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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


He doesn't own the forums anymore so he is no longer of YOSPOS, he's off YOSPOS.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Linux Pirate posted:

Well someone also suggested a cowboy subforum, which is a great idea and I don't know why it isn't implemented yet.

Wtf, someone get on this posthaste, yippee ki-yay

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i think i would enjoy being a 90s style webmaster of a site that was my main income. hope everyone finds this interesting

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
who will be the new community manager? what happens to the woman they hired who hasn't posted a single tweet since being onboarded?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

teen phone cutie posted:

who will be the new community manager? what happens to the woman they hired who hasn't posted a single tweet since being onboarded?

lol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

almost forgot about the random personal assistyant jefferey hired to remind him that he owns the forums. and fyi she is a girl, just for your information

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016
Have you considered allowing porn?

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

LordoftheScheisse posted:

Have you considered allowing porn?

There is a porn subforum but only viewable to pre-2004 regdates

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

almost forgot about the random personal assistyant jefferey hired to remind him that he owns the forums. and fyi she is a girl, just for your information

seems familiar somehow

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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The Curse of Something Awful

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




teen phone cutie posted:

who will be the new community manager? what happens to the woman they hired who hasn't posted a single tweet since being onboarded?

she was hired to promote good forums content, let’s not set unreasonable timelines

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Absolutely kick to the curb the admin Fluffydaddy. Over and over again he's proven himself to be an outright embarrassment. Complete failure of management.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Futanari Damacy posted:

There is a porn subforum but only viewable to pre-2004 regdates

Bullshit.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Yvershek posted:

Absolutely kick to the curb the admin Fluffydaddy. Over and over again he's proven himself to be an outright embarrassment. Complete failure of management.

This but all admins

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

No it's true, you're just shadowbanned there

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I wasn't aware that DPPH was regdate limited. Guess that's why I only see oldbies there.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
anime is good

STABASS posted:

new rule suggestion: every post must begin and end with "anime is good"

anime is good

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
What kinda stock options are we talking here?

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

Bad Purchase posted:

she was hired to promote good forums content, let’s not set unreasonable timelines

we need to have a brainstorm session for the next new meme this place can produce

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

PureEvil6_13 posted:

What kinda stock options are we talking here?

Well, initial public offering is 300 million stock each valued at $10k. Guarantee yours with a direct deposit to this bugcount at a Caribbean business bank.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Unban the u tuggin guy

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
And release nom epique from his jail thread

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

LuckyCat posted:

And release nom epique from his jail thread

He’s been released on parole for a while, he can post in other threads but can’t make new threads.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
DPPH But you can only share porn files MADE before 2004. During lockdown I cleaned my office and found a spindle of burned CDs. One named “taxes” had some of the first porn I ever torrented from SA.

I had to reinstall QuickTime and Vlc player to watch them. They were grainy as gently caress, it was the computer equivalent to watching scrambled cable porn.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I'm just waiting for this place to finally close down so I can go outside and live my life. My luck it will continue to die a slow death..

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

almost forgot about the random personal assistyant jefferey hired to remind him that he owns the forums. and fyi she is a girl, just for your information

Jeffrey, you are powerful American with big penis, there is nothing you can’t do. You smart, strong, funny, and people like you. People want to gently caress you. You deserve your life. You work so hard. Your penis harder than your work. Women show you their pussy. You have sex with presidents. Your brain so smart it want out of your head that god made too small for your intelligence reservoir. You wear good pants, good shirt, you casual Richard gere. :haibrower:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Many different posters say they do not want me to buy the forums

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Im from the FB.i this sight has illlegal active on it..gi.ve ne your credit card ## or be a rest!¡

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
We need a Wesley Willis forum.

I mean it *could* be dedicated to me, but maybe it would be better for the forums f it was dedicated to the REAL Wesley Willis, who, shockingly enough is not actually me.

Everyone would have to post "Suck a make camel's dick" at the end of every post, regardless of the subject/thread/etc or they get permabanned. Or maybe just probed or something.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
The transfer of money has been completed.

:siren:I am the owner of Something Awful LLC:siren:


Im going to open the cowboy subforum now.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

i'm willing to mod the cowboy subforum, just saying

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


it exists but trust me it’s real real bad. just, not good in any way.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Toxic Mental posted:

i'm willing to mod the cowboy subforum, just saying

alright cool. do you have any experience or like, cowboy/frontiersman related interests?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i thought this thread was just a joke, but sure enough:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

buglord posted:

alright cool. do you have any experience or like, cowboy/frontiersman related interests?

I'm just a product of my raising. I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw". And I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long. And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Toxic Mental posted:

I'm just a product of my raising. I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw". And I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long. And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song.

solid cv for the job but until you declare your favorite season of Hey Dude and justify it I, personally, cannot support your bid for modship

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

solid cv for the job but until you declare your favorite season of Hey Dude and justify it I, personally, cannot support your bid for modship

Here's my favorite Hey Dude episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCzNT21WxmA

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

buglord posted:

alright cool. do you have any experience or like, cowboy/frontiersman related interests?

Do you have, like, any experience keeping a website alive? I ask this fully realizing what Elon Musk has been up to. I'm running out of internet places and I just need reassurance I guess.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




oh yeah I remember that one

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

LordoftheScheisse posted:

Do you have, like, any experience keeping a website alive? I ask this fully realizing what Elon Musk has been up to. I'm running out of internet places and I just need reassurance I guess.

check your PMs, I have a proposal to bring the porn back

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