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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Liquid Chicken posted:

Can you kazoo?



Ngl i would absolutely try this, as someone with a good ear for melody but without any guitar chops I bet I could riff pretty hard with an amplified kazoo. Would you even need to plug through a fuzz pedal?

Just burning through the solo from Aqualung with one of these.

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



God a distorted kazoo would either sound exceptional, or make everyone in earshot throw themselves off the nearest building head-first.

I want to try it :getin:

_____!
May 2, 2004


/\/\/\My first thought after a phaser/wah.

thepopmonster posted:

IDK what your problem is that's a perfectly normal type S 1/4" plug.

It looks like the tip is missing? Also usually mono jacks still have a ring on it, right? My eyes could very well be broken.

_____! fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jan 10, 2023

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


_____! posted:

/\/\/\My first thought after a phaser/wah.

It looks like the tip is missing? Also usually mono jacks still have a ring on it, right? My eyes could very well be broken.

:thejoke:

Warning: Joke is not necessarily funny.

Wikipedia posted:

The phone connector is cylindrical in shape, with a grooved tip to retain it. In its original audio configuration, it typically has two, three, four or, occasionally, five contacts. Three-contact versions are known as TRS connectors (tip, ring, sleeve). Ring contacts are typically the same diameter as the sleeve, the long shank. Similarly, two-, four- and five-contact versions are called TS, TRRS and TRRRS connectors respectively.


thepopmonster fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jan 10, 2023

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


_____! posted:

/\/\/\My first thought after a phaser/wah.

It looks like the tip is missing? Also usually mono jacks still have a ring on it, right? My eyes could very well be broken.

looks like a black tip if you zoom in. missing the ring tho.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

flubber nuts posted:

missing the ring tho.

Common theme

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




Nobody pays any attention to detail anymore :smith:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Why does it look like a vape pen?

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Cocaine Bear posted:

Why does it look like a vape pen?

To trick kids into thinking it's cool.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

A Vape Kazoo would be awesome!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I don't know if I would be more embarrassed to tell airport security that it's a premium kazoo or a vape pen.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Mods: please change my name to “Vape Kazoo”

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

thepopmonster posted:

:thejoke:

Warning: Joke is not necessarily funny.



Have you seen my 1/4" type   plug? I could have sworn I put it down here somewhere...

Organ Fiend
May 21, 2007

custom title

Anyone else notice the spray of blood on the wall behind him that appears after he's flung?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/aSeq1iT.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
WHY ARE YOU DOING??

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster


looks like a lamp to me

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



more falafel please posted:

looks like a lamp to me

It’s only a little haunted, it’s fine.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Tiny Timbs posted:

Aftermarket kits are lovely hackjobs that may not even be compatible and at the very least require a separate remote

And it's probably more like $600 with labor

I got one that was $200, plug and play with one wire to cut. I lock unlock lock on the stock keyfob and the car starts.

It's been great.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Icon Of Sin posted:

It’s only a little haunted, it’s fine.
Man, if it saves you a trip to Ikea, just roll with it.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Having 55 gallon drum of lube around to show off my gag lamp.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
i too have all that lube for, uh, lamp purposes

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Do not insert a lamp into your orifices, haunted lube or not.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

_____! posted:

I'm going to be honest, seeing something that is normally made of the cheapest materials get an over engineered version is rad as hell.

"Good companion for guitar" though? That's definitely a bridge too far.

Wait what the hell is going on with that 1/4" plug?

Looks like it's just a patch lead to show it has an input.

Otherwise I want to see some poor hipster idiot with his face in a Fender Twin getting wrecked by his own lovely noises

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Mr Hootington posted:

Having 55 gallon drum of lube around to show off my gag lamp.

Looks more like a gagging lamp.

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

I gotta say, the BMW heated seat thing is a better deal monthly if you live somewhere like Houston where heated seats are useful like two months out of the year versus paying the flat fee to unlock it perpetually. I don't like it, but it would save me money (if I was buying a new BMW).

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
But what if your car just had heated seats and you could turn them off for 10 months? BMW (Butt Monthly Warming)

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Icon Of Sin posted:

God a distorted kazoo would either sound exceptional, or make everyone in earshot throw themselves off the nearest building head-first.

I want to try it :getin:

Kazoo -> AutoTune -> Envelope vowel filter -> guitar amp.

100 Gecs without the stupid lyrics!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

SF is currently in the middle of a massive cold snap so the locals are helping out in what ever way they can

https://i.imgur.com/Qjtn26H.mp4

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

One of the few things in this thread to really get under my skin

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Why didn't the camera person get out and hang the fellow by his hose until he stopped squirming?
Or stuff him into that can and fill it up with the hose.

Howard The Dork
Mar 31, 2004

Look Ma! I caught a Fwaggle!

Inceltown posted:

SF is currently in the middle of a massive cold snap so the locals are helping out in what ever way they can

https://i.imgur.com/Qjtn26H.mp4

What the gently caress!? It's loving cold and wet out there.


[https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/san-francisco-man-sprays-woman-17708160.php

Howard The Dork fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Jan 11, 2023

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Howard The Dork posted:

What the gently caress!? It's loving cold and wet out there.


https://barbarossalounge.com

This seems to be the place. Looks pretty nice. Be a shame if they got some bad press.

The guy with the hose owns an art gallery next door apparently and is unrelated to the bar.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Put that man in that bin. Put that bin in a lake.

Howard The Dork
Mar 31, 2004

Look Ma! I caught a Fwaggle!

Inceltown posted:

The guy with the hose owns an art gallery next door apparently and is unrelated to the bar.

Yeah figured that out but ya'll too quick. I hate going to SF, but I might hop on Bart to go art shopping this weekend.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Howard The Dork posted:

Yeah figured that out but ya'll too quick. I hate going to SF, but I might hop on Bart to go art shopping this weekend.

Bring nice large sprayer bottle with you.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Tiny Timbs posted:

Aftermarket kits are lovely hackjobs that may not even be compatible and at the very least require a separate remote

And it's probably more like $600 with labor

I dunno what you are talking about, those aftermarket kits just sit on the CAN bus and watch for lock/unlock patterns so you don't need another remote.

Normally things like "lock, lock, lock" to roll up windows, etc.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Inceltown posted:

SF is currently in the middle of a massive cold snap so the locals are helping out in what ever way they can

https://i.imgur.com/Qjtn26H.mp4
The Tesla in the foreground really brings the whole vignette together.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

norp posted:

I dunno what you are talking about, those aftermarket kits just sit on the CAN bus and watch for lock/unlock patterns so you don't need another remote.

Normally things like "lock, lock, lock" to roll up windows, etc.

That’s the kind I was seeing when getting quotes for an old Highlander a few years ago

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Cocaine Bear posted:

Put that man in that bin. Put that bin in a lake.

In SF, you better send him down a hill in a bin first.

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