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Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


There will probably be some cool urbex videos of people wandering through this tunnel in a few years after it's been shut down and closed up.

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Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Lead out in cuffs posted:

It's literally just to get across the Convention Centre from the parking lot. It's a glorified valet service but in a lovely tunnel.

IIRC the contract also requires Boring Co to move a huge number more people than is even possible with this system, or they have to pay massive penalties. So the only people paying for this are Boring Co itself.

Another success by business genius rocket man Elon Musk!

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Senor Tron posted:

There will probably be some cool urbex videos of people wandering through this tunnel in a few years after it's been shut down and closed up.

Probably have to bring extra oxygen depending on why it's shut down lol



Evil Fluffy posted:

Another success by business genius rocket man Elon Musk!

Only a true genius like Elon Musk could get us to Mars by 2018.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Anno posted:

Maybe this is widely known and I've just been blissfully unaware but Jesus Christ how is this real lmao

https://twitter.com/PoliticsAndEd/status/1611808191733727232

It's a tunnel people and Elon Musk will never love you.

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!
I can't wait in a few years where a YouTube video comes up in my feed for an SCP-like horror game set in the tunnel. You have to walk through it while avoiding the craze Elonmonster in underpants that is hunting you down.

You know, I'm mashing around in Unity a bit . . .

TwoDeer
Jan 13, 2005


I’ve been using this Stadium app for … a few years now. I think originally because I actually was going to do something with Stadia (ha!) and then as a byproduct noticed that it would only roll one add at the beginning of some videos and I could just fast forward through it and then no more adds… Vinegar is probably better and only $1.99 so I will check it out.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Perestroika posted:

It would literally be more efficient (and safer) if they'd just let people walk through the tunnel. It's not even two miles long.

When the money runs out and everyone loses interest, that is probably its fate.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The people who live in the drainage tunnels can move in

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Senor Tron posted:

There will probably be some cool urbex videos of people wandering through this tunnel in a few years after it's been shut down and closed up.

It won't even be cool, it's a boring tunnel.

MixMasterMalaria
Jul 26, 2007
C.H.U.D.: cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

MixMasterMalaria posted:

C.H.U.D.: cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller.

CHauvinist and Utter Douche

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Perestroika posted:

It would literally be more efficient (and safer) if they'd just let people walk through the tunnel. It's not even two miles long.

That tunnel probably has no airflow aside from the motion of the cars and I sure as poo poo don't expect the lights to be maintained well, if at all.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Perestroika posted:

It would literally be more efficient (and safer) if they'd just let people walk through the tunnel. It's not even two miles long.

Put a moving sidewalk in, it will be like changing terminals at Frankfurt!

EDIT: Honestly, with ventilation and the cool high-speed moving sidewalks they use at some airports now.... not the worst idea in the world. Probably faster and more pleasant than bundling into a Tesla like a loving idiot.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The boring company is a clever company name looking for a solution looking for a problem

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Make it a bike path with free bikes on both ends.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



nachos posted:

The boring company is a clever company name looking for a solution looking for a problem

They solved the problem of parting the LVCC from $50M or so and are still in the process of trying to bilk Miami and Ft. Lauderdale.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
"The boring company is a clever company name"

this is wrong so the rest of your sentence is also wrong.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jbrowder1/status/1612312707398795264
https://twitter.com/jbrowder1/status/1612312710112481282
(screencap)
I'm sure judges will LOVE this. :allears:

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?

Best fast track to getting disbarred that I can think of, short of stealing your client's money.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Memnaelar posted:

Best fast track to getting disbarred that I can think of, short of stealing your client's money.

Chatgpt should be required to pass a bar exam :haw:

...

What happens if it DOES pass though? :ohdear:

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
It's not too unreasonable; a lot of lawyers are really dumb.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I'm just left wondering if you are allowed to "repeat exactly what someone says" to your earpiece, even if that someone was Ben loving Matlock. I'm assuming that no, you're not.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Hmm yes let me gamble my career on a promise of $1m from a company called *checks notes* DoNotPay.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


goatsestretchgoals posted:

Hmm yes let me gamble my career on a promise of $1m from a company called *checks notes* DoNotPay.

Don't laugh, reports of Alex Jones' lawyers formulating a plan are emerging. (not really but LOL they are pretty fucken dumb)

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
It always impressed me how tech startups can get such high valuations ($210m in this case) while seemingly haven't next to no knowledge in the field they plan to break into/replace.

Mega Comrade fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Jan 10, 2023

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk
They have much experience in the "move fast and break some laws" field and are excited to implement this experience in someone else's courtroom for once.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Are they the folks that started as a repository for templates you could use to get out of traffic tickets?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Amphigory posted:

Are they the folks that started as a repository for templates you could use to get out of traffic tickets?

Indeed.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mega Comrade posted:

It always impressed me how tech startups can get such high valuations ($210m in this case) while seemingly haven't next to no knowledge in the field they plan to break into/replace.

LPs are dumber than the VCs they give money to who are dumber than the CEOs they give money to

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Idk the current generation of chat bots is basically just cribbing from Google which I understand is how law arguments are made. You're basically just testing its ability to make a sentence from law-googling relevant case law.

- sent from my McCoyLPT

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
I was curious about the actual route of this tunnel and lol



It's not even 1 km long, and the entire building is already connected so you can walk it without leaving the building and dealing with the heat.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Yes, the point of the tunnel was for the convention center to show off since it's where they have CES every year.
That it actually moves people from one side of the center to the other is a side effect.

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
AIs need therapy and legal representation too.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Some real Torment Nexus poo poo here from people who watched later seasons of Westworld.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jaxyon posted:

Some real Torment Nexus poo poo here from people who watched later seasons of Westworld.

I'll admit that between this and chat bots now generating garbage code that passes an eyeball test getting uploaded to repositories that coders making the chat bots use, it's really heartening to see AI making worse the lives of people who have thus far only been using it to make the lives of others worse. Godspeed I say, if the courts don't like it they should ban it. It's not going to be something they have to deal with only when it's right in front of them.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

I'll admit that between this and chat bots now generating garbage code that passes an eyeball test getting uploaded to repositories that coders making the chat bots use, it's really heartening to see AI making worse the lives of people who have thus far only been using it to make the lives of others worse. Godspeed I say, if the courts don't like it they should ban it. It's not going to be something they have to deal with only when it's right in front of them.

The people who'll have their lives made worse by ChatGPT'd legal arguments won't be judges and lawyers, it'll be poor people hoping for cheap legal advice.

Hell, how many years do you think it'll be before some Southern state tries to abolish public defenders altogether and tells indigent defendants to use LawGPT-4 instead? Somebody will absolutely try it.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

"I would like to strike my previous statement from the record, I had my earpiece in but instead of listening to my Chatbot Lawyer I accidentally opened the app for my Chatbot Girlfriend (NSFW DLC paid for in full)"

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Instead of wondering if it could replace skilled professionals, the real question is, in my opinion, can AI aid skilled professionals? Is it decent enough that, for example, a lawyer could merely look over its arguments and correct certain aspects with their professional expertise and judgement? Could it access an amount of case law that a human would have trouble being familiar with? Probably. That sounds like a really useful tool. I don't think it's going to replace a lawyer, but it sounds like it could really help a lawyer do their job more effectively and with less effort and time involved.

To put it another way: what if we look to AI to replace effort instead of expertise? You're not going to end up with something for nothing, but I think you could make experts more effective at what they do by eliminating some of the things that honestly don't require much expertise, but still need doing. If you look at it like an autopilot in an aircraft, for example, I think it makes a great deal of sense. I don't trust an autopilot to make decisions about my flight, I trust it to relieve me of the busywork of holding an altitude and a heading and maybe manage the throttles, because those things are annoying and can easily be handled by automation, and then I sit back and make sure it doesn't gently caress up, and make decisions about how to direct it next.

We could be missing the forest for the trees here; we might be so enamored with the idea of AI replacing people (for better or worse) that we're overlooking the fact that it has the possibility to simply relieve trained experts of the stupid, worst parts of their jobs and allow them to use their expert skills more effectively and productively, with less work involved.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Main Paineframe posted:

The people who'll have their lives made worse by ChatGPT'd legal arguments won't be judges and lawyers, it'll be poor people hoping for cheap legal advice.

Hell, how many years do you think it'll be before some Southern state tries to abolish public defenders altogether and tells indigent defendants to use LawGPT-4 instead? Somebody will absolutely try it.
You don't need to abolish public defenders really. In many places, they're so overworked that they can only devote a tiny amount of time per case. It would take the overturning of Gideon vs. Wainright to abolish them completely, but of course that isn't such a far-fetched scenario now.

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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

bawk posted:

"I would like to strike my previous statement from the record, I had my earpiece in but instead of listening to my Chatbot Lawyer I accidentally opened the app for my Chatbot Girlfriend (NSFW DLC paid for in full)"

We put all the evidence in an algorithm and ran the simulation, it said you were guilt 100% of the time. What no, the algorithm is a trade secret you can't know what we used.

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