo poo

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Dick Fontaine posted:

Weird furbies are blessed :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I_EPkHqU20

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Look as long as you stay away from the couch it's clearly marked as it's territory, you'll be fine.

I mean probably.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1612187045941616640?t=pAWFS7yhB43fUHBwQhZTpg&s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



You may think it's weird, but I found that surgically embedding stress reliever toys in my face saved time and helped improve my mood

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
It’s super helpful that there’s a little dancing “weird” animation because I would totally have found that completely normal otherwise

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


I interpret its current mood as 'chuffed'

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Freemasonry II lookin ill. :stonklol:

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.
From /r/drawing



Are you okay, Annie?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sorry, pensive Hitler portrait, you're somehow not the worst face that's been posted in this thread today

Etoniichuan
Oct 27, 2005

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a war criminal

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Etoniichuan posted:

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a war criminal

lmao

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
HEE-HEEIL Hilter.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Etoniichuan posted:

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a war criminal

:master:

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

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