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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

ShoogaSlim posted:

friend of mine convinced me to signup for a showtime+ free trial and watch X

lol what the gently caress is the point of this movie? horror really is the worst genre

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP loving POSTING

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isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Watched The Rig on Amazon. I think it probably would've worked better as a movie.

I started watching this because of Emily Hampshire but it seems pretty silly two episodes in.

Is the gist of it Earth/Gaia is trying to rid itself of impurities, e.g. the oil rigs? Because if so there's way too much foreshadowing of that, what with the rig falling apart, Baz's fillings being pushed out, the tattoos washing off of that dude, etc.

I ain't gonna finish it, I'm just curious

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

precision posted:

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP loving POSTING

lol think you made them mad

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Famethrowa posted:

lol think you made them mad

It's extremely satisfying, not gonna lie

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!
Watching Death on the Nile on Hulu (with random commercial breaks in the middle of scenes). Some stray thoughts. The CG scenery is glaringly bad. Also, apparently Poirot was a young man during WW1, but in his 60s less than 20 years later. Gal Gadot continues to be a not very good actress. Adam Garcia, the love interest in Coyote Ugly, is in this and is 50 now. Annette Bening has a terrible English accent. Rose Leslie has a terrible French accent. Letitia Wright has a terrible American accent. The girl from Sex Education is in this, took a minute to figure out why she looked familiar.

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe
That movie was pretty dumb but I got a very good long chuckle out of the mustache origin story.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

isaboo posted:

I started watching this because of Emily Hampshire but it seems pretty silly two episodes in.

Is the gist of it Earth/Gaia is trying to rid itself of impurities, e.g. the oil rigs? Because if so there's way too much foreshadowing of that, what with the rig falling apart, Baz's fillings being pushed out, the tattoos washing off of that dude, etc.

I ain't gonna finish it, I'm just curious

Even dumber, Some sentient organism is trying to wipe out humanity because it perceives it as a threat. It is responsible for the past mass extinction events.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


GonSmithe posted:

Nope, it was all new content, HBO just let him put some clips up on YouTube to promote the movie.

Hm. They must have let him put a lot up then because I had seen a ton of clips from it already.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
I'm 25 minutes into the Pale Blue Eye and just now realized that Bale isn't playing Edgar Allan Poe, I thought the actual Poe was just a random poet who would inspire Bale to become one.

God I'm dumb.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Medullah posted:

I'm 25 minutes into the Pale Blue Eye and just now realized that Bale isn't playing Edgar Allan Poe, I thought the actual Poe was just a random poet who would inspire Bale to become one.

God I'm dumb.

lmao

i really enjoyed that though, as a sleepy period murder mystery. the guy who did play Poe was pretty good and appropriately awkward/dorky

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

precision posted:

lmao

i really enjoyed that though, as a sleepy period murder mystery. the guy who did play Poe was pretty good and appropriately awkward/dorky

He's little Dudley Dursley all growed up! He was great in Queen's Gambit

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Even dumber, Some sentient organism is trying to wipe out humanity because it perceives it as a threat. It is responsible for the past mass extinction events.

I was thinking of watching it. Does it have an ending or a cliffhanger?

Rental Sting
Aug 14, 2013

it is not the first time I have been racist in the name of my own mistake and sadly probably not the last

precision posted:

lmao

i really enjoyed that though, as a sleepy period murder mystery. the guy who did play Poe was pretty good and appropriately awkward/dorky

Sleepy, it is. I really liked it, though. All the pieces were laid out for that last-minute twist which I still missed.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

1glitch0 posted:

Does it have an ending or a cliffhanger?

This is a website that needs to exist

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

1glitch0 posted:

I was thinking of watching it. Does it have an ending or a cliffhanger?

It's probably not setting up for a new season at the end. Its very heavily implied at the end that they were unable to stop the extinction event, and that everybody is going to die.

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005

Has anyone been watching Paul T. Goldman? I'm not quite sure what to make of it just yet.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt24328636/

I'm getting an Exit Through the Gift Shop vibe.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I watched a bit last night and I can't stop thinking about it. It's The Rehearsal by Neil Breen.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

h3r0n posted:

Has anyone been watching Paul T. Goldman? I'm not quite sure what to make of it just yet.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt24328636/

I'm getting an Exit Through the Gift Shop vibe.

I am so confused right now

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Haven't watched it yet, but it's by the guy that directed Borat 2 and several episodes of Nathan For You.

Thought this was a pretty good review: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/paul-t-goldman-review-1235287929/

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
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From the first 2 episodes, it's part documentary about what "happened" to this guy, part dramatic reenactments of what "happened" to this guy but starring himself, and part documentary about this incompetent maniac. He's the world's most unreliable narrator, and I mean literally narrator as he often interrupts his own dramatic reenactments to read passages of narration from his self-published memoirs.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Enos Cabell posted:

Haven't watched it yet, but it's by the guy that directed Borat 2 and several episodes of Nathan For You.

Thought this was a pretty good review: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/paul-t-goldman-review-1235287929/

Wait, wait, wait. Parts of this are true???? Lmao

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I thought it was a Christopher guest style fake documentary lmao

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

precision posted:

Wait, wait, wait. Parts of this are true???? Lmao

the book is real, at least

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005

You have to watch it. Its Documentary Now meets Ken Burns.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
ok is anybody actually watching the walking dead. Netflix says people are but i must be losing my mind because surely it fizzled out and went away years ago.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Lazy_Liberal posted:

ok is anybody actually watching the walking dead. Netflix says people are but i must be losing my mind because surely it fizzled out and went away years ago.

Every show gets a pretty decent demo of (no irony intended) "zombie viewers" which will literally never stop watching the show no matter how bad it gets. That's how shows that get absolutely massive seasons continue to shamble onward for years afterwards (again, no irony intended).

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Lazy_Liberal posted:

ok is anybody actually watching the walking dead. Netflix says people are but i must be losing my mind because surely it fizzled out and went away years ago.

I stopped years ago when it became clear that the producers were intentionally just loving with the audience. But last time I had cable, there was an entire channel just dedicated to airing reruns of The Walking Dead, and its various spinoffs.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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I put on random episodes for background noise and to hear the occasional "CORAL!!"

I haven't watched on the regular since the Negan season.

Are any of the spin-offs good or at least decent?

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
i also stopped at negan era. it just became human on human torture porn and i can get that for free irl

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

isaboo posted:

I put on random episodes for background noise and to hear the occasional "CORAL!!"

I haven't watched on the regular since the Negan season.

Are any of the spin-offs good or at least decent?

I really liked Fear the Walking Dead in the beginning. It took place right when the infection began so it wasn't doing the same thing TWD did, and the characters were largely morally lovely people. Sadly it did a time jump and just became TWD 2.0, though I stuck with it because I love Garrett Dillahunt and he was great in it.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Medullah posted:

I really liked Fear the Walking Dead in the beginning. It took place right when the infection began so it wasn't doing the same thing TWD did, and the characters were largely morally lovely people. Sadly it did a time jump and just became TWD 2.0, though I stuck with it because I love Garrett Dillahunt and he was great in it.

Man that was a bait and switch and one of the big reasons I quit watching very quickly. Given that it's AMC I'm guessing they cheaped out on the budget and didn't want show any large-scale scenes of civil chaos.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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precision posted:

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP loving POSTING

Famethrowa posted:

lol think you made them mad


someone bought me this red text title ages ago and i am proud of it. even kept it after paying for my gif avatar bc it fits with the theme. only watching dreck like The Menu makes me mad, not other posters on this forum who like to defend crap movies.

also lol that precision got probed for making a dogshit post in gbs yet called out my title

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!
I'm watching Emily the Criminal with Aubrey Plaza on Netflix. I watch most things with subtitles on, and there have been some pretty funny inconsistencies. In one scene the subtitles say that some characters are speaking Armenian. The scene changes, but the subtitles now say they're speaking Arabic. In another scene her roommates are watching a movie which is clearly in Korean, but the subtitles say it's in Japanese.

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013
Oh yeah, the subtitles for Copenhagen Cowboy were dogshit.

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.

Nihonniboku posted:

I'm watching Emily the Criminal with Aubrey Plaza on Netflix. I watch most things with subtitles on, and there have been some pretty funny inconsistencies. In one scene the subtitles say that some characters are speaking Armenian. The scene changes, but the subtitles now say they're speaking Arabic. In another scene her roommates are watching a movie which is clearly in Korean, but the subtitles say it's in Japanese.
I believe you that the subtitles suck but there is definitely a character in Emily the Criminal who speaks Arabic and who also hangs out with Armenians and who thus maybe also speaks Armenian. So it wouldn't be crazy if he swapped from one to the other, maybe. There are definitely Armenian speakers in Lebanon which is where I think the Arabic speakers in the movie are from. Even the Armenians in the movie might speak Arabic if they spent time in Lebanon or whatever.

pumped up for school
Nov 24, 2010

1glitch0 posted:

I was thinking of watching it. Does it have an ending or a cliffhanger?

Cliffhanger. I'm a sucker for these kinds of shows. Weird fetish for scifi/horror/thrillers when the cast is isolated so thought it would be up my alley. Also I've worked on platforms so the sets were a blast of nostalgia. I very much recommend skipping it.

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...
Finally finished 1899 and have no idea what they would have done for the next two seasons. The story isn't finished, but it may as well be finished, there is as good a point as any.

It's interesting to wonder why Dark worked and why 1899, despite some good moments, didn't. Perhaps because while they both had lots of crazy, "what could this mean" moments, the former was better at convincing you there was a reason and eventually delivering it it, while the latter has a lot of Lost-like "this crazy thing just happened and, uh, anyway you won't believe what happened next".

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

pumped up for school posted:

Cliffhanger. I'm a sucker for these kinds of shows. Weird fetish for scifi/horror/thrillers when the cast is isolated so thought it would be up my alley. Also I've worked on platforms so the sets were a blast of nostalgia. I very much recommend skipping it.

Welp. Thanks for the advice. Stuff like The Thing always gets at least a glance from me.

mystes
May 31, 2006

nonathlon posted:

Finally finished 1899 and have no idea what they would have done for the next two seasons. The story isn't finished, but it may as well be finished, there is as good a point as any.

It's interesting to wonder why Dark worked and why 1899, despite some good moments, didn't. Perhaps because while they both had lots of crazy, "what could this mean" moments, the former was better at convincing you there was a reason and eventually delivering it it, while the latter has a lot of Lost-like "this crazy thing just happened and, uh, anyway you won't believe what happened next".
I think Dark always felt like you 90% knew what was going but then it just turned out that the remaining stuff was way more complicated than you would have thought, so it could have ended pretty satisfyingly at almost any point.

1899 was more frustrating because it feels like it's completely unclear what is going on and it might have been necessary to watch like 3 seasons for it to potentially make any sense.

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Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


I was done with 1899 when it had two gay dudes explaining to the audience that their cover identities are ridiculous and they are not in fact related but lovers in a weird ship where none of that seemed to matter at all

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