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Hubbert posted:...One way to cope with an ever-crueler world is to produce tougher bunnies... 
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Jan 9, 2023 01:02
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goochtit posted:If this turns out to be the ARkSTORM™ say goodbye to 25% of America's food we regret to inform you all arks in america have been destroyed by the storm and or incredibly shoddy workmanship also woooooooooo humans #1 rodents outlived dinosaurs but we beat their tiny mammal asses
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Jan 9, 2023 01:06
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I mean hares can be pretty aggressive and there are some pretty badass extinct lagomorphs so sure why not
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Jan 9, 2023 01:10
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by bye smal bnunnu
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Jan 9, 2023 01:11
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in the far future of man there are only robot bees and swole bunnies
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Jan 9, 2023 01:12
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That said if it was between humanity and those bunnies I would choose the bunnies
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Jan 9, 2023 01:12
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the largest contributor to sea level rise is when your mom goes swimming, because of displacement.
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Jan 9, 2023 02:31
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we can just stop the moon over the other side of the planet to keep the tide there forever and eliminate all this bothersome weather
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Jan 9, 2023 02:32
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what we need is either one bigger moon or several additional moons
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Jan 9, 2023 02:38
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the sun also has a big effect on tides, so what we really need to do is stop the earth from spinning. I pitched this to elon musk and he liked the idea so much he stole it and is investing one hundred million dollars into it, because he wants to save the planet.
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Jan 9, 2023 03:55
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Wasn't there something about the moon wobbling and loving poo poo up even further in like a decade? lmao, can't even keep track of all the different apocalypses anymore, that owns.
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Jan 9, 2023 04:36
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maybe if we time it right and they all happen at once, it'll just be a big cancel out
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Jan 9, 2023 04:40
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SplitSoul posted:Wasn't there something about the moon wobbling and loving poo poo up even further in like a decade? lmao, can't even keep track of all the different apocalypses anymore, that owns. The moon is moving further away from earth but not in any kind of distance that we would ever notice in a human lifespan
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Jan 9, 2023 04:47
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SplitSoul posted:Wasn't there something about the moon wobbling and loving poo poo up even further in like a decade? lmao, can't even keep track of all the different apocalypses anymore, that owns. https://twitter.com/NASAJPL/status/1412826901534502913 quote:The Moon is in the tide-amplifying part of its cycle now. However, along most U.S. coastlines, sea levels have not risen so much that even with this lunar assist, high tides regularly top flooding thresholds. It will be a different story the next time the cycle comes around to amplify tides again, in the mid-2030s. Global sea level rise will have been at work for another decade. The higher seas, amplified by the lunar cycle, will cause a leap in flood numbers on almost all U.S. mainland coastlines, Hawaii, and Guam. Only far northern coastlines, including Alaska’s, will be spared for another decade or longer because these land areas are rising due to long-term geological processes.
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Jan 9, 2023 05:07
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Stereotype posted:the sun also has a big effect on tides, so what we really need to do is stop the earth from spinning. I pitched this to elon musk and he liked the idea so much he stole it and is investing one hundred million dollars into it, because he wants to save the planet. Ok but how many monkeys does he get to kill in return?
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Jan 9, 2023 05:12
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ARKSTORM
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Jan 9, 2023 05:29
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smoobles posted:ARKSTORM 
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Jan 9, 2023 05:34
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it’s very disconcerting to see this https://twitter.com/nasajpl/status/1412895144873844736
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Jan 9, 2023 06:22
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it's time to revive project a119
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Jan 9, 2023 06:33
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Ark. Storm.
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Jan 9, 2023 06:38
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as someone who lived in a basement in northern CA that flooded because of rain, I am glad I do not live there anymore and I am in a third story loft while this is happening (also not in CA)
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Jan 9, 2023 06:52
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we’ve been fooled! that nasa post is from 2021. whatever.
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Jan 9, 2023 07:29
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Ark. Storm. 
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Jan 9, 2023 08:08
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lol pakistan's flooding last year is permanent https://twitter.com/DoctorVive/status/1612463765131247618?s=20&t=BSAZqE2q2KrYdkX64MkWKw
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Jan 9, 2023 16:26
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Good news! We don’t need soil to grow plants, just lots and lots of plastic! https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/107fbzm/an_entire_garden_without_a_single_grain_of_soil/
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Jan 9, 2023 19:59
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it’s ok, pakistanis can surey just sell their houses
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Jan 9, 2023 20:03
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what is arkstorm
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Jan 9, 2023 20:03
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Popoto posted:what is arkstorm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARkStorm disaster porn honestly I prefer the megaquake faultline idea for my long odds disaster porn based on past events
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Jan 9, 2023 20:05
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Rime was right????? https://twitter.com/dylanmatt/status/1612498802652454913
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Jan 9, 2023 21:24
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that's an all-timer
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Jan 9, 2023 21:34
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can someone put this paper up or paste the contents? I think https://catbox.moe supports pdf. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41558-022-01567-3 Spence, A., Ogunbode, C.A. Angry politics fails the climate. Nat. Clim. Chang. (2023). https://doi.org/10.1038/s41558-022-01567-3 quote:Partisan politics is characterized by pejorative generalizations across opposition groups, but, similar to the groups being derogated, not all partisans are the same. Understanding the nature of partisan opposition to climate policy may help promote bipartisan projects to mitigate climate change. let the anger flow
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Jan 9, 2023 21:39
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Trabisnikof posted:Rime was right????? wait until the NYT discovers how ships of antiquity were powered
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Jan 9, 2023 21:45
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The wind was an incidental actor in the slave trade so using it for any purpose is racism. Same goes for water.
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Jan 9, 2023 21:52
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PUT THAT WATER DOWN, HITLER
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Jan 9, 2023 21:53
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Why does the air hate black people?
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Jan 9, 2023 21:59
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wait ahh ops i fail
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Jan 9, 2023 22:08
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CODChimera posted:i still think there's a decent chance that the microplastics end up helping us get outta this jam geoengineering will have all the microplastics used to create a giant white reflector/coating to lower temperatures to resist global warming Just imagine the sahara being a giant white splotch from space
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Jan 9, 2023 22:13
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Hubbert posted:not the tiny bunnies!!!! We should just give them guns. Aren't bunns omnivores?
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Jan 9, 2023 22:34
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Trabisnikof posted:Rime was right????? This might actually be one of the dumbest tweets I've ever read, and that's really saying something
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Jan 9, 2023 22:39
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the earth supported all slavery throughout time; this is why we must destroy the earth
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Jan 9, 2023 22:40
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